Originally Posted by Eva PSC

best one is what my bf uses:

Comes to a club, sees a big line up and hears from the doorman that he is not on the guest list. He then says: "okay, i need a booth with 4 bottles of Grey Goose and soft drinks". The doorman talks to his walkie talkie: "Get VIP 11 ready".

hehe

or

In Vegas, is being told that there are no more people accepted for some exclusive party - he then says "okay......but just so i know for the next time, do you guys serve Luis the 13 here??" Entrance is wide open

Or

Same Vegas, no parking for the event, no valet available either. He gives $100 to the valet guy and asks whether he will take care of his car.




best one that i used to use with my gf - "we are here for "insert drink name" promotion and we were told that if we tell our names at the door you will know".