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aztecboi2003 · 02-28-2008, 04:20 PM

A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won't close.

She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".

Dennis Rodman · 02-28-2008, 04:21 PM

Yeahhhhhhhhhh real deep.

CurrentlySober · 02-28-2008, 04:25 PM

Old but good...

I know a guy in Phx who used to have two rotties... They were together for years. Then one day he was out, and one of them got hit by a truck, and killed, infront of the other dog...

It freaked the remaining dog out so much, from then on, it constantly licked... It licked itself, it licked the carpet, it licked the furniture...

Even when you came into the house, and the dog didn't even know you, it would growl, run up, lick you and run off... Lovely dog but obsessed with licking..

There's no twist or punchline to this... Just a true story about a huge rottie that allways licked things

woj · 02-28-2008, 04:30 PM

wtf? ....

2012 · 02-28-2008, 04:30 PM

you skeeeeeered me

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-28-2008, 04:40 PM

this thread is obviously some kind of code.

IPs logged and forwarded to authorities.

NosMo · 02-28-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

this thread is obviously some kind of code.

IPs logged and forwarded to authorities.

Shouldn't you be in the fail thread.

NosMo

Bojangles · 02-28-2008, 04:49 PM

That's so old. I still love it, though.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-28-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NosMo

Shouldn't you be in the fail thread.

NosMo

shouldnt you be at the gym fixing that fat ass of yours?

GrouchyAdmin · 02-28-2008, 05:01 PM

Whoa Dude Pot

02-28-2008, 04:20 PM	#1
aztecboi2003 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Marysville,Wa Posts: 1,155	Damn this is deep A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won't close. She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed. In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog. Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub. Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO". __________________ Smoking Girl Fetish Petite Ashley

02-28-2008, 04:25 PM	#3
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,647	Old but good... I know a guy in Phx who used to have two rotties... They were together for years. Then one day he was out, and one of them got hit by a truck, and killed, infront of the other dog... It freaked the remaining dog out so much, from then on, it constantly licked... It licked itself, it licked the carpet, it licked the furniture... Even when you came into the house, and the dog didn't even know you, it would growl, run up, lick you and run off... Lovely dog but obsessed with licking.. There's no twist or punchline to this... Just a true story about a huge rottie that allways licked things __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

02-28-2008, 04:30 PM	#4
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02-28-2008, 04:30 PM	#5
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02-28-2008, 05:01 PM	#10
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02-28-2008, 04:21 PM	#2
Dennis Rodman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,060	Yeahhhhhhhhhh real deep.

02-28-2008, 04:40 PM	#6
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	this thread is obviously some kind of code. IPs logged and forwarded to authorities.

02-28-2008, 04:49 PM	#8
Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	That's so old. I still love it, though.