So 1st United Merchant Processing ends the call "Have a nice day you little faggot" - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad Mitchell · 02-28-2008, 02:30 PM

I decided to take an unknown caller from the receptionist, turns out it's a cold call for merchant processing services, sms billing, prepaid cards.

This came in via the MojoHost line but the guy is referencing 123Bill so I'm a bit confused. I politely tell the him that we already have a merchant processing solution for MojoHost and are not interested in any services that they have to offer.

He begins chatting me up about 123Bill and I state that it is already a unique billing solution and that this company is equally uninterested in any other payment methods.

We're bigger than Paycom...

We're bigger than CCBill...

We're funded by Goldman Sachs..

...conversation goes downhill but I'm still being polite... At some point he's asking me retarded questions like he's entitled to speak with me and I say look, this is a cold call and I'm simply not interested.

He begins swearing at me, throwing insults. Ends the call by basically telling me to fuck off and 'have a nice day you little faggot' before hanging up.

Definitely a first for me being spoken to this way, without provocation, for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

http://1stunt.com/default.php

Phone: 847-676-6538

Discuss!

I think they deserve a big Go Fuck Yourself.

Brad

Brad Gosse · 02-28-2008, 02:33 PM

WOW how professional. He must have read how to win friends and influence people lol

jact · 02-28-2008, 02:36 PM

Stop your crying, and have a nice day you little faggot.

PamiebDVD · 02-28-2008, 02:37 PM

That's the way to close a sale! What an idiot!

MaDalton · 02-28-2008, 02:41 PM

and there goes their future in this business...

PaygeaGrl · 02-28-2008, 02:41 PM

I usually say " Fine, don't use Paygea..just wait until your processor shuts you down. Don't come running back to me!"....LOL..that's pretty funny Brad. You now have a great story to tell over drinks.

corvette · 02-28-2008, 02:42 PM

ha, great story brad

Bryan G · 02-28-2008, 02:45 PM

He'll last long in sales lol

baddog · 02-28-2008, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaygeaGrl

I usually say " Fine, don't use Paygea..just wait until your processor shuts you down. Don't come running back to me!"

Please tell me that is a joke.

SHANESWORLD · 02-28-2008, 02:46 PM

how did he know you were a homo just from the phone call?

do you have videophone?

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

i keed i keed

PaygeaGrl · 02-28-2008, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Please tell me that is a joke.

Of course it was! I would never in my life say that. That's what the LOL was for. i didn't think I needed to add JK as it would be assumed

SHANESWORLD · 02-28-2008, 02:49 PM

double post

Phoenix · 02-28-2008, 02:49 PM

ugh well that sucks

he is probably being fired soon...under the pressure

SHANESWORLD · 02-28-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Please tell me that is a joke.

yah for sure.

next to hosting, processing is the most competitive sector of our industry imho, and that sounds like a terrible convincing point to me too. i prob wouldn't take calls from someone anymore after they said that to me.

PaygeaGrl · 02-28-2008, 02:53 PM

Just to be clear---it was a total 100% joke. I would never in my life say or do that. The guy was clearly a total jerkoff and I was making fun of that. Anyone who has dealt with me knows that I am always there to help them out regardless of whether or not they process with us.

Brad Mitchell · 02-28-2008, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHANESWORLD

how did he know you were a homo just from the phone call?

do you have videophone?

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

i keed i keed

hehehe

If I had a videophone today the irony is that I'm wearing a pretty plain jane shirt since we just finished moving our offices. On any other day it would have been one of my colorful hand paints. lol

Brad

dready · 02-28-2008, 02:54 PM

Something tells me he won't last long. I would have just hung up.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-28-2008, 02:55 PM

he wished you a nice day, why are you mad?

Brad Mitchell · 02-28-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaygeaGrl

Just to be clear---it was a total 100% joke. I would never in my life say or do that. The guy was clearly a total jerkoff and I was making fun of that. Anyone who has dealt with me knows that I am always there to help them out regardless of whether or not they process with us.

We all know that

Down Baddog, down!

The fact that you're wayyyyyyy hot AND intelligent has us boys quite confused....

Brad

PaygeaGrl · 02-28-2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

We all know that

Down Baddog, down!

The fact that you're wayyyyyyy hot AND intelligent has us boys quite confused....

Brad

Thank god that has been cleared up..I was getting all worked up!

who · 02-28-2008, 02:59 PM

The important thing is, did you have a nice day, you faggot??

baddog · 02-28-2008, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaygeaGrl

Of course it was! I would never in my life say that. That's what the LOL was for. i didn't think I needed to add JK as it would be assumed

I rarely assume anything, especially when it involves people I don't know.

Rand · 02-28-2008, 03:00 PM

Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt".

Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

So, we have 1st United Merchant Processing.

WHOIS lists:
mellul, elie [email protected]
1st United Merchant Processing
8800 bronx ave
skokie, Illinois 60077

So, I wonder, who is NMCash?

