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03-26-2008, 07:25 AM
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Can't get in da club?
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03-26-2008, 07:34 AM
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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiids
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03-26-2008, 07:36 AM
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hahaha...this is awesome...thanks for sharing...:D
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03-26-2008, 08:55 AM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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I used to do something similar... But I'd go in as security.
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03-26-2008, 09:13 PM
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Excellent idea, definitely worthy to try it out!
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03-26-2008, 09:23 PM
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I need a beer
 
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I would think that gay hoodie would give him away
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03-26-2008, 09:36 PM
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best one is what my bf uses:
Comes to a club, sees a big line up and hears from the doorman that he is not on the guest list. He then says: "okay, i need a booth with 4 bottles of Grey Goose and soft drinks". The doorman talks to his walkie talkie: "Get VIP 11 ready". hehe or In Vegas, is being told that there are no more people accepted for some exclusive party - he then says "okay......but just so i know for the next time, do you guys serve Luis the 13 here??" Entrance is wide open  Or Same Vegas, no parking for the event, no valet available either. He gives $100 to the valet guy and asks whether he will take care of his car. best one that i used to use with my gf - "we are here for "insert drink name" promotion and we were told that if we tell our names at the door you will know". |
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03-26-2008, 09:38 PM
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03-26-2008, 09:43 PM
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money does open all the doors, thats a fact
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03-26-2008, 09:50 PM
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 side note: i was more commenting on the fact you were kind of being obnoxious about throwing out money, sorry. |
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No commissions, no fees.
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