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posh rat in hell · 10-07-2002, 02:45 PM

1) load www.google.com
2) search for porn
3) click first link

WHY is this the first link!?

revbuddylove · 10-07-2002, 02:50 PM

I'm making mad cash off of their webmaster program, it converts like crazy. Snooch to the nooch.

tree · 10-07-2002, 02:51 PM

chair fetish traffic rocks!

Sleepy · 10-07-2002, 03:19 PM

Yeah, but search for "Oven Roasted Chestnuts" and my gay scat site is #1. Those nut eaters never see it coming.

cat · 10-07-2002, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleepy
Yeah, but search for "Oven Roasted Chestnuts" and my gay scat site is #1. Those nut eaters never see it coming.

this is why i like gfy

pipp · 10-07-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by posh rat in hell
1) load www.google.com
2) search for porn
3) click first link

WHY is this the first link!?

PR + GOOD LINK POPULARITY

Google is in no way fale safe. It is all about pr and link pop.

posh rat in hell · 10-07-2002, 06:59 PM

Bobo · 10-07-2002, 07:02 PM

GOOGLE is a paid crack whore.

kenny · 10-07-2002, 07:02 PM

pr = pagerank

Google has a fiddy rock

hyper · 10-07-2002, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by posh rat in hell
pr?

pr= posh rat

gothweb · 10-07-2002, 07:07 PM

I bet I know why they are the first result: because they have a ton of non-porn links in, and are a non-porn site.

After all, if the deck wasn't stacked against porn to begin with, *every* search would be loaded with porn, instead of just most.

HQ · 10-07-2002, 08:09 PM

http://www.google.com/search?q=porn

WTF?

http://www.furnitureporn.com/ :

gateway page ranked only 5/10
main page is ranked 1/10
warning page is ranked 0/10

wtf?!!!

HQ · 10-07-2002, 08:10 PM

And tell me domain names do not matter:

http://www.google.com/search?q=freeporn

...and notice #1 has an empty cache.

Ted · 10-07-2002, 08:31 PM

It's my fault

I mentioned to someone on friday that PornResource used to have the #1 spot at google for porn.

She said "but not anymore"

looks like it was a reverse curse, my bad, sorry

chodadog · 10-07-2002, 08:36 PM

Porn Resource is still number 1 for me. Mustn't have updated down here yet. Don't you guys remember when Lego Porn was the number 1 ranked search result for "porn" on google?

HQ · 10-08-2002, 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Porn Resource is still number 1 for me. Mustn't have updated down here yet. Don't you guys remember when Lego Porn was the number 1 ranked search result for "porn" on google?

No I don't. But if it is true, then maybe it is just Google's employees fucking around??

pipp · 10-08-2002, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HQ
http://www.google.com/search?q=porn

WTF?

http://www.furnitureporn.com/ :

gateway page ranked only 5/10
main page is ranked 1/10
warning page is ranked 0/10

wtf?!!!

Check their backlinks. They got loads of them thats why they rank so high.

Quote:

It's my fault I mentioned to someone on friday that PornResource used to have the #1 spot at google for porn.

Wrong pornresource was listed as #3 result before this update. Not bad though. But what a waste, no wonder the newbies keeps flying in when we convert the horny porn surfers to wanna be millioner hefner's with resource sites gething high listings for terms like that.

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10-07-2002, 02:45 PM	#1
posh rat in hell Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 403	Is google on crack? 1) load www.google.com 2) search for porn 3) click first link WHY is this the first link!?

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Sleepy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Porn Peddler Posts: 679	Yeah, but search for "Oven Roasted Chestnuts" and my gay scat site is #1. Those nut eaters never see it coming.

10-07-2002, 06:59 PM	#7
posh rat in hell Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 403	pr?

10-07-2002, 07:02 PM	#8
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	GOOGLE is a paid crack whore.

10-07-2002, 08:09 PM	#12
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	http://www.google.com/search?q=porn WTF? http://www.furnitureporn.com/ : gateway page ranked only 5/10 main page is ranked 1/10 warning page is ranked 0/10 wtf?!!!

10-07-2002, 08:10 PM	#13
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	And tell me domain names do not matter: http://www.google.com/search?q=freeporn ...and notice #1 has an empty cache.

10-07-2002, 08:31 PM	#14
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	It's my fault I mentioned to someone on friday that PornResource used to have the #1 spot at google for porn. She said "but not anymore" looks like it was a reverse curse, my bad, sorry

10-07-2002, 08:36 PM	#15
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Porn Resource is still number 1 for me. Mustn't have updated down here yet. Don't you guys remember when Lego Porn was the number 1 ranked search result for "porn" on google?