WHOIS lists:
Mellul, Elie
3900 MAPLE AVE
Northbrook, IL 60062
US

Assuming it's the same person (and with such an unusual name that's probably pretty safe) a little research showed that Elie Mellul was somehow connected with http://1stcofa.com/.
See this: http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...Off0159563.htm

Then this:

Elie Mellul (CRD #2126020, Registered Principal, Great Neck, New York) submitted a Letter of Acceptance, Waiver, and Consent pursuant to which he was censured, fined $50,000, barred from association with any NASD member in any capacity, and ordered to pay $39,192 in restitution to public customers. Without admitting or denying the allegations, Mellul consented to the described sanctions and to the entry of findings that he effected transactions in the accounts of public customers without their knowledge, consent, or authorization. The findings also stated that Mellul refused to cooperate with the NASD?s request for information and/or documentation. (NASD Case #C10990143)

Source: http://nasd.complinet.com/nasd/displ..._id=1159002030

To see how far the rabbit hole goes....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

Brad · 02-28-2008, 03:04 PM

Too bad you didn't get to call him a douche before he hung up. I think you should call him back and sell him some hosting.

SHANESWORLD · 02-28-2008, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rand

Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt".

Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

So, w.html?rbid=1189&element_id=1159002030[/url]

To see how far the rabbit hole goes....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

FATALITY!

PaygeaGrl · 02-28-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I rarely assume anything, especially when it involves people I don't know.

All is good...I was just kidding.

SykkBoy · 02-28-2008, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rand

Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt".

Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

So, we have 1st United Merchant Processing.

WHOIS lists:
mellul, elie [email protected]
1st United Merchant Processing
8800 bronx ave
skokie, Illinois 60077

So, I wonder, who is NMCash?

WHOIS lists:
Mellul, Elie
3900 MAPLE AVE
Northbrook, IL 60062
US

Assuming it's the same person (and with such an unusual name that's probably pretty safe) a little research showed that Elie Mellul was somehow connected with http://1stcofa.com/.
See this: http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...Off0159563.htm

Then this:

Elie Mellul (CRD #2126020, Registered Principal, Great Neck, New York) submitted a Letter of Acceptance, Waiver, and Consent pursuant to which he was censured, fined $50,000, barred from association with any NASD member in any capacity, and ordered to pay $39,192 in restitution to public customers. Without admitting or denying the allegations, Mellul consented to the described sanctions and to the entry of findings that he effected transactions in the accounts of public customers without their knowledge, consent, or authorization. The findings also stated that Mellul refused to cooperate with the NASD?s request for information and/or documentation. (NASD Case #C10990143)

Source: http://nasd.complinet.com/nasd/displ..._id=1159002030

To see how far the rabbit hole goes....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

great find

Theo · 02-28-2008, 03:12 PM

wtf........

Brad Mitchell · 02-28-2008, 03:14 PM

Good digging Rand! Yeah, it was actually Elie on the phone!

Brad

SBJ · 02-28-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

The important thing is, did you have a nice day, you faggot??

that is too funny!

baddog · 02-28-2008, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaygeaGrl

All is good...I was just kidding.

so I see

BobG · 02-28-2008, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaygeaGrl

I usually say " Fine, don't use Paygea..just wait until your processor shuts you down. Don't come running back to me!"....LOL..that's pretty funny Brad. You now have a great story to tell over drinks.

or you just disappear for weeks without confirming receipt of paperwork and become unaccessible by ICQ and don't respond to emails either.

Brad Mitchell · 02-28-2008, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

The important thing is, did you have a nice day, you faggot??

I've had a great day! We just moved our offices today and I'm enjoying the new diggs! I love the faux finish on my purple walls.

Brad

tranza · 02-28-2008, 03:48 PM

I'm wondering if anyone from 123Bill will post here about this.

SiMpLe · 02-28-2008, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rand

Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt".

Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

So, we have 1st United Merchant Processing.

WHOIS lists:
mellul, elie [email protected]
1st United Merchant Processing
8800 bronx ave
skokie, Illinois 60077

So, I wonder, who is NMCash?

WHOIS lists:
Mellul, Elie
3900 MAPLE AVE
Northbrook, IL 60062
US

Assuming it's the same person (and with such an unusual name that's probably pretty safe) a little research showed that Elie Mellul was somehow connected with http://1stcofa.com/.
See this: http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...Off0159563.htm

Then this:

Elie Mellul (CRD #2126020, Registered Principal, Great Neck, New York) submitted a Letter of Acceptance, Waiver, and Consent pursuant to which he was censured, fined $50,000, barred from association with any NASD member in any capacity, and ordered to pay $39,192 in restitution to public customers. Without admitting or denying the allegations, Mellul consented to the described sanctions and to the entry of findings that he effected transactions in the accounts of public customers without their knowledge, consent, or authorization. The findings also stated that Mellul refused to cooperate with the NASD?s request for information and/or documentation. (NASD Case #C10990143)

Source: http://nasd.complinet.com/nasd/displ..._id=1159002030

To see how far the rabbit hole goes....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

Buahahaaaaaaa brilliant work

Juicy D. Links · 02-28-2008, 03:49 PM

u want me to prank call them?

SiMpLe · 02-28-2008, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

I'm wondering if anyone from 123Bill will post here about this.

