Clooney Fires Lawyer for BAD joke - GoFuckYourself.com

Evil E · 03-12-2008, 09:06 PM

Reuters

Actor George Clooney fires longtime lawyer and family friend Kevin Frederickson after what is possibly the worst case of inappropriate humor ever exhibited.

Apparently on a dare and after a few drinks, Kevin convinces Mr Clooney that someone is spreading malicious rumors about him in the media, and that they have scheduled a press conference to rectify this situation. Dumbfounded by this disheartening news, Clooney was at first skeptical. The persistant Frederickson however remained straight-faced and soon worked out a small statement that would rectify this apparently difficult situation.

Much to the amazement of shoppers during Saturdays Rush at West Sunnyside Mall, George Clooney took the microphone which had been set up by Frederickson and his friends and announced - "I am not a child rapist"

He was then instructed to let this phrase sit in the publics mind for a while so that they could observe in his body language that he was serious and truthful. He then continued "I have never been convicted of a sex offence, nor have I ever been caught performing felatio on a minor"...

You can find more of this story at

http://www.cnn.com/celebnews/clooney...adeupshit/.asp

FreeHugeMovies · 03-12-2008, 10:11 PM

Would love to see video of this

judycash · 03-12-2008, 10:19 PM

I would have fired his ass for that one too thats way out of line

Porn Farmer · 03-12-2008, 10:20 PM

Retarded.

ungratefulninja · 03-12-2008, 10:21 PM

Awesome made-up-shit.

L-Pink · 03-12-2008, 10:21 PM

Post proof or get the ban hammer Clooney style.

Matt 26z · 03-12-2008, 10:26 PM

There were videos on YouTube, but they keep getting pulled.

DatingGold · 03-12-2008, 10:27 PM

bullshit..

Eva PSC · 03-12-2008, 10:30 PM

it does sound like bullshit, but if it is true, the lawyer wouldn't have a secind chance with me either

Cash · 03-12-2008, 10:31 PM

I would have given him a bonus for free publicity.

D · 03-12-2008, 10:32 PM

Doesn't seem to be on CNN at present.

D · 03-12-2008, 10:36 PM

And... after a bit of reflection, Clooney's too smart for that. I call bullshit.

TMM_John · 03-12-2008, 10:48 PM

WOW! It's back up on youtube again. I don't know how long it'll be there for tho... https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Z · 03-12-2008, 11:02 PM

look at the link...this is bullshit.

collegeboobies · 03-12-2008, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PBucksJohn

WOW! It's back up on youtube again. I don't know how long it'll be there for tho... https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Rick Roll rocks!

Vendot · 03-13-2008, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

And... after a bit of reflection, Clooney's too smart for that. I call bullshit.

Thats what i like about Clooney, he is smart. He really stands away from the mainstream so his movies are a lot more intelligent.

Jace · 03-13-2008, 02:06 AM

did you all even look at that fucking link

moreofrobsmadeupshit

idiots...LOL

V_RocKs · 03-13-2008, 03:02 AM

Yeah... http://www.classmates.com/directory/...egId=413398501

You tell that to Kevin...

L-Pink · 03-13-2008, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

did you all even look at that fucking link

moreofrobsmadeupshit

idiots...LOL

Fuck no, I believe everything i read.

Evil E · 03-13-2008, 11:37 AM

mmmm anyone has the youtube video link?

fusionx · 03-13-2008, 12:16 PM

Did you all know the word "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

notoldschool · 03-13-2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PBucksJohn

WOW! It's back up on youtube again. I don't know how long it'll be there for tho... https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

LOL. First time ever got me. But I was in such disbeleif I went against my better judgement.

Phoenix · 03-13-2008, 12:26 PM

haha fuck....i thought that was really funny when i heard it

i mean...it isnt a funny subject..but just thinking of him there saying that..and trying to adjust his body langauge...anyway

GrouchyAdmin · 03-13-2008, 12:26 PM

It just proves that you don't have to be intelligent to act or not click links on GFY.

starpimps · 03-13-2008, 12:37 PM

hahaha that's just too much

Michaelious · 03-31-2008, 12:27 PM

That is so funny! Where can we see this???

Violetta · 03-31-2008, 01:21 PM

what a moron...

03-12-2008, 09:06 PM	#1
Evil E Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle Posts: 3,201	Clooney Fires Lawyer for BAD joke Reuters Actor George Clooney fires longtime lawyer and family friend Kevin Frederickson after what is possibly the worst case of inappropriate humor ever exhibited. Apparently on a dare and after a few drinks, Kevin convinces Mr Clooney that someone is spreading malicious rumors about him in the media, and that they have scheduled a press conference to rectify this situation. Dumbfounded by this disheartening news, Clooney was at first skeptical. The persistant Frederickson however remained straight-faced and soon worked out a small statement that would rectify this apparently difficult situation. Much to the amazement of shoppers during Saturdays Rush at West Sunnyside Mall, George Clooney took the microphone which had been set up by Frederickson and his friends and announced - "I am not a child rapist" He was then instructed to let this phrase sit in the publics mind for a while so that they could observe in his body language that he was serious and truthful. He then continued "I have never been convicted of a sex offence, nor have I ever been caught performing felatio on a minor"... You can find more of this story at http://www.cnn.com/celebnews/clooney...adeupshit/.asp

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	There were videos on YouTube, but they keep getting pulled.

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D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	And... after a bit of reflection, Clooney's too smart for that. I call bullshit. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	look at the link...this is bullshit.

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