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k0nr4d 02-24-2008 04:17 AM

home depot scam, beware!!!
 
A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware

sicone 02-24-2008 04:18 AM

I keep falling for the same scam.. dammit all to hell

GrouchyAdmin 02-24-2008 04:27 AM

Wow. This is.. funny.

Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.

dav3 02-24-2008 04:59 AM

i have an old wallet laying around, time to goto home depot!!

Dennis Rodman 02-24-2008 05:06 AM


RedShoe 02-24-2008 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 13824444)
A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware

At least you are getting the girls. All mine have been men. :(

Bojangles 02-24-2008 05:34 AM

I think it's about time to hit up the ol' home depot.

Forest 02-24-2008 06:53 AM

who has the timeline pic?

Brother Bilo 02-24-2008 08:36 AM

I've been scammed the same way, only they were construction workers. :Oh crap

Dave PSC 02-24-2008 08:51 AM

Damn - why did you have to spill the beans. I had the wifey trained that it took at least four trips to the Home Depot for every hoenydew project she came up with.

VeriSexy 02-24-2008 08:51 AM

that is so old

Net Money 02-24-2008 09:06 AM

LOL...funny.:1orglaugh

testpie 02-24-2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13824997)
I've been scammed the same way, only they were construction workers. :Oh crap

Nothing like an eyeful of builder's crack:
http://images.jupiterimages.com/comm...3/22575347.jpg

Fap 02-24-2008 11:17 AM

best scam ever?

Spunky 02-24-2008 11:36 AM

That's why I never carry a wallet

DBS.US 02-24-2008 11:39 AM

http://k53.pbase.com/u8/slug/large/071.02.5.jpg

Spicoli 02-24-2008 11:51 AM

did they load your car like this???


http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2005/HomeDepot.jpg



http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2005/HomeDepot.htm

blogman9 02-24-2008 02:03 PM

lol, funny strory.

D Ghost 02-24-2008 02:09 PM

hahahahaa

D 02-24-2008 02:19 PM

Oldie, but goodie.

ProjectNaked 02-24-2008 02:23 PM

that was funny :)

woj 02-24-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman (Post 13824529)
Welcome to the internet

:thumbsup

lazycash 02-24-2008 05:12 PM

That was hilarious ............................................... in 2003.


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