Old but good...
I know a guy in Phx who used to have two rotties... They were together for years. Then one day he was out, and one of them got hit by a truck, and killed, infront of the other dog...
It freaked the remaining dog out so much, from then on, it constantly licked... It licked itself, it licked the carpet, it licked the furniture...
Even when you came into the house, and the dog didn't even know you, it would growl, run up, lick you and run off... Lovely dog but obsessed with licking..
There's no twist or punchline to this... Just a true story about a huge rottie that allways licked things
