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Compdoctor 03-14-2008 09:04 AM

Friday's Joke
 
A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."

She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass."

He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."

She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you."

"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."

She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.

He yells, "I'll kill him!"

She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.

She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"

Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."

Eva PSC 03-14-2008 09:27 AM

eh? I don't get it

tranza 03-14-2008 09:27 AM

Boring............

tranza 03-14-2008 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 13920632)
eh? I don't get it

Her pussy is large. That's the joke.

Eva PSC 03-14-2008 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13920638)
Her pussy is large. That's the joke.

ahhhhhh lol

Paper_Amar 03-14-2008 09:53 AM

terrible!

Fap 03-14-2008 09:56 AM

heh..kinda funny..more gross

Mike Honcho 03-14-2008 10:36 AM

Comp your blow hot or blow cold

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rosa.l/tumbleweed_004.jpg

sniperwolf 03-14-2008 11:59 AM

i don't get it too but not until tranza made the explanation! lol

Farang 03-14-2008 12:08 PM

not funny, give us another one :winkwink:

Scott McD 03-14-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13920638)
Her pussy is large. That's the joke.

Oh.......good one. :arcadefre

Jens Van Assterdam 03-14-2008 12:11 PM

mhhh nope, not for me!

J. Falcon 03-14-2008 12:13 PM

Your jokes are starting to suck. Try harder.

pornguy 03-14-2008 12:13 PM

Hmm. Not that good. try again please.

sicone 03-14-2008 12:43 PM

pretty lame, but thanks for sharing

jalami 03-14-2008 01:06 PM

I got it right away and laughed. Clever enough to figure it out, yet simple enough to laugh at it.

Compdoctor 03-14-2008 02:30 PM

Ok Knock, Knock

D 03-14-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor (Post 13921783)
Ok Knock, Knock

Who's there? :winkwink:

woj 03-14-2008 03:40 PM

lame....

xeroxas 03-14-2008 03:47 PM

horibble ;/

Elli 03-14-2008 04:10 PM

meh... It was ok.

KILL_FRENZY 03-14-2008 04:19 PM

I was ok to me :)

TheSenator 03-14-2008 04:22 PM

Great start....weak ending.

VeriSexy 03-14-2008 07:23 PM

Oh well.. move along

tony286 03-14-2008 07:25 PM

lol good one lol

Dave PSC 03-14-2008 08:39 PM

:drinkup chug! chug! chug!

Compdoctor 03-14-2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13921815)
Who's there? :winkwink:

Its Orange

Compdoctor 03-14-2008 08:45 PM

Orange ya goin' laugh at my joke

Spunky 03-14-2008 08:49 PM

Thumbs down on that one bro


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