Brad is 123bill lmao

Brad Mitchell · 02-28-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe

Brad is 123bill lmao

the one and only!

Brad

Brad Mitchell · 02-28-2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

u want me to prank call them?

That certainly wouldn't be a dissapointment! Hypothetically speaking a recorded phone call could be extraordinarily entertaining... especially if you're leading the conversation!! LOL

Brad

Poppy · 02-28-2008, 05:04 PM

Nice Brad and good find Rand.

Kimmykim · 02-28-2008, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rand

Wow, Brad. Unbelievable.

I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt".

Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one.

Hahaha, I had to actually click the link because I couldnt for the life of me figure out why a processor would call themselves "one stunt dot com"...

Glad to see I'm not alone in the world.

spunkmaster · 02-28-2008, 05:47 PM

Send this to the CEO of The parent company. It sounds like a
new sales rep ?

[email protected]

baddog · 02-28-2008, 05:54 PM

http://1stunt.com/

oh man

minddust · 02-28-2008, 06:02 PM

top notch

xenigo · 02-28-2008, 06:07 PM

Man I was just doing a little cold calling. And you know, it just makes me a little agitated when people don't buy from me. Why'd you have to throw me under the bus, Brad?

Spunky · 02-28-2008, 06:14 PM

You wouldn't talk with a lisp by chance?

ManuelX · 02-29-2008, 07:02 AM

Hey Brad, i was about to give you a call and offer to you our Billing services, but I no longer think I should, ha ha

BVF · 02-29-2008, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

I'm wondering if anyone from 123Bill will post here about this.

Poor boy.....

ProjectNaked · 02-29-2008, 07:26 AM

Hey Brad - can I have my borther call you, he needs to open some new stock accounts

02-28-2008, 02:30 PM	#1
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,813	So 1st United Merchant Processing ends the call "Have a nice day you little faggot" I decided to take an unknown caller from the receptionist, turns out it's a cold call for merchant processing services, sms billing, prepaid cards. This came in via the MojoHost line but the guy is referencing 123Bill so I'm a bit confused. I politely tell the him that we already have a merchant processing solution for MojoHost and are not interested in any services that they have to offer. He begins chatting me up about 123Bill and I state that it is already a unique billing solution and that this company is equally uninterested in any other payment methods. We're bigger than Paycom... We're bigger than CCBill... We're funded by Goldman Sachs.. ...conversation goes downhill but I'm still being polite... At some point he's asking me retarded questions like he's entitled to speak with me and I say look, this is a cold call and I'm simply not interested. He begins swearing at me, throwing insults. Ends the call by basically telling me to fuck off and 'have a nice day you little faggot' before hanging up. Definitely a first for me being spoken to this way, without provocation, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. http://1stunt.com/default.php Phone: 847-676-6538 Discuss! I think they deserve a big Go Fuck Yourself. Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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PaygeaGrl Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 537	Just to be clear---it was a total 100% joke. I would never in my life say or do that. The guy was clearly a total jerkoff and I was making fun of that. Anyone who has dealt with me knows that I am always there to help them out regardless of whether or not they process with us. __________________ Patricia Brandon VP/Sales and Business Development Paygea- EU and US Merchant Account option EU Incorporation provided Use our gateway, Netbilling, Rsbilling, or Jettis [email protected] ICQ: 470462755 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com!

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Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	he wished you a nice day, why are you mad?

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	The important thing is, did you have a nice day, you faggot??

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Rand Industry Vet Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Santa Monica, CA Posts: 2,663	Wow, Brad. Unbelievable. I keep a list of competitors and this is one I've never heard of. Funny how their domain name is "stunt". Oh.... 1st Unt. I get it. Good one. So, we have 1st United Merchant Processing. WHOIS lists: mellul, elie [email protected] 1st United Merchant Processing 8800 bronx ave skokie, Illinois 60077 So, I wonder, who is NMCash? WHOIS lists: Mellul, Elie 3900 MAPLE AVE Northbrook, IL 60062 US Assuming it's the same person (and with such an unusual name that's probably pretty safe) a little research showed that Elie Mellul was somehow connected with http://1stcofa.com/. See this: http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...Off0159563.htm Then this: Elie Mellul (CRD #2126020, Registered Principal, Great Neck, New York) submitted a Letter of Acceptance, Waiver, and Consent pursuant to which he was censured, fined $50,000, barred from association with any NASD member in any capacity, and ordered to pay $39,192 in restitution to public customers. Without admitting or denying the allegations, Mellul consented to the described sanctions and to the entry of findings that he effected transactions in the accounts of public customers without their knowledge, consent, or authorization. The findings also stated that Mellul refused to cooperate with the NASD?s request for information and/or documentation. (NASD Case #C10990143) Source: http://nasd.complinet.com/nasd/displ..._id=1159002030 To see how far the rabbit hole goes.... http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search __________________ -- Rand Payment Industry - Communications - Quality Assurance

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ManuelX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Andorra Posts: 657	Hey Brad, i was about to give you a call and offer to you our Billing services, but I no longer think I should, ha ha

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