Would You Rather Be Killed By Shark Attack Or Car Accident? - GoFuckYourself.com

mahoney · 03-21-2008, 08:56 PM

Would You Rather Be Killed By Shark Attack Or Car Accident? I was just having this discussion with a friend of mine and he is very confident that most people would prefer car accident. I think I would choose Shark Attack because it would be quicker and my body would most likely be in shock so you wouldn't really feel it. However, the circumstances cannot come into play because you simply won't know. If you had to choose one given those two choices what would
you choose?????????

st0ned · 03-21-2008, 08:57 PM

+1 for car accident.

mahoney · 03-21-2008, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned

+1 for car accident.

Why would you choose that? It would probably take longer.

munki · 03-21-2008, 09:06 PM

Car Accident

I live in So Cal... I've been dealing with the possibility of a car accident injury/death since I was born...

Sharks scare the shit out of me compared to a car...

Lycanthrope · 03-21-2008, 09:08 PM

I would prefer to be shark meat. Might as well contribute something to the food chain.

Spunky · 03-21-2008, 09:13 PM

Car crash..probably die instantly

AdPatron · 03-21-2008, 09:20 PM

I agree with the car crash...more likely to die instantly versus stugglikng to get away from the shark....not everyone has died from either possibility...

Iron Fist · 03-21-2008, 09:36 PM

Shark for teh win!

st0ned · 03-21-2008, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney

Why would you choose that? It would probably take longer.

Something about hundreds if not thousands of razor sharp teeth tearing off body parts just doesn't sit well with me. I doubt he would kill me with the first bite.

mattz · 03-21-2008, 09:39 PM

car accident for sure

Eva PSC · 03-21-2008, 09:41 PM

shark is a lot more horrifying, you see it coming, u try to swim away, he chases you, bites once, twice...then you fight him and the fact that you are drowning.....NOOOOOO

In a car everything happens much much faster. If you flip a few times, you will probably die within a few seconds. And, you have the roller coaster ride of your life!!

Xrated J · 03-21-2008, 09:46 PM

wich ever one makes it quicker

MattO · 03-21-2008, 09:48 PM

Shark attack because it sounds cool.

"Remember that guy Matt? He got eaten by a fuckin' shark!"

alexweb · 03-21-2008, 09:55 PM

as long as my wife will also be in the same car...... definitely car accident

crockett · 03-21-2008, 10:05 PM

Just depends which is faster..

Shark would likely be a slow death, because they try to wound you then swim off and wait for you to die. That's the way sharks hunt assuming they are alone with no competition.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-21-2008, 10:11 PM

Grizzly bear attack.. sharks are for pussies

GTS Mark · 03-21-2008, 10:11 PM

Car accident for sure

BusterBunny · 03-21-2008, 10:13 PM

i'd like a shark to bite my leg off and have the ambulance crash on way to the hospital

moeloubani · 03-21-2008, 10:32 PM

i would have to choose the shark, although painful its the last thing you'll do so stop being a pussy, put up with the pain for a bit and at least try to fight the shark, if you win you can say you fought a shark.

LA Crew · 03-21-2008, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO

Shark attack because it sounds cool.

"Remember that guy Matt? He got eaten by a fuckin' shark!"

would definitely prefer shark attack over car accident

VeriSexy · 03-21-2008, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J

wich ever one makes it quicker

What he said

After Shock Media · 03-22-2008, 12:18 AM

Sharks often spit you out, seat belts stop that.

ProjectNaked · 03-22-2008, 12:22 AM

airborne spotted eagle ray

After Shock Media · 03-22-2008, 12:25 AM

Honestly if I got to really choose I would desire a freak hot air balloon incident during a solo ride where I somehow fall over the side entangled in a rope being strangled to death as it gently floats across a large group of people and into the sun set.

TheDoc · 03-22-2008, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Sharks often spit you out, seat belts stop that.

hahaha...

