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Would You Rather Be Killed By Shark Attack Or Car Accident?

03-21-2008, 07:56 PM

Would You Rather Be Killed By Shark Attack Or Car Accident? I was just having this discussion with a friend of mine and he is very confident that most people would prefer car accident. I think I would choose Shark Attack because it would be quicker and my body would most likely be in shock so you wouldn't really feel it. However, the circumstances cannot come into play because you simply won't know. If you had to choose one given those two choices what would
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03-21-2008, 07:57 PM

+1 for car accident.

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03-21-2008, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by st0ned

+1 for car accident.

Why would you choose that? It would probably take longer.

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03-21-2008, 08:06 PM

Car Accident

I live in So Cal... I've been dealing with the possibility of a car accident injury/death since I was born...

Sharks scare the shit out of me compared to a car...

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03-21-2008, 08:08 PM

I would prefer to be shark meat. Might as well contribute something to the food chain.
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03-21-2008, 08:13 PM

Car crash..probably die instantly

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03-21-2008, 08:20 PM

I agree with the car crash...more likely to die instantly versus stugglikng to get away from the shark....not everyone has died from either possibility...
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03-21-2008, 08:36 PM

Shark for teh win!

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03-21-2008, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by mahoney

Why would you choose that? It would probably take longer.

Something about hundreds if not thousands of razor sharp teeth tearing off body parts just doesn't sit well with me. I doubt he would kill me with the first bite.

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03-21-2008, 08:39 PM

car accident for sure
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03-21-2008, 08:41 PM

shark is a lot more horrifying, you see it coming, u try to swim away, he chases you, bites once, twice...then you fight him and the fact that you are drowning.....NOOOOOO

In a car everything happens much much faster. If you flip a few times, you will probably die within a few seconds. And, you have the roller coaster ride of your life!!

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03-21-2008, 08:46 PM

wich ever one makes it quicker
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03-21-2008, 08:48 PM

Shark attack because it sounds cool.

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03-21-2008, 08:55 PM

as long as my wife will also be in the same car...... definitely car accident
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03-21-2008, 09:05 PM

Just depends which is faster..

Shark would likely be a slow death, because they try to wound you then swim off and wait for you to die. That's the way sharks hunt assuming they are alone with no competition.

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03-21-2008, 09:11 PM

Grizzly bear attack.. sharks are for pussies
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03-21-2008, 09:11 PM

Car accident for sure
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03-21-2008, 09:13 PM

i'd like a shark to bite my leg off and have the ambulance crash on way to the hospital

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03-21-2008, 09:32 PM

i would have to choose the shark, although painful its the last thing you'll do so stop being a pussy, put up with the pain for a bit and at least try to fight the shark, if you win you can say you fought a shark.
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03-21-2008, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by MattO

Shark attack because it sounds cool.

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would definitely prefer shark attack over car accident
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03-21-2008, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by Xrated J

wich ever one makes it quicker

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03-21-2008, 11:18 PM

Sharks often spit you out, seat belts stop that.

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03-21-2008, 11:22 PM

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03-21-2008, 11:25 PM

Honestly if I got to really choose I would desire a freak hot air balloon incident during a solo ride where I somehow fall over the side entangled in a rope being strangled to death as it gently floats across a large group of people and into the sun set.

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03-21-2008, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Sharks often spit you out, seat belts stop that.

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03-21-2008, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by Eva PSC

shark is a lot more horrifying, you see it coming, u try to swim away, he chases you, bites once, twice...then you fight him and the fact that you are drowning.....NOOOOOO

In a car everything happens much much faster. If you flip a few times, you will probably die within a few seconds. And, you have the roller coaster ride of your life!!

having been in 3 car accidents where the vehicles were totaled I can attest that it truly feels like the blink of an eye. It's the nightmares that follow that feel like a slow motion rollercoaster, the best one being when I was 7yrs old riding in the front seat. We made a left as a gravel semi ran a red light coming from our right. The front of our car went under the trailer and the rear wheels slammed my door. The impact spat our car out like a chineese star. The car spun 3-4 times before it started flipping. All I remember is it instantly being dark, a sound like a bomb, and exploding glass. I woke up hanging upside down. The crazy part is it happened at 8:00 am. Somehow my brother and I walked away without a scratch and my mom only 3 stitches.
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03-21-2008, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Honestly if I got to really choose I would desire a freak hot air balloon incident during a solo ride where I somehow fall over the side entangled in a rope being strangled to death as it gently floats across a large group of people and into the sun set.

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03-22-2008, 12:18 AM

Would preffer the shark, i've eaten shark before so its only fair.
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03-22-2008, 12:33 AM

Wouldn't feel either of them, they happen so fast
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03-22-2008, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by st0ned

+1 for car accident.

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03-22-2008, 03:39 AM

Hm... LOL, thanks but I'll stay alive
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03-22-2008, 03:43 AM

I dont wanna be eaten

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03-22-2008, 04:11 AM

if a shark tries to eat me I'll fuck it up real bad, I'll fucking pull its teeth one by one, then ass-rape it, and then chop off its fins and make myself a nice soup
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03-22-2008, 04:36 AM

Who says a car accident would take longer? Besides, the thought of being eaten by another living creature with 100 rows of razor sharp teeth, in an environment where I don't have the upper hand is the stuff of hellish nightmares of the highest order.

Car accident FTW. It can't even be debated.
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03-22-2008, 04:42 AM

Originally posted by Antonio

if a shark tries to eat me I'll fuck it up real bad, I'll fucking pull its teeth one by one, then ass-rape it, and then chop off its fins and make myself a nice soup

haha, same here. I'll stick my fingers into his eyes and try to reach brain
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03-22-2008, 05:38 AM

i would hate it either way, but if im 100% sure to die: shark! its a more natural way to die...

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03-22-2008, 06:23 AM

CAR......90% chance you wouldnt see it comin'

But that shark might circle your ass for an hour just to tease you
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03-22-2008, 07:03 AM

Shark. That way my kids could make up stories about me and make me seem cool like that guy from Jaws.
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03-22-2008, 07:07 AM

I would rather NOT be Eaten > parts of me in a sharks tummy > turned to mush and shitted out into the sea!

+1 for car accident. It would have to be a nice looking car (before the reck).

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