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Fat Panda · 03-05-2008, 07:05 PM

get a fucking .22 and shoot the fuckers you pussy!

baddog · 03-05-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC

get a fucking .22 and shoot the fuckers you pussy!

You country bumpkins are hilarious.

GTS Mark · 03-05-2008, 07:07 PM

Is there anyway you can take one of your classic posture shots with the coons like you do with all the chicks?

That should settle down the coon lovers. LMFAOOOOOO!!!

Cory W · 03-05-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Is there anyway you can take one of your classic posture shots with the coons like you do with all the chicks?

That should settle down the coon lovers. LMFAOOOOOO!!!

LOL!

Baddog you should bring them to the Forum.

baddog · 03-05-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory

LOL!

Baddog you should bring them to the Forum.

I was planning on riding. Could be a problem trying to get them in the saddlebags.

maxpower · 03-05-2008, 07:17 PM

Sorry but I think its funny you fucked with them now they are fucking with you. That?s how life works, I would NOT kill them but how about putting out some Lights? Or how about this fucker Get a New Tree put the fucker back where it was and then Leave them alone this time

baddog · 03-05-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by maxpower

Sorry but I think its funny you fucked with them now they are fucking with you. That?s how life works, I would NOT kill them but how about putting out some Lights? Or how about this fucker Get a New Tree put the fucker back where it was and then Leave them alone this time

How did I fuck with them, by trimming a tree?

maxpower · 03-05-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

A couple months ago I had that tree trimmed way back, so it is essentially just branches, and no foliage. I guess I kind of hoped that this would make them homeless and they would move on to live elsewhere.

How did I fuck with them, by trimming a tree?

baddog · 03-05-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by maxpower

How did I fuck with them, by trimming a tree?

I did not trim the tree with the explicit intent of making them homeless. Figured it would be icing on the cake.

maxpower · 03-05-2008, 07:46 PM

See now they are making YOUR home a living hell. You can not kill them you made this mess, they have a right to live. Really the best thing to do was to leave them alone in the first place, but now they are your responsibility because you made this mess and when you made them homeless they moved in next door (your house)

How about this find a better place for them to chill, close by. Like another similar tree, or a old log something they can LIVE in cuzz you did make them homeless. Put some food over their for a few days/week and I bet they will gladly move to their new improved home, and not bother you or haunt your dreams.

baddog · 03-05-2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by maxpower

See now they are making YOUR home a living hell. You can not kill them you made this mess, they have a right to live. Really the best thing to do was to leave them alone in the first place, but now they are your responsibility because you made this mess and when you made them homeless they moved in next door (your house)

How about this find a better place for them to chill, close by. Like another similar tree, or a old log something they can LIVE in cuzz you did make them homeless. Put some food over their for a few days/week and I bet they will gladly move to their new improved home, and not bother you or haunt your dreams.

You make a lot of presumptions. Anyone ever mention that before?

maxpower · 03-05-2008, 08:01 PM

Ya I have been told that, but I am normally kind of good at this game so its normally worth the risk. We are all just communicating online, I kind of have to try to do that I can not read body language and other indicators, I dont know man

Gonzozilla · 03-05-2008, 08:06 PM

How bout this? Dose some bait with GHB. Then you can let the tree huggers here fuck the knocked out coons before you release them safely into the woods.

baddog · 03-05-2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzozilla

How bout this? Dose some bait with GHB. Then you can let the tree huggers here fuck the knocked out coons before you release them safely into the woods.

I live by the beach. City stuff. Any tree huggers would be weekend warrior types and there certainly are no "woods" to release them in around here.

The fact that I have to deal with varmints sucks, but I have squirrels, coons, possums and skunks to deal with around here.

JenniDahling · 03-05-2008, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Do a craigslist post:
Free raccoons, all you can trap!

helic0pter · 03-06-2008, 02:31 AM

If you cut a hole in a log like 2 inches in diameter and a few inches deep then hammer nails at a downward angle toward the hole so the points stick out a little ways and then put some kind of shiny object in there the racoon will reach its hand in to grab the shiny object but when it tries to pull its hand out it will be stabbed by the nails making it so it can't get its hand out.

