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NoComments · 03-23-2008, 09:57 AM

The Biggest Financial Fraud of the 21st Century

Have you seen where your $330,000,000,000 gone?

small question:
will FTC go over those crooks with the same vigor they went after Crescent!?

I bet not, even money, $25,000 minimum bet.

VikingMan · 03-23-2008, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

The Biggest Financial Fraud of the 21st Century

Have you seen where your $330,000,000,000 gone?

small question:
will FTC go over those crooks with the same vigor they went after Crescent!?

I bet not, even money, $25,000 minimum bet.

If Jim Cramer does not confirm this story then it must not be true.
.

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2008, 10:02 AM

when we having dinner bitch?

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 10:12 AM

it depends on who is buying
;)

CDSmith · 03-23-2008, 10:14 AM

So that's where my $330 billion went.

I knew I shouldn't have left my wallet laying around.

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 10:23 AM

CD, here is the rub:
when subprime mortgage fiasco hit,
I was smiling:
I had no investments in Real Estate, no investments in mortgages, and I thought I was immune.
No so fast, the shit came from the end anybody was least expecting.

Let this be the lesson to all:
if you can't think where the next dick comes from and gets up your ass,
it doesn't mean you won't get it.

CDSmith · 03-23-2008, 10:25 AM

So true, so true.

That's why I bought this new machete. Next dick that tries.... ;)

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2008, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

it depends on who is buying
;)

me you cheap fucker loll ill get you a duplicate receipt also

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

me you cheap fucker loll ill get you a duplicate receipt also

I am not a cheap fuck, generaly speaking, of course, I just happen to have $675,000 frozen and there is a good chance I'll see the principal looong after I am dead, as some of those bonds mature in..2045!
;)

But...on the bright side, I'll bring the wine. Will 1949 Chateau Latour do or do you preffer 1959 vintage?

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

I am not a cheap fuck, generaly speaking, of course, I just happen to have $675,000 frozen and there is a good chance I'll see the principal looong after I am dead, as some of those bonds mature in..2045!
;)

But...on the bright side, I'll bring the wine. Will 1949 Chateau Latour do or do you preffer 1959 vintage?

that is fine , you are the wine pro

CDSmith · 03-23-2008, 10:44 AM

I heard the '38 Latour was fabulous, but that most of it was guzzled down by the nazis during the occupation.

This however, all on it's own was worth the click...

Quote:

Few things I did enjoy though:
1) Fine wine is not for the people with penises only, despite the popular beliefs of few eBobers. 7 out of 16 attendees were women.
2) Out of 7, only 2 had natural breasts. I like to see the trend and improvements in this area.

:D

woj · 03-23-2008, 11:30 AM

What ballpark interest rates did these pay?

JFK · 03-23-2008, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

CD, here is the rub:
when subprime mortgage fiasco hit,
I was smiling:
I had no investments in Real Estate, no investments in mortgages, and I thought I was immune.
No so fast, the shit came from the end anybody was least expecting.

Let this be the lesson to all:
if you can't think where the next dick comes from and gets up your ass,
it doesn't mean you won't get it.

did you take a hit ?

Violetta · 03-23-2008, 11:44 AM

Someone's lying here right now:

with a shitload of cash

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

What ballpark interest rates did these pay?

Usually about 1/2% over money markets.
Now some pay ZERO, some 17% untill next reset which happens every 28 days.

DaddyHalbucks · 03-23-2008, 11:55 AM

I always figured the Bill Gates/ Microsoft monopoly was the biggest financial fraud of our times..

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

did you take a hit ?

Yes and no.

But...
if you invested in those "7 days - 35 days" short terms instruments and:
1) need money for the surgery - you are fucked
2) need money to pay your taxes - you are fucked
3) need money to close the purchase of the house - you are fucked
4) need money to buy real estate as an investment in the next couple of years - you, and ME are FUCKED!

I just happen to have $675,000 locked for God knows how long (but no more than 2045) paying interest and I can't sell the god damn things.

Here is an example:

you hold the 100% doable plan how to colonize planet Mars.
All expert agree: JFK's plan would work in the future and 100% solid.

How much can you sell your plan for? Good plan, 100% working plan?
The answer:
you can not sell it, as there is no buyers! NOBODY wants JFK's plan which is 100% doable, solid and will work,
because there is no technology today to send men to Mars.

Does my explanation make sense?

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

I always figured the Bill Gates/ Microsoft monopoly was the biggest financial fraud of our times..

Than you are
1) wrong
2) dumbfuck

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

Someone's lying here right now:

with a shitload of cash

wrong!
The guys who are responcible have 11 trillions HOLE due to the subprime mortgages!

They are NOT laying there with my money!

