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RayVega 03-28-2008 09:12 AM

Shit! I broke my dick! Just got back from Urologist.
 
This shit sucks!:helpme

I guess I was a little too aggressive and she came down on it hard, bending it, ouch!...I didn't think much of it until, about a month ago when I noticed my cock was slightly curved to the left! I mentioned it to my doc just in passing and he got real serious real fast!

Peyronie's Syndrome : Scar tissue on one side is stopping blood from getting into that area of my dick. Now it's curved! Worst part is that it does not go away by itself. It'll get worse and the only proven cure is surgery!!!

The only positive is that because of the placement I didn't lose any size and most likely will not (I have a few inches to spare anyway if needed :1orglaugh ).

Jesus Christ up in heavon! Can you imagine? I snapped my shit! Damned near snapped it off! Now how am I supposed to explain this to my wife? :winkwink:

I guess I'll be changing my alias to crookedcock or bentboner :(

minddust 03-28-2008 09:14 AM

http://www.sizegeneticsextender.biz/...nis-710514.jpg

RayVega 03-28-2008 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minddust (Post 13989628)

Dammmmnnnn that's a bad case right there...and the guy has a stubby little pecker too.

GAMEFINEST 03-28-2008 09:23 AM

Sorry to hear that

D 03-28-2008 09:26 AM

You could always adopt the stage name "Captain Hook."

alex_1980 03-28-2008 09:26 AM

the FastSize Extender is supposed to help....

RayVega 03-28-2008 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13989667)
You could always adopt the stage name "Captain Hook."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Deej 03-28-2008 09:31 AM

dude, im so afraid of that when my chick is up on top and just going to town... i mean yea its good, but i dont want a sprained penis...

ive stopped her midway a few times to tell her to calm down... obviously not the right time to tell a girl to slow down :P

that and her giant tits damn near blacken my eyes when shes riding tough like that...



ask your doc about ginko biloba , it helps blood flow

benefits both your penis and your brain...

moses 03-28-2008 09:38 AM

Now this song will be stuck in my head all day.

ProjectNaked 03-28-2008 09:39 AM

a least you will have a good excuse to whip it out.

"hey baby, check out this scar" :)

AdPatron 03-28-2008 09:45 AM

Being ridden doesnt seem like a turn on anymore!

TubeTitans_SusieQ 03-28-2008 09:46 AM

hey ray.....what do you mean how do u explain it to your wife? shes the one that came down on it the way she did lol.....lets see how bad it is ;)

RayVega 03-28-2008 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 13989810)
hey ray.....what do you mean how do u explain it to your wife? shes the one that came down on it the way she did lol.....lets see how bad it is ;)

Yes, of course...I was joking.

I'll post a pick later (why not?, I don't give a shit) ya might as well have a good laugh at my expense :winkwink:

Sam Granger 03-28-2008 10:05 AM

ouch, hope your penis recovers well!

tranza 03-28-2008 10:39 AM

Will you really have to go through surgery??

BradM 03-28-2008 10:43 AM

www.fastsize.com
I know it's stupid sounding at first, but most Urologists in the USA now suggest Fastsize to cure Peyronie's, because it causes the plaque to break down.

No, I am not kidding. Let me know if I can give you a discount on one. Go ahead and go back to your Urologist to see if he recommends it. Be sure to let him know that Dr Laurence Levine and Dr. Steven Lamm both recommend it.

Dr. Levine's book: http://www.amazon.com/Understanding-.../dp/1886039852

nico-t 03-28-2008 10:58 AM

wow... never heard of that

aico 03-28-2008 10:59 AM

Always try to look on the bright side: at least now you can fuck around corners.

RayVega 03-28-2008 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13990113)
Will you really have to go through surgery??

Most likely, unless I wanna live with the curve. If it doesn't get much worse, It isn't too bad as it is now. But, it could possibly curve a lot more and start to hurt. Then it's surgery time. They basically slice your penis open and cut out the scar tissue and then graft fatty tissue in there from somewhere else in your body! ouch! I can't have no ass meat in my dick! For a month I won't be able to sit down or fuck! I'm screwed.

Then again, I can't walk around with a curved dick. It's like telling a pro baseball player he has to use a curved bat to hit the ball. I'm like an MVP up in this mother fucker, I can't have no curved shit! It's like giving a curved arrow to a fucking indian...see what he shoots then, the chief gotta eat doesn't he? How you gonna hit the bullseye with a curved barrel?

