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|  03-28-2008, 09:12 AM | #1 | 
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				 |  Shit! I broke my dick! Just got back from Urologist. This shit sucks!  I guess I was a little too aggressive and she came down on it hard, bending it, ouch!...I didn't think much of it until, about a month ago when I noticed my cock was slightly curved to the left! I mentioned it to my doc just in passing and he got real serious real fast! Peyronie's Syndrome : Scar tissue on one side is stopping blood from getting into that area of my dick. Now it's curved! Worst part is that it does not go away by itself. It'll get worse and the only proven cure is surgery!!! The only positive is that because of the placement I didn't lose any size and most likely will not (I have a few inches to spare anyway if needed  ). Jesus Christ up in heavon! Can you imagine? I snapped my shit! Damned near snapped it off! Now how am I supposed to explain this to my wife?  I guess I'll be changing my alias to crookedcock or bentboner  | 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:14 AM | #2 | 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:19 AM | #3 | 
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				 | Dammmmnnnn that's a bad case right there...and the guy has a stubby little pecker too. | 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:23 AM | #4 | 
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				 | Sorry to hear that 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:26 AM | #5 | 
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				 | You could always adopt the stage name "Captain Hook." 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:26 AM | #6 | 
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				 | the FastSize Extender is supposed to help.... 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:31 AM | #7 | 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:31 AM | #8 | 
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				 | dude, im so afraid of that when my chick is up on top and just going to town... i mean yea its good, but i dont want a sprained penis... ive stopped her midway a few times to tell her to calm down... obviously not the right time to tell a girl to slow down :P that and her giant tits damn near blacken my eyes when shes riding tough like that... ask your doc about ginko biloba , it helps blood flow benefits both your penis and your brain... 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:39 AM | #10 | 
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				 | a least you will have a good excuse to whip it out. "hey baby, check out this scar"  | 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:45 AM | #11 | 
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				 | Being ridden doesnt seem like a turn on anymore! | 
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|  03-28-2008, 09:46 AM | #12 | 
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				 | hey ray.....what do you mean how do u explain it to your wife? shes the one that came down on it the way she did lol.....lets see how bad it is ;) | 
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|  03-28-2008, 10:01 AM | #13 | |
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 I'll post a pick later (why not?, I don't give a shit) ya might as well have a good laugh at my expense  | |
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|  03-28-2008, 10:05 AM | #14 | 
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				 | ouch, hope your penis recovers well! 
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|  03-28-2008, 10:39 AM | #15 | 
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				 | Will you really have to go through surgery?? 
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|  03-28-2008, 10:43 AM | #16 | 
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				 | www.fastsize.com I know it's stupid sounding at first, but most Urologists in the USA now suggest Fastsize to cure Peyronie's, because it causes the plaque to break down. No, I am not kidding. Let me know if I can give you a discount on one. Go ahead and go back to your Urologist to see if he recommends it. Be sure to let him know that Dr Laurence Levine and Dr. Steven Lamm both recommend it. Dr. Levine's book: http://www.amazon.com/Understanding-.../dp/1886039852 | 
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|  03-28-2008, 10:58 AM | #17 | 
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				 | wow... never heard of that | 
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|  03-28-2008, 10:59 AM | #18 | 
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				 | Always try to look on the bright side: at least now you can fuck around corners. | 
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|  03-28-2008, 11:10 AM | #19 | 
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				 | Most likely, unless I wanna live with the curve. If it doesn't get much worse, It isn't too bad as it is now. But, it could possibly curve a lot more and start to hurt. Then it's surgery time. They basically slice your penis open and cut out the scar tissue and then graft fatty tissue in there from somewhere else in your body! ouch! I can't have no ass meat in my dick! For a month I won't be able to sit down or fuck! I'm screwed. Then again, I can't walk around with a curved dick. It's like telling a pro baseball player he has to use a curved bat to hit the ball. I'm like an MVP up in this mother fucker, I can't have no curved shit! It's like giving a curved arrow to a fucking indian...see what he shoots then, the chief gotta eat doesn't he? How you gonna hit the bullseye with a curved barrel? Man, this is bad news.  | 
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|  03-28-2008, 11:15 AM | #20 | 
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				 | Damn man that sucks. Have him cast it.  
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|  03-28-2008, 11:19 AM | #21 | 
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				 | Serious infection happens in 30% of penile surgeries, which is why most urologists have stopped recommending them. Some users of ours had 4 YES FOUR surgeries. Finally infection went away, and they ended up losing use of their penis a few years later. Risky business. | 
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|  03-28-2008, 11:23 AM | #22 | |
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|  03-28-2008, 11:28 AM | #23 | 
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				 | Go to the AUA (http://www.auanet.org/) this year if you want to learn a ton about it. You will be extremely hard pressed to find surgeons this year. Last year was bad enough. Cure it before it becomes worse, and it will. Almost all Peyronie's cases tend to go from slight to horrible over a short period of time. Especially if you are sexually active. Just saying. | 
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|  03-28-2008, 11:29 AM | #24 | 
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				 | dear god! that must hurt!! 
