Baking a cake for my wife...
 

Just taking a break here... I just got the ake in the oven...

OMG its fucking hard to do this shit...

First I couldnt find flour, then I couldnt find her baking pans, then I couldnt find her cake tray thing with the glass cover thing...

OMG you would think the stuff would be in like the pantry and shit.... nooooooooooooooooooo

too top it off im on a time limit cause my mom took my wife out to shop so i could bake the cake as a surprise for her birthday... PLUS

PLUS my daughter is going to wake any minute now...

HAHAHA im so fucked
I gotta make a card

Don't slam the oven door or your cake will collapse :)

Mom should have baked the cake snuck it over and then taken your wife out while you spend two hours putting the icing on.

I've never baked a cake but I often have to help when my wife cracks the shits because something goes wrong with hers. I'm better at staying calm and finding solutions to problems, she just panics and says "fuck it." :helpme

What kinda cake did you make?

Get some cake mix, it's easy plus you get to say you baked it.. best of all it taste decent

Personally, I prefer monster cookies to cakes. They are simple to make - get the tollhouse chocolate chip cookie recipe and pour the entire batch of cookie dough in a 9" cake pan. Bake for 30 to 40 minutes. You can poke at the center with a tooth pick to try and figure out when it is done. Let it cool for at least 3 hours before eating.

cakes are pretty easy to make dude

I gotta lean to bake one too : / ...

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Here is what the cake will look like to fill his appetite when it's done
http://pics.bestpicever.com/pics/pic...1189378794.jpg

You dont know my wife... she moves her pots and pans constantly, making it impossible to find anything, unless you're her...

Good luck with your cake .:thumbsup

is she a big girl, headless?

lol ive always wanted to make a cake

you sounded so sweet mate! Your efforts will be paid;)

......:helpme
I wish I could say that.......

two words.....cake mix. :)

call over an old neighbor lady to help u out ;)

that's a fucking good idea...I'm going to try that....I could even put some icing on top of the cookie...

If I were you, I would bake your wife for not baking you a cake.... sorry, it was a joke. I didn't mean to say it ....... :)