VikingMan · 03-23-2008, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

Someone's lying here right now:

with a shitload of cash

bingo

xmas13 · 03-23-2008, 12:54 PM

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE, LISTENNNNNNNNNNNN CAREFULLY.

YOU PLAYED, YOU LOST.

That makes you a LOSER.

A gambler can't sue a casino.

Casino always wins.

CDSmith · 03-23-2008, 12:59 PM

I still say you should have bought a winery.

and paid someone else to run it.

Barefootsies · 03-23-2008, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

Than you are
1) wrong
2) dumbfuck

Peaches · 03-23-2008, 01:14 PM

I haven't lost a penny in the stock market since I took the big hit in 2002. That's when I got completely out and never got back in again ;)

Dinners are all on me in May!!!

John. · 03-23-2008, 01:26 PM

I thought this was gonna be about the gulf war or what ever the renamed it.

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmas13

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE, LISTENNNNNNNNNNNN CAREFULLY.

YOU PLAYED, YOU LOST.

That makes you a LOSER.

A gambler can't sue a casino.

Casino always wins.

Idiot,
1) I am still playing and will be in the game 'til at least 2045

2) being in the game after my death IS my biggest problem, not the game itself

3) you can call me an idiot for trying to explain you MORON with no brain cell to spare what things really are.

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

I haven't lost a penny in the stock market since I took the big hit in 2002. That's when I got completely out and never got back in again ;)

Dinners are all on me in May!!!

Peaches, this is not stock marker, this is BOND MARKET and....

This is NOT a fucking Sparta!!!!

Peaches · 03-23-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments

Peaches, this is not stock marker, this is BOND MARKET and....

This is NOT a fucking Sparta!!!!

LOL, and THIS is why I stay out of it if I don't even know the difference between stocks and bonds

I know you well enough to know you are HIGHLY diversified and could loose millions in one place and still have a smile on your face because of all the other places where you made up for it

xmas13 · 03-23-2008, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

Idiot,
1) I am still playing and will be in the game 'til at least 2045.

See? You being a bad loser, admit it.

xmas13 · 03-23-2008, 01:49 PM

WHEN GAMBLERS WIN, ITS SKILL.

WHEN GAMBLERS LOSE, GAME IS FLAWED.

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH, classic.

webmasterchecks · 03-23-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmas13

WHEN GAMBLERS WIN, ITS SKILL.

WHEN GAMBLERS LOSE, GAME IS FLAWED.

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH, classic.

so far, hes still ahead

xmas13 · 03-23-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webmasterchecks

so far, hes still ahead

"Victim" who "trusted UBS", according to his page.

webmasterchecks · 03-23-2008, 06:34 PM

nocomments = serge birbair, made millions in the late 90s as a traffic broker

just because you are on gfy, do not confuse everyone as being a moron

NoComments · 03-23-2008, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmas13

See? You being a bad loser, admit it.

I admit that I overestimated your IQ

Fap · 03-23-2008, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *******

If Jim Cramer does not confirm this story then it must not be true.
.

03-23-2008, 09:57 AM	#1
NoComments Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,957	The Biggest Financial Fraud of the 21st Century The Biggest Financial Fraud of the 21st Century Have you seen where your $330,000,000,000 gone? small question: will FTC go over those crooks with the same vigor they went after Crescent!? I bet not, even money, $25,000 minimum bet. __________________ ************************************* Give me the offer I can't refuse**

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NoComments Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,957	CD, here is the rub: when subprime mortgage fiasco hit, I was smiling: I had no investments in Real Estate, no investments in mortgages, and I thought I was immune. No so fast, the shit came from the end anybody was least expecting. Let this be the lesson to all: if you can't think where the next dick comes from and gets up your ass, it doesn't mean you won't get it. __________________ ************************************* Give me the offer I can't refuse**

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	So true, so true. That's why I bought this new machete. Next dick that tries.... ;) __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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xmas13 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GFY Posts: 5,176	DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE, LISTENNNNNNNNNNNN CAREFULLY. YOU PLAYED, YOU LOST. That makes you a LOSER. A gambler can't sue a casino. Casino always wins. __________________ ICQ 557504926 Last edited by xmas13; 03-23-2008 at 12:55 PM..

03-23-2008, 12:59 PM	#22
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I still say you should have bought a winery. and paid someone else to run it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I haven't lost a penny in the stock market since I took the big hit in 2002. That's when I got completely out and never got back in again ;) Dinners are all on me in May!!!

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xmas13 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GFY Posts: 5,176	WHEN GAMBLERS WIN, ITS SKILL. WHEN GAMBLERS LOSE, GAME IS FLAWED. AH AH AH AH AH AH AH, classic. __________________ ICQ 557504926

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