ProjectNaked · 03-22-2008, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC

shark is a lot more horrifying, you see it coming, u try to swim away, he chases you, bites once, twice...then you fight him and the fact that you are drowning.....NOOOOOO

In a car everything happens much much faster. If you flip a few times, you will probably die within a few seconds. And, you have the roller coaster ride of your life!!

having been in 3 car accidents where the vehicles were totaled I can attest that it truly feels like the blink of an eye. It's the nightmares that follow that feel like a slow motion rollercoaster, the best one being when I was 7yrs old riding in the front seat. We made a left as a gravel semi ran a red light coming from our right. The front of our car went under the trailer and the rear wheels slammed my door. The impact spat our car out like a chineese star. The car spun 3-4 times before it started flipping. All I remember is it instantly being dark, a sound like a bomb, and exploding glass. I woke up hanging upside down. The crazy part is it happened at 8:00 am. Somehow my brother and I walked away without a scratch and my mom only 3 stitches.

ProjectNaked · 03-22-2008, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Honestly if I got to really choose I would desire a freak hot air balloon incident during a solo ride where I somehow fall over the side entangled in a rope being strangled to death as it gently floats across a large group of people and into the sun set.

I though I was creative

mrwilson · 03-22-2008, 01:18 AM

Would preffer the shark, i've eaten shark before so its only fair.

Drake · 03-22-2008, 01:33 AM

Wouldn't feel either of them, they happen so fast

Jens Van Assterdam · 03-22-2008, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned

+1 for car accident.

same here

DjiXas · 03-22-2008, 04:39 AM

Hm... LOL, thanks but I'll stay alive

Violetta · 03-22-2008, 04:43 AM

I dont wanna be eaten

Antonio · 03-22-2008, 05:11 AM

if a shark tries to eat me I'll fuck it up real bad, I'll fucking pull its teeth one by one, then ass-rape it, and then chop off its fins and make myself a nice soup

bronco67 · 03-22-2008, 05:36 AM

Who says a car accident would take longer? Besides, the thought of being eaten by another living creature with 100 rows of razor sharp teeth, in an environment where I don't have the upper hand is the stuff of hellish nightmares of the highest order.

Car accident FTW. It can't even be debated.

DjiXas · 03-22-2008, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

if a shark tries to eat me I'll fuck it up real bad, I'll fucking pull its teeth one by one, then ass-rape it, and then chop off its fins and make myself a nice soup

haha, same here. I'll stick my fingers into his eyes and try to reach brain

everestcash · 03-22-2008, 06:38 AM

i would hate it either way, but if im 100% sure to die: shark! its a more natural way to die...

JA$ON · 03-22-2008, 07:23 AM

CAR......90% chance you wouldnt see it comin'

But that shark might circle your ass for an hour just to tease you

03-22-2008, 08:03 AM

Shark. That way my kids could make up stories about me and make me seem cool like that guy from Jaws.

Zorgman · 03-22-2008, 08:07 AM

I would rather NOT be Eaten > parts of me in a sharks tummy > turned to mush and shitted out into the sea!

+1 for car accident. It would have to be a nice looking car (before the reck).

03-21-2008, 08:56 PM	#1
mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	Would You Rather Be Killed By Shark Attack Or Car Accident? Would You Rather Be Killed By Shark Attack Or Car Accident? I was just having this discussion with a friend of mine and he is very confident that most people would prefer car accident. I think I would choose Shark Attack because it would be quicker and my body would most likely be in shock so you wouldn't really feel it. However, the circumstances cannot come into play because you simply won't know. If you had to choose one given those two choices what would you choose????????? __________________ Vegassexparty.com

03-21-2008, 08:57 PM	#2
st0ned Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 8,437	+1 for car accident. __________________ Conversion Sharks - 1,000+ adult dating offers, traffic management, and consistently high payouts. We will guarantee and beat your current EPC to win your dating traffic! Skype: ConversionSharks \|\| Email: info /@/ conversionsharks.com

03-21-2008, 09:06 PM	#4
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Car Accident I live in So Cal... I've been dealing with the possibility of a car accident injury/death since I was born... Sharks scare the shit out of me compared to a car... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

03-21-2008, 09:08 PM	#5
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	I would prefer to be shark meat. Might as well contribute something to the food chain. __________________

03-21-2008, 09:13 PM	#6
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Car crash..probably die instantly __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-21-2008, 09:20 PM	#7
AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	I agree with the car crash...more likely to die instantly versus stugglikng to get away from the shark....not everyone has died from either possibility...

