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  • aztecboi2003
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 1155

    #1

    Damn this is deep

    A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won't close.

    She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

    In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

    Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

    Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".
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  • Dennis Rodman
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2005
    • 1060

    #2
    Yeahhhhhhhhhh real deep.

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38954

      #3
      Old but good...

      I know a guy in Phx who used to have two rotties... They were together for years. Then one day he was out, and one of them got hit by a truck, and killed, infront of the other dog...

      It freaked the remaining dog out so much, from then on, it constantly licked... It licked itself, it licked the carpet, it licked the furniture...

      Even when you came into the house, and the dog didn't even know you, it would growl, run up, lick you and run off... Lovely dog but obsessed with licking..

      There's no twist or punchline to this... Just a true story about a huge rottie that allways licked things


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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
        • 47880

        #4
        wtf? ....
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        • 2012
          So Fucking What
          • Jul 2006
          • 17189

          #5
          you skeeeeeered me
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          • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
            So Fucking Banned
            • Sep 2002
            • 7515

            #6
            this thread is obviously some kind of code.

            IPs logged and forwarded to authorities.

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            • NosMo
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 1025

              #7
              Originally posted by Jet
              this thread is obviously some kind of code.

              IPs logged and forwarded to authorities.

              Shouldn't you be in the fail thread.

              NosMo

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              • Bojangles
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2007
                • 5419

                #8
                That's so old. I still love it, though.

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                • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 7515

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NosMo

                  Shouldn't you be in the fail thread.

                  NosMo
                  shouldnt you be at the gym fixing that fat ass of yours?

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                  • GrouchyAdmin
                    Now choke yourself!
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 12085

                    #10
                    Whoa Dude Pot

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