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Old 03-14-2008, 09:04 AM   #1
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Friday's Joke
A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."

She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass."

He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."

She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you."

"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."

She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.

He yells, "I'll kill him!"

She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.

She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"

Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:27 AM   #2
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eh? I don't get it
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:27 AM   #3
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Boring............
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:28 AM   #4
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eh? I don't get it
Her pussy is large. That's the joke.
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:32 AM   #5
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Her pussy is large. That's the joke.
ahhhhhh lol
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:53 AM   #6
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Old 03-14-2008, 09:56 AM   #7
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heh..kinda funny..more gross
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Old 03-14-2008, 10:36 AM   #8
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Old 03-14-2008, 11:59 AM   #9
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i don't get it too but not until tranza made the explanation! lol
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:08 PM   #10
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not funny, give us another one
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:11 PM   #11
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Her pussy is large. That's the joke.
Oh.......good one.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:11 PM   #12
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mhhh nope, not for me!
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:13 PM   #13
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Your jokes are starting to suck. Try harder.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:13 PM   #14
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Hmm. Not that good. try again please.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:43 PM   #15
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pretty lame, but thanks for sharing
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Old 03-14-2008, 01:06 PM   #16
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I got it right away and laughed. Clever enough to figure it out, yet simple enough to laugh at it.
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:30 PM   #17
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Ok Knock, Knock
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:40 PM   #18
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Ok Knock, Knock
Who's there?
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:40 PM   #19
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lame....
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:47 PM   #20
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:10 PM   #21
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meh... It was ok.
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:19 PM   #22
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I was ok to me
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:22 PM   #23
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Great start....weak ending.
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:23 PM   #24
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Oh well.. move along
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:39 PM   #26
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:42 PM   #27
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Its Orange
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:45 PM   #28
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Orange ya goin' laugh at my joke
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:49 PM   #29
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