03-21-2008, 09:36 PM	#8
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Shark for teh win! __________________ i like waffles

03-21-2008, 09:39 PM	#10
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	car accident for sure

03-21-2008, 09:41 PM	#11
Eva PSC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 994	shark is a lot more horrifying, you see it coming, u try to swim away, he chases you, bites once, twice...then you fight him and the fact that you are drowning.....NOOOOOO In a car everything happens much much faster. If you flip a few times, you will probably die within a few seconds. And, you have the roller coaster ride of your life!! __________________ www.PinkStarCash.com Eva ICQ: 225 740 053 See who I am at AdultWho'sWho!

03-21-2008, 09:46 PM	#12
Xrated J Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 4,347	wich ever one makes it quicker

03-21-2008, 09:48 PM	#13
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Shark attack because it sounds cool. "Remember that guy Matt? He got eaten by a fuckin' shark!"

03-21-2008, 09:55 PM	#14
alexweb Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 8,559	as long as my wife will also be in the same car...... definitely car accident

03-21-2008, 10:05 PM	#15
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Just depends which is faster.. Shark would likely be a slow death, because they try to wound you then swim off and wait for you to die. That's the way sharks hunt assuming they are alone with no competition. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

03-21-2008, 10:11 PM	#16
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	Grizzly bear attack.. sharks are for pussies

03-21-2008, 10:11 PM	#17
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Car accident for sure

03-21-2008, 10:13 PM	#18
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	i'd like a shark to bite my leg off and have the ambulance crash on way to the hospital __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

03-21-2008, 10:32 PM	#19
moeloubani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 4,235	i would have to choose the shark, although painful its the last thing you'll do so stop being a pussy, put up with the pain for a bit and at least try to fight the shark, if you win you can say you fought a shark.

03-22-2008, 12:18 AM	#22
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Sharks often spit you out, seat belts stop that. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

03-22-2008, 12:22 AM	#23
ProjectNaked Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroit Areola Posts: 4,309	airborne spotted eagle ray

03-22-2008, 12:25 AM	#24
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Honestly if I got to really choose I would desire a freak hot air balloon incident during a solo ride where I somehow fall over the side entangled in a rope being strangled to death as it gently floats across a large group of people and into the sun set. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

03-22-2008, 01:18 AM	#28
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	Would preffer the shark, i've eaten shark before so its only fair.

03-22-2008, 01:33 AM	#29
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Wouldn't feel either of them, they happen so fast

03-22-2008, 04:39 AM	#31
DjiXas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,108	Hm... LOL, thanks but I'll stay alive

03-22-2008, 04:43 AM	#32
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	I dont wanna be eaten __________________ M&A Queen

03-22-2008, 05:11 AM	#33
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	if a shark tries to eat me I'll fuck it up real bad, I'll fucking pull its teeth one by one, then ass-rape it, and then chop off its fins and make myself a nice soup

03-22-2008, 05:36 AM	#34
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	Who says a car accident would take longer? Besides, the thought of being eaten by another living creature with 100 rows of razor sharp teeth, in an environment where I don't have the upper hand is the stuff of hellish nightmares of the highest order. Car accident FTW. It can't even be debated.

03-22-2008, 06:38 AM	#36
everestcash Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 2,194	i would hate it either way, but if im 100% sure to die: shark! its a more natural way to die... __________________ Got solo girls/teen traffic? Promote our exclusive solo girl sites and boost your income!

03-22-2008, 07:23 AM	#37
JA$ON Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: I'm from Downtown....Im from Mitch & Murry Posts: 1,329	CAR......90% chance you wouldnt see it comin' But that shark might circle your ass for an hour just to tease you

03-22-2008, 08:03 AM	#38
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Shark. That way my kids could make up stories about me and make me seem cool like that guy from Jaws.

03-22-2008, 08:07 AM	#39
Zorgman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,103	I would rather NOT be Eaten > parts of me in a sharks tummy > turned to mush and shitted out into the sea! +1 for car accident. It would have to be a nice looking car (before the reck). __________________ ---