If you made it right it wont be able to get away and will eventually die of starvation/carnivorous wild animal.

I think that's how they caught racoons in the book "Where the red fern grows"

Wagerboy · 03-06-2008, 07:43 AM

when I had that problem I shot them with paintballs...Never returned again and didnt hurt them, just turned them pretty colors

baddog · 03-06-2008, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by helic0pter

If you cut a hole in a log like 2 inches in diameter and a few inches deep then hammer nails at a downward angle toward the hole so the points stick out a little ways and then put some kind of shiny object in there the racoon will reach its hand in to grab the shiny object but when it tries to pull its hand out it will be stabbed by the nails making it so it can't get its hand out.

If you made it right it wont be able to get away and will eventually die of starvation/carnivorous wild animal.

I think that's how they caught racoons in the book "Where the red fern grows"

Where would you recommend I go to buy a log? Sears or Home Depot?

LeRoy · 03-06-2008, 10:55 AM

Douche your yard with Coyote piss or something.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 03-06-2008, 10:59 AM

hhhmmm animal control?

baddog · 03-06-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222

Douche your yard with Coyote piss or something.

That wards off vampires too as I recall.

Tom_PM · 03-06-2008, 11:18 AM

You *might* be able to get rid of them by using some Lion urine or similar. Maybe bear. Something big and predatory that they could conceivably be aware of instinctively in your area. They should sell it in a hunting department, and you could scent mark your property with it, making "meal sized" varmints hit the road.

Lotsa critters can't stand moth balls. Smash em into powder and sprinkle around where you want to keep them out. I've seen gardening shows where they suggest that to keep rabbits and snakes and such out of your vegetables. No idea if raccoons would react.. they're smart as hell and have hands and burglars masks after all.

TreasureBucks · 03-06-2008, 11:54 AM

last night we had a raccoon in our backyard. We were looking at him through a large picture window and he was clearly not phased by us at all. Only 5 - 10 feet away and a flashlight shining on him, he went about his business. He must have hung out for 20 minutes or more.

baddog · 03-06-2008, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

You *might* be able to get rid of them by using some Lion urine or similar. Maybe bear. Something big and predatory that they could conceivably be aware of instinctively in your area.

When we start getting lions and/or bears around here the raccoons can have the place.

03-06-2008, 12:05 PM

I would give a pellet gun a try, if you have one. Doesn't make too much noise, and the majority of them aren't powerful enough to kill a raccoon.

Just sneak out at night and spotlight up the tree. You'll see their beady little eyes staring back at you. As long as they don't have a deep hollow to hide in, they will probably make a run for it once you shoot them. (if they do have a good hiding spot, then this isn't going to work)

Got Porn? · 03-06-2008, 12:08 PM

Try scaring them off. Set off some fireworks or go buy a pellet gun. If you shot them with a pellet gun they will get the hint. And a pellet gun will not kill them, ok it might if you shot 'em in the head.

Got Porn? · 03-06-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick

I would give a pellet gun a try

LOL, I didn't see your post

baddog · 03-06-2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Got Porn?

Set off some fireworks

Tried that, they just brought their friends to watch.

GrouchyAdmin · 03-06-2008, 12:18 PM

They're such adorable, vile little creatures.

Look at this and tell me you didn't say "AWWWWW?"

You're going to want to hire someone to deal with them; you don't want to do it, yourself.

Tom_PM · 03-06-2008, 12:21 PM

hehe, I realise not many people have lions or bears in their areas, but the critters will still instinctively react to a large predators urine. That is why they sell such things so hunters can herd deer and such towards their tree stand.
Mothballs might be enough.

Got Porn? · 03-06-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

You're going to want to hire someone to deal with them; you don't want to do it, yourself.

I know the right guy for the job.

baddog · 03-06-2008, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Got Porn?

I know the right guy for the job.

Now we're talking.

