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Compdoctor 02-26-2008 07:37 AM
Tuesday's Joke
 
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs.

It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them.

As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

Scott McD 02-26-2008 07:38 AM
Doh !! :1orglaugh

Nicky 02-26-2008 07:41 AM
hehe pwned

gimo33 02-26-2008 07:45 AM
lol..... :1orglaugh

Bojangles 02-26-2008 08:08 AM
:1orglaugh.. Owned.

markz08 02-26-2008 08:18 AM
toinkz...hahaha...sadly she's waiting for you to die...

TG Rebecca 02-26-2008 08:19 AM
awww! ;(

gornyhuy 02-26-2008 08:24 AM
OH mannn! That one is harsh!

L-Pink 02-26-2008 08:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Compdoctor (Post 13834527)
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs.

It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them.

As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
Never heard that one before! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

VeriSexy 02-26-2008 08:32 AM
That was not bad

tranza 02-26-2008 08:38 AM
Lol, morbid shit!

SilentKnight 02-26-2008 09:05 AM
Funeral cookies?!

Shite, all I ever see is those damn triangle sandwiches with runny egg salad.

Mike Honcho 02-26-2008 09:07 AM
I went to a buddys funeral, who had cancer and was dieing. His p.o.s mom actually had the nerve to have cake, cookies, and a band.

Violetta 02-26-2008 09:12 AM
lol... made me think of homer-

the alchemist 02-26-2008 10:01 AM
Hahaha, d'oh! :1orglaugh

florin 02-26-2008 10:15 AM
nasty...lol

D 02-26-2008 11:03 AM
So wrong... :1orglaugh

martinsc 02-26-2008 11:16 AM
:1orglaugh

Constantine 02-26-2008 11:40 AM
nice one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KILL_FRENZY 02-26-2008 11:50 AM
lol :1orglaugh black

lhizy_05 02-26-2008 03:09 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
LOL!!

sicone 02-26-2008 03:10 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornguy292 02-26-2008 03:11 PM
funny, but mean, give him his cookie!


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