Clooney Fires Lawyer for BAD joke
 

Reuters

Actor George Clooney fires longtime lawyer and family friend Kevin Frederickson after what is possibly the worst case of inappropriate humor ever exhibited.

Apparently on a dare and after a few drinks, Kevin convinces Mr Clooney that someone is spreading malicious rumors about him in the media, and that they have scheduled a press conference to rectify this situation. Dumbfounded by this disheartening news, Clooney was at first skeptical. The persistant Frederickson however remained straight-faced and soon worked out a small statement that would rectify this apparently difficult situation.

Much to the amazement of shoppers during Saturdays Rush at West Sunnyside Mall, George Clooney took the microphone which had been set up by Frederickson and his friends and announced - "I am not a child rapist"

He was then instructed to let this phrase sit in the publics mind for a while so that they could observe in his body language that he was serious and truthful. He then continued "I have never been convicted of a sex offence, nor have I ever been caught performing felatio on a minor"...

You can find more of this story at

http://www.cnn.com/celebnews/clooney...adeupshit/.asp

Would love to see video of this

I would have fired his ass for that one too thats way out of line

Retarded.

Awesome made-up-shit.

Post proof or get the ban hammer Clooney style.

There were videos on YouTube, but they keep getting pulled.

bullshit..

it does sound like bullshit, but if it is true, the lawyer wouldn't have a secind chance with me either :)

I would have given him a bonus for free publicity.

Doesn't seem to be on CNN at present.

And... after a bit of reflection, Clooney's too smart for that. I call bullshit.

WOW! It's back up on youtube again. I don't know how long it'll be there for tho... https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

look at the link...this is bullshit.

Rick Roll rocks!

Thats what i like about Clooney, he is smart. He really stands away from the mainstream so his movies are a lot more intelligent.

did you all even look at that fucking link

moreofrobsmadeupshit

idiots...LOL

Yeah... http://www.classmates.com/directory/...egId=413398501

You tell that to Kevin...

Fuck no, I believe everything i read. :1orglaugh

mmmm anyone has the youtube video link?

Did you all know the word "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

LOL. First time ever got me. But I was in such disbeleif I went against my better judgement.

haha fuck....i thought that was really funny when i heard it:)
i mean...it isnt a funny subject..but just thinking of him there saying that..and trying to adjust his body langauge...anyway

It just proves that you don't have to be intelligent to act or not click links on GFY.

hahaha that's just too much

That is so funny! Where can we see this???

what a moron...