Baking a cake for my wife... - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 03-30-2008, 11:11 AM

Just taking a break here... I just got the ake in the oven...

OMG its fucking hard to do this shit...

First I couldnt find flour, then I couldnt find her baking pans, then I couldnt find her cake tray thing with the glass cover thing...

OMG you would think the stuff would be in like the pantry and shit.... nooooooooooooooooooo

dropped9 · 03-30-2008, 11:14 AM

too top it off im on a time limit cause my mom took my wife out to shop so i could bake the cake as a surprise for her birthday... PLUS

PLUS my daughter is going to wake any minute now...

HAHAHA im so fucked
I gotta make a card

Spunky · 03-30-2008, 11:17 AM

Don't slam the oven door or your cake will collapse

L-Pink · 03-30-2008, 11:20 AM

Mom should have baked the cake snuck it over and then taken your wife out while you spend two hours putting the icing on.

rowan · 03-30-2008, 11:25 AM

I've never baked a cake but I often have to help when my wife cracks the shits because something goes wrong with hers. I'm better at staying calm and finding solutions to problems, she just panics and says "fuck it."

What kinda cake did you make?

VeriSexy · 03-30-2008, 11:31 AM

Get some cake mix, it's easy plus you get to say you baked it.. best of all it taste decent

camgirlshide · 03-30-2008, 11:35 AM

Personally, I prefer monster cookies to cakes. They are simple to make - get the tollhouse chocolate chip cookie recipe and pour the entire batch of cookie dough in a 9" cake pan. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes. You can poke at the center with a tooth pick to try and figure out when it is done. Let it cool for at least 3 hours before eating.

Fap · 03-30-2008, 11:45 AM

cakes are pretty easy to make dude

CaptainHowdy · 03-30-2008, 12:15 PM

I gotta lean to bake one too : / ...

Iron Fist · 03-30-2008, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Mom should have baked the cake snuck it over and then taken your wife out while you spend two hours putting the icing on.

Dennis Rodman · 03-30-2008, 12:29 PM

Here is what the cake will look like to fill his appetite when it's done

dropped9 · 03-30-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis

cakes are pretty easy to make dude

You dont know my wife... she moves her pots and pans constantly, making it impossible to find anything, unless you're her...

KILL_FRENZY · 03-30-2008, 01:55 PM

Good luck with your cake .

Phil · 03-30-2008, 02:28 PM

is she a big girl, headless?

tehHinjew · 03-30-2008, 02:34 PM

lol ive always wanted to make a cake

shekinah · 03-30-2008, 04:32 PM

you sounded so sweet mate! Your efforts will be paid;)

LA Crew · 03-30-2008, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis

cakes are pretty easy to make dude

......

I wish I could say that.......

MandyBlake · 03-30-2008, 07:52 PM

two words.....cake mix.

Eva PSC · 03-30-2008, 08:39 PM

call over an old neighbor lady to help u out ;)

BVF · 03-30-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camgirlshide

Personally, I prefer monster cookies to cakes. They are simple to make - get the tollhouse chocolate chip cookie recipe and pour the entire batch of cookie dough in a 9" cake pan. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes. You can poke at the center with a tooth pick to try and figure out when it is done. Let it cool for at least 3 hours before eating.

that's a fucking good idea...I'm going to try that....I could even put some icing on top of the cookie...

Ivan Fuckalot · 03-30-2008, 08:56 PM

If I were you, I would bake your wife for not baking you a cake.... sorry, it was a joke. I didn't mean to say it .......

03-30-2008, 11:11 AM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Baking a cake for my wife... Just taking a break here... I just got the ake in the oven... OMG its fucking hard to do this shit... First I couldnt find flour, then I couldnt find her baking pans, then I couldnt find her cake tray thing with the glass cover thing... OMG you would think the stuff would be in like the pantry and shit.... nooooooooooooooooooo

03-30-2008, 11:17 AM	#3
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03-30-2008, 11:14 AM	#2
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	too top it off im on a time limit cause my mom took my wife out to shop so i could bake the cake as a surprise for her birthday... PLUS PLUS my daughter is going to wake any minute now... HAHAHA im so fucked I gotta make a card

03-30-2008, 11:20 AM	#4
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03-30-2008, 11:25 AM	#5
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I've never baked a cake but I often have to help when my wife cracks the shits because something goes wrong with hers. I'm better at staying calm and finding solutions to problems, she just panics and says "fuck it." What kinda cake did you make?

03-30-2008, 11:45 AM	#8
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	cakes are pretty easy to make dude

03-30-2008, 12:29 PM	#11
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03-30-2008, 08:56 PM	#21
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