I was searching for some cooking tips online earlier and ran across this stuff.
Product Name and Description:
Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce
Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this Wet Fart hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry? This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe!!
Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce
Ok! So, you're constipated. Big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have to? Buttplug relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So, save your Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today. PS. Possible side effects are that it will burn on the way out!
Now that is some crazy sales pitch, I don't think I have ever seen anything marketed with a description quite as colourful as that. The images that come to mind are..... well lets just say it doesn't make me want to run out or to order the stuff anytime soon. I usually try to keep away from foods that have that kind of affect on me....YIKES!!!!
Here is a link for the full line of hot sauces for those of you interested in a good colon cleansing and a week or so with a sore burning ass
http://hotsaucecatalog.stores.yahoo.net/hot-sauce.html