Is google on crack?
 

1) load www.google.com
2) search for porn
3) click first link

WHY is this the first link!?

I'm making mad cash off of their webmaster program, it converts like crazy. Snooch to the nooch.

chair fetish traffic rocks! :1orglaugh

Yeah, but search for "Oven Roasted Chestnuts" and my gay scat site is #1. Those nut eaters never see it coming.

this is why i like gfy

PR + GOOD LINK POPULARITY

Google is in no way fale safe. It is all about pr and link pop.

pr?

GOOGLE is a paid crack whore.

pr = pagerank

Google has a fiddy rock

pr= posh rat

I bet I know why they are the first result: because they have a ton of non-porn links in, and are a non-porn site.

After all, if the deck wasn't stacked against porn to begin with, *every* search would be loaded with porn, instead of just most.

http://www.google.com/search?q=porn

WTF?

http://www.furnitureporn.com/ :

gateway page ranked only 5/10
main page is ranked 1/10
warning page is ranked 0/10

wtf?!!!

And tell me domain names do not matter:

http://www.google.com/search?q=freeporn

...and notice #1 has an empty cache.

It's my fault

I mentioned to someone on friday that PornResource used to have the #1 spot at google for porn.

She said "but not anymore"

looks like it was a reverse curse, my bad, sorry:1orglaugh

Porn Resource is still number 1 for me. Mustn't have updated down here yet. Don't you guys remember when Lego Porn was the number 1 ranked search result for "porn" on google?

No I don't. But if it is true, then maybe it is just Google's employees fucking around??

Check their backlinks. They got loads of them thats why they rank so high.

Wrong pornresource was listed as #3 result before this update. Not bad though. But what a waste, no wonder the newbies keeps flying in when we convert the horny porn surfers to wanna be millioner hefner's with resource sites gething high listings for terms like that.