Reuters
Actor George Clooney fires longtime lawyer and family friend Kevin Frederickson after what is possibly the worst case of inappropriate humor ever exhibited.
Apparently on a dare and after a few drinks, Kevin convinces Mr Clooney that someone is spreading malicious rumors about him in the media, and that they have scheduled a press conference to rectify this situation. Dumbfounded by this disheartening news, Clooney was at first skeptical. The persistant Frederickson however remained straight-faced and soon worked out a small statement that would rectify this apparently difficult situation.
Much to the amazement of shoppers during Saturdays Rush at West Sunnyside Mall, George Clooney took the microphone which had been set up by Frederickson and his friends and announced - "I am not a child rapist"
He was then instructed to let this phrase sit in the publics mind for a while so that they could observe in his body language that he was serious and truthful. He then continued "I have never been convicted of a sex offence, nor have I ever been caught performing felatio on a minor"...
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