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H-Tom 03-26-2008 07:25 AM

Can't get in da club?
 
Try this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/35b31dcaf8 :1orglaugh

Jens Van Assterdam 03-26-2008 07:34 AM

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AssPirate 03-26-2008 07:36 AM

hahaha...this is awesome...thanks for sharing...:D

V_RocKs 03-26-2008 08:55 AM

I used to do something similar... But I'd go in as security.

chelo - adultcopywriters 03-26-2008 09:13 PM

Excellent idea, definitely worthy to try it out! :thumbsup

Spunky 03-26-2008 09:23 PM

I would think that gay hoodie would give him away

Eva PSC 03-26-2008 09:36 PM

best one is what my bf uses:

Comes to a club, sees a big line up and hears from the doorman that he is not on the guest list. He then says: "okay, i need a booth with 4 bottles of Grey Goose and soft drinks". The doorman talks to his walkie talkie: "Get VIP 11 ready".

hehe

or

In Vegas, is being told that there are no more people accepted for some exclusive party - he then says "okay......but just so i know for the next time, do you guys serve Luis the 13 here??" Entrance is wide open :)

Or

Same Vegas, no parking for the event, no valet available either. He gives $100 to the valet guy and asks whether he will take care of his car.

:)


best one that i used to use with my gf - "we are here for "insert drink name" promotion and we were told that if we tell our names at the door you will know".

Fap 03-26-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 13983474)
best one is what my bf uses:

Comes to a club, sees a big line up and hears from the doorman that he is not on the guest list. He then says: "okay, i need a booth with 4 bottles of Grey Goose and soft drinks". The doorman talks to his walkie talkie: "Get VIP 11 ready".

hehe

or

In Vegas, is being told that there are no more people accepted for some exclusive party - he then says "okay......but just so i know for the next time, do you guys serve Luis the 13 here??" Entrance is wide open :)

Or

Same Vegas, no parking for the event, no valet available either. He gives $100 to the valet guy and asks whether he will take care of his car.

:)


best one that i used to use with my gf - "we are here for "insert drink name" promotion and we were told that if we tell our names at the door you will know".

we get it.. your 'boyfriend' likes to spend money.. put a sock in it

Eva PSC 03-26-2008 09:43 PM

money does open all the doors, thats a fact

Fap 03-26-2008 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 13983500)
money does open all the doors, thats a fact

eh.. depends where you go.. i can take you to some places ive been to in NYC where your boyfriend could blow all his pretty pennies on and not get in.. :winkwink:

side note: i was more commenting on the fact you were kind of being obnoxious about throwing out money, sorry.

Eva PSC 03-26-2008 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 13983512)
eh.. depends where you go.. i can take you to some places ive been to in NYC where your boyfriend could blow all his pretty pennies on and not get in.. :winkwink:

so what do you do there to get in?:) DJ?? :)

emthree 03-26-2008 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 13983500)
money does open all the doors, thats a fact

Apparently it opens legs too. :thumbsup

Fap 03-26-2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 13983514)
so what do you do there to get in?:) DJ?? :)

Well i certainly dont beg the doorman with money.. i usually know the DJ's who are DJing that night or i know club owners.

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree (Post 13983520)
Apparently it opens legs too. :thumbsup

apparently :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AdPatron 03-26-2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree (Post 13983520)
Apparently it opens legs too. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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