Man, this is bad news.:(

pornguy 03-28-2008 11:15 AM

Damn man that sucks. Have him cast it.


:)

BradM 03-28-2008 11:19 AM

Serious infection happens in 30% of penile surgeries, which is why most urologists have stopped recommending them.

Some users of ours had 4 YES FOUR surgeries. Finally infection went away, and they ended up losing use of their penis a few years later.

Risky business.

RayVega 03-28-2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 13990338)
Serious infection happens in 30% of penile surgeries, which is why most urologists have stopped recommending them.

Some users of ours had 4 YES FOUR surgeries. Finally infection went away, and they ended up losing use of their penis a few years later.

Risky business.

JESUS CHRIST BradM! Thanks for the uplifting info...I'll sleep better now.:helpme

BradM 03-28-2008 11:28 AM

Go to the AUA (http://www.auanet.org/) this year if you want to learn a ton about it. You will be extremely hard pressed to find surgeons this year. Last year was bad enough.

Cure it before it becomes worse, and it will. Almost all Peyronie's cases tend to go from slight to horrible over a short period of time. Especially if you are sexually active.

Just saying.

M0nk 03-28-2008 11:29 AM

dear god! that must hurt!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-28-2008 11:45 AM

http://static.flickr.com/5/9346121_930e7aef5e.jpg

Hope you get things straightened out with your penis...

ADG

Ayla_SquareTurtle 03-28-2008 12:03 PM

Oh my god that makes my stomach scrunch up just thinking about it. Does it hurt?

edit, sorry should have read the whole thing first. But still. Damn. Sorry about that.

RayVega 03-28-2008 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 13990381)
Go to the AUA (http://www.auanet.org/) this year if you want to learn a ton about it. You will be extremely hard pressed to find surgeons this year. Last year was bad enough.

Cure it before it becomes worse, and it will. Almost all Peyronie's cases tend to go from slight to horrible over a short period of time. Especially if you are sexually active.

Just saying.

Your killing me over here.:(

Basic_man 03-28-2008 12:10 PM

Surgery... sucks for you mate :(

xxxdesign-net 03-28-2008 12:17 PM

Are you sure that was caused because of the accident you had having sex? Because Peyronie's Syndrome is actually... a disease..

payd2purv 03-28-2008 12:22 PM

Wow! That freaking sucks! but from all the porn i've seen you are not alone.

and infact if it curves in the right direction the girl will enjoy it :)

Hey atleast you don't have a STD!

payd2purv 03-28-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 13990796)
Are you sure that was caused because of the accident you had having sex? Because Peyronie's Syndrome is actually... a disease..

You are right and wrong.

They CALL it a disease but it is caused by things such as the OPs situation.

go back to med school :)

RayVega 03-28-2008 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 13990796)
Are you sure that was caused because of the accident you had having sex? Because Peyronie's Syndrome is actually... a disease..

Yes, I had an oth X-Ray and an ultrasound. There's two ways it can develop, It can develop on it's own or happen as the result of tissue damage. This was because of tissue damage (as I suspected). Actually a lot of old time porn stars use to get it from injecting their dicks before Viagra.

Truth is that it is called a "disease" because it gets worse over time. But even when it forms on it's own it is thought that there was some sort of trauma in the first place such as a burst blood vessel so it's not like it's something you "catch" or obtain through genetic defect like alcoholism.

It sucks either way.

xxxdesign-net 03-28-2008 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 13990821)
Yes, I had an oth X-Ray and an ultrasound. There's two ways it can develop, It can develop on it's own or happen as the result of tissue damage. This was because of tissue damage (as I suspected). Actually a lot of old time porn stars use to get it from injecting their dicks before Viagra.

Truth is that it is called a "disease" because it gets worse over time. But even when it forms on it's own it is thought that there was some sort of trauma in the first place such as a burst blood vessel so it's not like it's something you "catch" or obtain through genetic defect like alcoholism.

It sucks either way.


ok got ya.. :winkwink:

DaddyHalbucks 03-28-2008 01:08 PM

Yipes, good luck with it, Ray.

It's good to see you have a sense of humor about it.

:thumbsup

BradM 03-28-2008 01:15 PM

Don't feel too bad. New numbers are surfacing, and it seems like about 6% of men have mild to severe PD. That's a huge number of people.

Urologists are becoming more and more aware and new solutions will come out in the next few years. So it's not a dark time anymore.