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|  03-28-2008, 11:45 AM | #25 | 
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				 |  Hope you get things straightened out with your penis... ADG | 
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|  03-28-2008, 12:03 PM | #26 | 
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				 | Oh my god that makes my stomach scrunch up just thinking about it. Does it hurt? edit, sorry should have read the whole thing first. But still. Damn. Sorry about that. 
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|  03-28-2008, 12:08 PM | #27 | |
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|  03-28-2008, 12:10 PM | #28 | 
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				 | Surgery... sucks for you mate   
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|  03-28-2008, 12:17 PM | #29 | 
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				 | Are you sure that was caused because of the accident you had having sex? Because Peyronie's Syndrome is actually... a disease.. | 
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|  03-28-2008, 12:22 PM | #30 | 
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				 | Wow! That freaking sucks! but from all the porn i've seen you are not alone. and infact if it curves in the right direction the girl will enjoy it  Hey atleast you don't have a STD! | 
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|  03-28-2008, 12:24 PM | #31 | 
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|  03-28-2008, 12:27 PM | #32 | |
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				 | Quote: 
 Truth is that it is called a "disease" because it gets worse over time. But even when it forms on it's own it is thought that there was some sort of trauma in the first place such as a burst blood vessel so it's not like it's something you "catch" or obtain through genetic defect like alcoholism. It sucks either way. | |
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|  03-28-2008, 12:29 PM | #33 | |
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|  03-28-2008, 01:08 PM | #34 | 
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				 | Yipes, good luck with it, Ray. It's good to see you have a sense of humor about it.  
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|  03-28-2008, 01:15 PM | #35 | 
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				 | Don't feel too bad. New numbers are surfacing, and it seems like about 6% of men have mild to severe PD. That's a huge number of people. Urologists are becoming more and more aware and new solutions will come out in the next few years. So it's not a dark time anymore. Yea #1 cause is trauma from surveys.. sucks. Also guys don't think just cause your dick curves that you have it. Curves are natural. Peyronie's is characterized by curves starting down the shaft. And not gradual, they are usually abrupt. | 
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|  03-28-2008, 01:18 PM | #36 | 
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				 | I have a friend who did the exact same thing last year.  He had the surgery and said he is 100% back to where he was.  Still, so freaking crazy to think of! 
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|  03-28-2008, 03:33 PM | #38 | 
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|  03-28-2008, 04:08 PM | #39 | 
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				 | What the Fuck Bro ...???   | 
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|  03-28-2008, 04:25 PM | #40 | 
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				 | lol it's not the end of the world. I've lived with mine for two decades now. Noticed it when I was around 8 or 9 years old and thought it was normal. Of course I later figured out it was not normal. However. it has not caused me any issues.. in fact.. I've had compliments.. even missionary for a chick is hot for them when I slam my curved bat deep into her. hits more nerves and lets her feel more than just the head.. every inch from top to bottom is felt and they love it. Honestly.. if it's not causing any erectile issues, urinating problems, uncomfortable sensations or pain.. live with it and use it to your advantage. Nothing good comes form cutting open your dick to fix anything.. dude.. it's your dick.. picture it being sliced wide open.. then sewed shut and trying to pee, dealing with morning hard-ons and tight pants.... | 
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|  03-28-2008, 04:43 PM | #41 | |
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|  03-28-2008, 04:46 PM | #42 | 
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				 | sorry to hear tht!!! lol | 
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|  03-28-2008, 04:49 PM | #43 | 
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|  03-28-2008, 05:26 PM | #44 | |
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|  03-28-2008, 06:40 PM | #45 | 
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				 |  You should get a second opinion - I hear that Juicy gives GFY discounts too...  ADG | 
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|  03-28-2008, 06:59 PM | #46 | 
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				 | Damn.. heres to a speedy recovery! 
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|  03-28-2008, 07:01 PM | #47 | 
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				 | Damn I hate when that happens..ouch 
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|  03-30-2008, 10:08 AM | #48 | 
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				 | Yea dude, can you imagine??? I forgot to tell you about it. Fucked up right? Now the Broad gotta sit shotgun to blow me. Shit looks like dead man's curve and shit. When I lay in the tub my dick looks like a fucking periscope. I'm gonna take a photo and claim it's the fucking lockness monster.  Fuck it, I'll live with it. Now it's my trademark. It doesn't hurt or anything and isn't that pronounced. "Q: What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick? A: Fucks Funny." -Sickle dick  | 
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|  03-30-2008, 10:12 AM | #49 | 
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				 | holy FUCK son. Ive heard of the dick being completely broken, where the corpus cavernosum's blood vessels are shattered and the penis pools with blood requiring immediately surgery (you'd hear a POP) lol. disgusting i hope you're ok 
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|  03-30-2008, 10:18 AM | #50 | 
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				 | Shit, I just found out that Bill Clinton had this shit too! You know that fucker was laying the pipe down like a madman! If the president of the fucking United States has it, then fuck it, I'm in good company. I'm not getting head from no fat bitch though! That's a club I want no part of. | 
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