home depot scam, beware!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

k0nr4d · 02-24-2008, 04:17 AM

A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware

sicone · 02-24-2008, 04:18 AM

I keep falling for the same scam.. dammit all to hell

GrouchyAdmin · 02-24-2008, 04:27 AM

Wow. This is.. funny.

Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.

dav3 · 02-24-2008, 04:59 AM

i have an old wallet laying around, time to goto home depot!!

Dennis Rodman · 02-24-2008, 05:06 AM

Welcome to the internet

RedShoe · 02-24-2008, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware

At least you are getting the girls. All mine have been men.

Bojangles · 02-24-2008, 05:34 AM

I think it's about time to hit up the ol' home depot.

Forest · 02-24-2008, 06:53 AM

who has the timeline pic?

Brother Bilo · 02-24-2008, 08:36 AM

I've been scammed the same way, only they were construction workers.

Dave PSC · 02-24-2008, 08:51 AM

Damn - why did you have to spill the beans. I had the wifey trained that it took at least four trips to the Home Depot for every hoenydew project she came up with.

VeriSexy · 02-24-2008, 08:51 AM

that is so old

Net Money · 02-24-2008, 09:06 AM

LOL...funny.

testpie · 02-24-2008, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

I've been scammed the same way, only they were construction workers.

Nothing like an eyeful of builder's crack:

Fap · 02-24-2008, 11:17 AM

best scam ever?

Spunky · 02-24-2008, 11:36 AM

That's why I never carry a wallet

DBS.US · 02-24-2008, 11:39 AM

Spicoli · 02-24-2008, 11:51 AM

did they load your car like this???

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2005/HomeDepot.htm

blogman9 · 02-24-2008, 02:03 PM

lol, funny strory.

D Ghost · 02-24-2008, 02:09 PM

hahahahaa

D · 02-24-2008, 02:19 PM

Oldie, but goodie.

ProjectNaked · 02-24-2008, 02:23 PM

that was funny

woj · 02-24-2008, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman

Welcome to the internet

lazycash · 02-24-2008, 05:12 PM

That was hilarious ............................................... in 2003.

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k0nr4d Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poland Posts: 9,229	home depot scam, beware!!! A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware __________________ Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script \| Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script \| Custom Web Development

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