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Compdoctor · 03-14-2008, 09:04 AM

A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."

She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass."

He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."

She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you."

"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."

She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.

He yells, "I'll kill him!"

She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.

She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"

Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."

Eva PSC · 03-14-2008, 09:27 AM

eh? I don't get it

tranza · 03-14-2008, 09:27 AM

Boring............

tranza · 03-14-2008, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC

eh? I don't get it

Her pussy is large. That's the joke.

Eva PSC · 03-14-2008, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Her pussy is large. That's the joke.

ahhhhhh lol

Paper_Amar · 03-14-2008, 09:53 AM

terrible!

Fap · 03-14-2008, 09:56 AM

heh..kinda funny..more gross

Mike Honcho · 03-14-2008, 10:36 AM

Comp your blow hot or blow cold

sniperwolf · 03-14-2008, 11:59 AM

i don't get it too but not until tranza made the explanation! lol

Farang · 03-14-2008, 12:08 PM

not funny, give us another one

Scott McD · 03-14-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Her pussy is large. That's the joke.

Oh.......good one.

Jens Van Assterdam · 03-14-2008, 12:11 PM

mhhh nope, not for me!

J. Falcon · 03-14-2008, 12:13 PM

Your jokes are starting to suck. Try harder.

pornguy · 03-14-2008, 12:13 PM

Hmm. Not that good. try again please.

sicone · 03-14-2008, 12:43 PM

pretty lame, but thanks for sharing

jalami · 03-14-2008, 01:06 PM

I got it right away and laughed. Clever enough to figure it out, yet simple enough to laugh at it.

Compdoctor · 03-14-2008, 02:30 PM

Ok Knock, Knock

D · 03-14-2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor

Ok Knock, Knock

Who's there?

woj · 03-14-2008, 03:40 PM

lame....

xeroxas · 03-14-2008, 03:47 PM

horibble ;/

Elli · 03-14-2008, 04:10 PM

meh... It was ok.

KILL_FRENZY · 03-14-2008, 04:19 PM

I was ok to me

TheSenator · 03-14-2008, 04:22 PM

Great start....weak ending.

VeriSexy · 03-14-2008, 07:23 PM

Oh well.. move along

tony286 · 03-14-2008, 07:25 PM

lol good one lol

Dave PSC · 03-14-2008, 08:39 PM

chug! chug! chug!

Compdoctor · 03-14-2008, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

Who's there?

Its Orange

Compdoctor · 03-14-2008, 08:45 PM

Orange ya goin' laugh at my joke

Spunky · 03-14-2008, 08:49 PM

Thumbs down on that one bro

03-14-2008, 09:04 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Friday's Joke A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples." She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass." He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then." She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you." "This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt." She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits. He yells, "I'll kill him!" She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction. She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!" Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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