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rip raster · 02-24-2008, 01:46 AM

I was searching for some cooking tips online earlier and ran across this stuff.

Product Name and Description:

Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce
Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this Wet Fart hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry? This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe!!

Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce
Ok! So, you're constipated. Big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have to? Buttplug relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So, save your Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today. PS. Possible side effects are that it will burn on the way out!

Now that is some crazy sales pitch, I don't think I have ever seen anything marketed with a description quite as colourful as that. The images that come to mind are..... well lets just say it doesn't make me want to run out or to order the stuff anytime soon. I usually try to keep away from foods that have that kind of affect on me....YIKES!!!!

Here is a link for the full line of hot sauces for those of you interested in a good colon cleansing and a week or so with a sore burning ass
http://hotsaucecatalog.stores.yahoo.net/hot-sauce.html

Fap · 02-24-2008, 03:50 AM

as sexy as those sound.. im going to have to pass

Bojangles · 02-24-2008, 05:41 AM

Wow. I'll pass as well.

pornask · 02-24-2008, 05:45 AM

awesome, got to give one of those a try. Looks like my kind of sauce

Brother Bilo · 02-24-2008, 08:41 AM

I'll stick to this one.

Jman · 02-24-2008, 08:52 AM

This thread reminds me of when we went for wings on Granville Island ;-)

Good Times...

TheAgent · 02-24-2008, 10:16 AM

Tabasco or Cholula

minddust · 02-24-2008, 10:18 AM

enema using Tabasco

minddust · 02-24-2008, 10:19 AM

HOT SAUS!!

02-24-2008, 10:21 AM

Some of that shit sounds a little dangerous.

One Million Scoville Units Concentrated Pepper Extract

Food Additive Only. Not a condiment. The first extract in a 5oz bottle. Certified by HPLC A.O.A.C. and guaranteed to be 1,000,000 Scoville Units (+/- 5%). For the money, if you're looking for a fabulously hot additive, this is the one to get.

(This is the stuff that was mentioned on the Jerry Baker gardening show that's reported to repel deer when mixed with oil and sprayed around the perimeter. A note of caution. Please don't get it on your hands or spray it where kids or pets are playing! When spraying, wear safety glasses and gloves and make sure you don't get it on your body anywhere.)

Makingcoin · 02-24-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

Some of that shit sounds a little dangerous.

One Million Scoville Units Concentrated Pepper Extract

Food Additive Only. Not a condiment. The first extract in a 5oz bottle. Certified by HPLC A.O.A.C. and guaranteed to be 1,000,000 Scoville Units (+/- 5%). For the money, if you're looking for a fabulously hot additive, this is the one to get.

(This is the stuff that was mentioned on the Jerry Baker gardening show that's reported to repel deer when mixed with oil and sprayed around the perimeter. A note of caution. Please don't get it on your hands or spray it where kids or pets are playing! When spraying, wear safety glasses and gloves and make sure you don't get it on your body anywhere.)

My buddy eats 800,000 scoville unit hot sauce like it's going out of style. Satan's blood I believe it is called.

02-24-2008, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

My buddy eats 800,000 scoville unit hot sauce like it's going out of style. Satan's blood I believe it is called.

haha, I think the pepper spray they use for bear attack repellent starts around 2 million.

rip raster · 02-24-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

This thread reminds me of when we went for wings on Granville Island ;-)

Good Times...

Hell yeah man that was awesome, I think we were there damn near all day. It was pretty funny how we managed to go to the last table on the patio to blaze the whole time we were there without any complaints. Although I think we had the patio pretty much to ourselves.

Here's Fuze after trying a drop of the hottest hot sauce they had to offer

It was a beautiful day in Vancouver perfect for sitting out on the patio having a few drinks with friends. We rolled topless in Coin's Falcon on the way down.

The Shemp showed us his mad mechanic skillz and gave us some maintenance tips while he was at it

Oh yeah Jean-Francois I seem to remember eating flowers just before we left Sammy's. I think you were saying something about how you would occasionally put flowers in salad that you make for colour and a bit of sweetness.... LOL

fuzebox · 02-24-2008, 11:31 PM

Wowwww that was a long time ago...

neewwman · 02-25-2008, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

Some of that shit sounds a little dangerous.

One Million Scoville Units Concentrated Pepper Extract

Food Additive Only. Not a condiment. The first extract in a 5oz bottle. Certified by HPLC A.O.A.C. and guaranteed to be 1,000,000 Scoville Units (+/- 5%). For the money, if you're looking for a fabulously hot additive, this is the one to get.

(This is the stuff that was mentioned on the Jerry Baker gardening show that's reported to repel deer when mixed with oil and sprayed around the perimeter. A note of caution. Please don't get it on your hands or spray it where kids or pets are playing! When spraying, wear safety glasses and gloves and make sure you don't get it on your body anywhere.)

I looked up what Scoville units are. You have to dilute this sauce to one part in one million to not taste the heat!

Myself, I like hot foods going in, but not going out.

02-24-2008, 01:46 AM	#1
rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	If you love "HOT SAUCE" you have to check this out I was searching for some cooking tips online earlier and ran across this stuff. Product Name and Description: Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this Wet Fart hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry? This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe!! Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce Ok! So, you're constipated. Big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have to? Buttplug relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So, save your Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today. PS. Possible side effects are that it will burn on the way out! Now that is some crazy sales pitch, I don't think I have ever seen anything marketed with a description quite as colourful as that. The images that come to mind are..... well lets just say it doesn't make me want to run out or to order the stuff anytime soon. I usually try to keep away from foods that have that kind of affect on me....YIKES!!!! Here is a link for the full line of hot sauces for those of you interested in a good colon cleansing and a week or so with a sore burning ass http://hotsaucecatalog.stores.yahoo.net/hot-sauce.html

02-24-2008, 08:41 AM	#5
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02-24-2008, 10:16 AM	#7
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pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518	awesome, got to give one of those a try. Looks like my kind of sauce

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02-24-2008, 10:21 AM	#10
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Some of that shit sounds a little dangerous. One Million Scoville Units Concentrated Pepper Extract Food Additive Only. Not a condiment. The first extract in a 5oz bottle. Certified by HPLC A.O.A.C. and guaranteed to be 1,000,000 Scoville Units (+/- 5%). For the money, if you're looking for a fabulously hot additive, this is the one to get. (This is the stuff that was mentioned on the Jerry Baker gardening show that's reported to repel deer when mixed with oil and sprayed around the perimeter. A note of caution. Please don't get it on your hands or spray it where kids or pets are playing! When spraying, wear safety glasses and gloves and make sure you don't get it on your body anywhere.)

02-24-2008, 11:31 PM	#14
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,170	Wowwww that was a long time ago...