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03-06-2008, 11:18 AM	#72
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	You might be able to get rid of them by using some Lion urine or similar. Maybe bear. Something big and predatory that they could conceivably be aware of instinctively in your area. They should sell it in a hunting department, and you could scent mark your property with it, making "meal sized" varmints hit the road. Lotsa critters can't stand moth balls. Smash em into powder and sprinkle around where you want to keep them out. I've seen gardening shows where they suggest that to keep rabbits and snakes and such out of your vegetables. No idea if raccoons would react.. they're smart as hell and have hands and burglars masks after all. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

03-06-2008, 11:54 AM	#73
TreasureBucks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,971	last night we had a raccoon in our backyard. We were looking at him through a large picture window and he was clearly not phased by us at all. Only 5 - 10 feet away and a flashlight shining on him, he went about his business. He must have hung out for 20 minutes or more. __________________ TREASUREBUCKS.COM

03-05-2008, 07:05 PM	#51
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	get a fucking .22 and shoot the fuckers you pussy!

03-05-2008, 07:07 PM	#53
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Is there anyway you can take one of your classic posture shots with the coons like you do with all the chicks? That should settle down the coon lovers. LMFAOOOOOO!!!

03-05-2008, 07:17 PM	#56
maxpower Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 734	Sorry but I think its funny you fucked with them now they are fucking with you. That?s how life works, I would NOT kill them but how about putting out some Lights? Or how about this fucker Get a New Tree put the fucker back where it was and then Leave them alone this time

03-05-2008, 07:46 PM	#60
maxpower Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 734	See now they are making YOUR home a living hell. You can not kill them you made this mess, they have a right to live. Really the best thing to do was to leave them alone in the first place, but now they are your responsibility because you made this mess and when you made them homeless they moved in next door (your house) How about this find a better place for them to chill, close by. Like another similar tree, or a old log something they can LIVE in cuzz you did make them homeless. Put some food over their for a few days/week and I bet they will gladly move to their new improved home, and not bother you or haunt your dreams.

03-05-2008, 08:01 PM	#62
maxpower Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 734	Ya I have been told that, but I am normally kind of good at this game so its normally worth the risk. We are all just communicating online, I kind of have to try to do that I can not read body language and other indicators, I dont know man

03-05-2008, 08:06 PM	#63
Gonzozilla Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 64	How bout this? Dose some bait with GHB. Then you can let the tree huggers here fuck the knocked out coons before you release them safely into the woods.

03-06-2008, 02:31 AM	#66
helic0pter Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 155	If you cut a hole in a log like 2 inches in diameter and a few inches deep then hammer nails at a downward angle toward the hole so the points stick out a little ways and then put some kind of shiny object in there the racoon will reach its hand in to grab the shiny object but when it tries to pull its hand out it will be stabbed by the nails making it so it can't get its hand out. If you made it right it wont be able to get away and will eventually die of starvation/carnivorous wild animal. I think that's how they caught racoons in the book "Where the red fern grows"

03-06-2008, 12:05 PM	#75
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I would give a pellet gun a try, if you have one. Doesn't make too much noise, and the majority of them aren't powerful enough to kill a raccoon. Just sneak out at night and spotlight up the tree. You'll see their beady little eyes staring back at you. As long as they don't have a deep hollow to hide in, they will probably make a run for it once you shoot them. (if they do have a good hiding spot, then this isn't going to work)

03-06-2008, 12:08 PM	#76
Got Porn? Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Charlotte Posts: 1,264	Try scaring them off. Set off some fireworks or go buy a pellet gun. If you shot them with a pellet gun they will get the hint. And a pellet gun will not kill them, ok it might if you shot 'em in the head. __________________ Demo Porn2Go's Plug-In Feeds 1st Month Free! No BW Fees! ICQ 303355427 [email protected] RIP TD

03-06-2008, 12:18 PM	#79
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	They're such adorable, vile little creatures. Look at this and tell me you didn't say "AWWWWW?" You're going to want to hire someone to deal with them; you don't want to do it, yourself. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

03-06-2008, 12:21 PM	#80
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	hehe, I realise not many people have lions or bears in their areas, but the critters will still instinctively react to a large predators urine. That is why they sell such things so hunters can herd deer and such towards their tree stand. Mothballs might be enough. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.