Yea #1 cause is trauma from surveys.. sucks.

Also guys don't think just cause your dick curves that you have it. Curves are natural. Peyronie's is characterized by curves starting down the shaft. And not gradual, they are usually abrupt.

LauraLee 03-28-2008 01:18 PM

I have a friend who did the exact same thing last year. He had the surgery and said he is 100% back to where he was. Still, so freaking crazy to think of!

SLabelle 03-28-2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moses (Post 13989751)
Now this song will be stuck in my head all day.

i fuckin LOVE ALL even more than the descendents. you're one of maybe 3 people that i've seen reference ALL. kudos to you!
:thumbsup

Fap 03-28-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13989667)
You could always adopt the stage name "Captain Hook."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MikeVega 03-28-2008 04:08 PM

What the Fuck Bro ...??? :(

iwantchixx 03-28-2008 04:25 PM

lol it's not the end of the world. I've lived with mine for two decades now. Noticed it when I was around 8 or 9 years old and thought it was normal. Of course I later figured out it was not normal. However. it has not caused me any issues.. in fact.. I've had compliments.. even missionary for a chick is hot for them when I slam my curved bat deep into her. hits more nerves and lets her feel more than just the head.. every inch from top to bottom is felt and they love it.

Honestly.. if it's not causing any erectile issues, urinating problems, uncomfortable sensations or pain.. live with it and use it to your advantage. Nothing good comes form cutting open your dick to fix anything.. dude.. it's your dick.. picture it being sliced wide open.. then sewed shut and trying to pee, dealing with morning hard-ons and tight pants....

BradM 03-28-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx (Post 13991572)
lol it's not the end of the world. I've lived with mine for two decades now. Noticed it when I was around 8 or 9 years old and thought it was normal. Of course I later figured out it was not normal. However. it has not caused me any issues.. in fact.. I've had compliments.. even missionary for a chick is hot for them when I slam my curved bat deep into her. hits more nerves and lets her feel more than just the head.. every inch from top to bottom is felt and they love it.

Honestly.. if it's not causing any erectile issues, urinating problems, uncomfortable sensations or pain.. live with it and use it to your advantage. Nothing good comes form cutting open your dick to fix anything.. dude.. it's your dick.. picture it being sliced wide open.. then sewed shut and trying to pee, dealing with morning hard-ons and tight pants....

LMK if I can send you a Fastsize at a substantial discount to cure your curve. It will work guaranteed.

madfuck 03-28-2008 04:46 PM

sorry to hear tht!!! lol

pornask 03-28-2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13990592)
Hope you get things straightened out with your penis...

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hope you don't end up looking like Donny Long :throwup:

digifan 03-28-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 13990338)
Serious infection happens in 30% of penile surgeries, which is why most urologists have stopped recommending them.

Some users of ours had 4 YES FOUR surgeries. Finally infection went away, and they ended up losing use of their penis a few years later.

Risky business.

Funny boy :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-28-2008 06:40 PM

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ju...ctal-exam2.jpg

You should get a second opinion - I hear that Juicy gives GFY discounts too... :winkwink:

ADG

VeriSexy 03-28-2008 06:59 PM

Damn.. heres to a speedy recovery!

Spunky 03-28-2008 07:01 PM

Damn I hate when that happens..ouch

RayVega 03-30-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 13991538)
What the Fuck Bro ...??? :(

Yea dude, can you imagine??? I forgot to tell you about it. Fucked up right? Now the Broad gotta sit shotgun to blow me. Shit looks like dead man's curve and shit. When I lay in the tub my dick looks like a fucking periscope. I'm gonna take a photo and claim it's the fucking lockness monster.:helpme

Fuck it, I'll live with it. Now it's my trademark. It doesn't hurt or anything and isn't that pronounced.

"Q: What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

A: Fucks Funny."


-Sickle dick :(

amateur-skin 03-30-2008 10:12 AM

holy FUCK son. Ive heard of the dick being completely broken, where the corpus cavernosum's blood vessels are shattered and the penis pools with blood requiring immediately surgery (you'd hear a POP) lol.

disgusting i hope you're ok

RayVega 03-30-2008 10:18 AM

Shit, I just found out that Bill Clinton had this shit too!

You know that fucker was laying the pipe down like a madman! If the president of the fucking United States has it, then fuck it, I'm in good company. I'm not getting head from no fat bitch though! That's a club I want no part of.


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