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Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-06-2008 12:13 PM

How do ugly guys hook up with women?
 
Question to all of you ugly guys. How do you manage to get laid? What is your secret?

Some Guy 04-06-2008 12:13 PM

Personality.

Some Guy 04-06-2008 12:14 PM

That, or money. Ha, ha.

baddog 04-06-2008 12:14 PM

http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/w...7/09/money.jpg

SexualDragon 04-06-2008 12:15 PM

if you are not picky, take home the local barslut

Lycanthrope 04-06-2008 12:23 PM

I never thought I was ugly, but not exceptionally good looking either, but I never had a problem scoring. I've found a good sense of humour and self confidence (not arrogance) to go far. And, as has been said, lowering your standards when the need arises helps :P

Some Guy 04-06-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope (Post 14034542)
I never thought I was ugly, but not exceptionally good looking either, but I never had a problem scoring. I've found a good sense of humour and self confidence (not arrogance) to go far. And, as has been said, lowering your standards when the need arises helps :P

Couldn't agree more. Very well said.

webgurl 04-06-2008 12:27 PM

u know its alot easier for ugly dude to hook up with hot chick
then a girl that is about -3 hooking up with a 9 + guy

shermo 04-06-2008 12:27 PM

I show them my 9 inch tongue.

Sveindt Beindt 04-06-2008 12:30 PM

Money ruels :pimp

TimCase 04-06-2008 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 14034545)
u know its alot easier for ugly dude to hook up with hot chick
then a girl that is about -3 hooking up with a 9 + guy

Living proof, here.

Eriic 04-06-2008 01:14 PM

It's a well known fact that no women wants to date a guy who is better looking than she is.
Women want all the attention and certainly don't want to have the attention drawn away by dating good looking guys.

CaptainHowdy 04-06-2008 01:18 PM

I show 'em my postcount...


:Oh crap...

Iron Fist 04-06-2008 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14034681)
I show 'em my postcount...


:Oh crap...

Fuck yah! +1 :thumbsup:thumbsup

mortallove 04-06-2008 01:23 PM

i have 2 ugly friends that gets the hottest chicks ever, i guess if you accept that your ugly and cant get hot girls.. well then you cant... but if you just like say FUCK THAT,,, you can go get the hottest chicks too. Its all about confidence.


Its very strange indeed... for example one of them lives on social welfare, is skinny/with beergut, looks like an ugly girl and you wouldnt think he ever get layed in his life, He has ALWAYS the best looking girls, the girl he is with now are so gorgeous i could marry her. And his Ex's are the fuckin same! its total madness... but the whole world is a coco's nest so i guess it makes sence.

Sebastian Sands 04-06-2008 01:23 PM

ask Donny, he knows

beemk 04-06-2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 14034545)
u know its alot easier for ugly dude to hook up with hot chick
then a girl that is about -3 hooking up with a 9 + guy

personal experience?

webgurl 04-06-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 14034709)
personal experience?


shut up u hoebag :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fizzgig 04-06-2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14034681)
I show 'em my postcount...


:Oh crap...

It worked on me, didn't it? .. I'll never forget that weekend! Thank you, Cappy!

GregE 04-06-2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14034526)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bobby666 04-06-2008 01:43 PM

just the length of my cock

KILL_FRENZY 04-06-2008 01:43 PM

it's all about moneeeeeyyyyyy :2 cents:

Big_D 04-06-2008 01:45 PM

im mentally sexy

shermo 04-06-2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY (Post 14034741)
it's all about moneeeeeyyyyyy :2 cents:

No wonder I can't get laid. :(

nikki99 04-06-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14034681)
I show 'em my postcount...


:Oh crap...

heheheheheehehe :thumbsup

xsabn 04-06-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 14034546)
I show them my 9 inch tongue.

I show them my 9 inch cock

zeruel 04-06-2008 02:10 PM

Cash Rules Everything Around Me... - CREAM

snaker 04-06-2008 02:44 PM

back when I was in college my buddy worked as an amercrombie and fitch model... the dood rarly got laid

...he had chicks all over him but he was so socially inept he couldnt seal the deal most of the time...its all about being interesting

pornask 04-06-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 14034546)
I show them my 9 inch tongue.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

protect yourself my nuts 04-06-2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 14034522)
Question to all of you ugly guys. How do you manage to get laid? What is your secret?


Juicy D. Links has a TON of tricks! Hopefully he will share them with you!!! GOOD LUCK!

bdld 04-06-2008 03:57 PM

i wouldn't know :)

2012 04-06-2008 04:08 PM

don't pinch her ass. even if she is dancing around in the middle of everyone like a total slut and she has power tits ...

shekinah 04-06-2008 05:19 PM

Some ugly man has that kind of attraction that can't be explain.. maybe it's the personality or magnetism.. Just I'm not kinda sure tho:(

xmas13 04-06-2008 05:42 PM

Last year, i went out with an ugly woman :-)

farkedup 04-06-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snaker (Post 14034887)
he had chicks all over him but he was so socially inept he couldnt seal the deal most of the time...its all about being interesting

Think of in 40 y/o virgin when they tell him to go for the drunk bitches.... go in, buy 1 bottle of beer and basically hold it all night, don't bother showing up till an hour before closing and go after the stumbling bitches with tramp stamps, just make sure that YOU drive....

farkedup 04-06-2008 05:44 PM

also don't forget driving by the HS with a hot car ;)

tical 04-06-2008 05:46 PM

$ wont get you women... it might allow you to find yourself in situations where you can MEET women, but after that its up to you to seal the deal

its all about confidence & personality (2 things people with money seem to have anyway)

basschick 04-06-2008 06:42 PM

i never dated guys because of money and only rarely for looks. personality, intellegence, similar musical taste and the right sense of humor work for me. oh, and i married a guy who is also the fastest guitar player in the west... wouldn't want to lose a guitarist that good ;)

Holly 04-06-2008 08:16 PM

They either have really big dicks or tons of money.

Preferably, both.

mikeyddddd 04-06-2008 10:01 PM


Xrated J 04-06-2008 10:06 PM

chicks love confidence :thumbsup

Barefootsies 04-06-2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 14034522)
Question to all of you ugly guys. How do you manage to get laid? What is your secret?


stormtrigger 04-06-2008 10:18 PM

If you have brains and a sense of humour, it can more than make up for ugly looks. Of course it also helps if you look rich even if your face is ugly.

Barefootsies 04-06-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stormtrigger (Post 14035867)
it can more than make up for ugly looks. Of course it also helps if you look rich even if your face is ugly.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RTP 04-06-2008 10:30 PM

GHB or Hammer.

LA Crew 04-06-2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 14035842)
chicks love confidence :thumbsup

:thumbsup

but sometimes guy being persistent can help as well

Firehorse 04-06-2008 10:35 PM

A variety of reasons:

Money
Laughter
Someone who makes them feel important
Drugs
Power
Chemistry

Bake 04-06-2008 10:48 PM

God you guys are such alot of school children at times

Without charm and just knowing how to talk to women you cock will be dry goodlooks has so little to do with lovin , yeah it helps but its not all you need.

qxm 04-06-2008 10:54 PM

I tell girls I scored 4 touchdowns in a single game back in highschool..........that should be enough to get me a babe like this:

http://www.bundyology.com/sfg/402p.jpg

gosh this MILF makes me horny.......lol:winkwink:

elron 04-06-2008 11:19 PM

So anyone who replied to this post confirmed that he's one ugly madafaka ? :D


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