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Old 02-26-2008, 07:37 AM   #1
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs.

It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them.

As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:38 AM   #2
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Doh !!
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:41 AM   #3
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:45 AM   #4
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:08 AM   #5
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:18 AM   #6
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toinkz...hahaha...sadly she's waiting for you to die...
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:19 AM   #7
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:24 AM   #8
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OH mannn! That one is harsh!
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:26 AM   #9
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs.

It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them.

As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
Never heard that one before!
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:32 AM   #10
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That was not bad
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:38 AM   #11
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Lol, morbid shit!
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:05 AM   #12
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Funeral cookies?!

Shite, all I ever see is those damn triangle sandwiches with runny egg salad.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:07 AM   #13
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I went to a buddys funeral, who had cancer and was dieing. His p.o.s mom actually had the nerve to have cake, cookies, and a band.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:12 AM   #14
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lol... made me think of homer-
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:01 AM   #15
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Old 02-26-2008, 10:15 AM   #16
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Old 02-26-2008, 11:03 AM   #17
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Old 02-26-2008, 11:16 AM   #18
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Old 02-26-2008, 11:40 AM   #19
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Old 02-26-2008, 11:50 AM   #20
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:09 PM   #21
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LOL!!
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:10 PM   #22
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:11 PM   #23
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funny, but mean, give him his cookie!
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