Seeking L.A. Guitar Teacher. Focus on Guitar Smashing at end of show IMPORTANT - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 02-23-2008, 10:07 PM

I need a good teacher.

You must have good guitar smashing skills and patience teaching a new guitar smasher.

help

GrouchyAdmin · 02-23-2008, 10:08 PM

1) Stick your head into toilet bowl.

2) Wait for further instructions.

seeric · 02-23-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

1) Stick your head into toilet bowl.

2) Wait for further instructions.

thats part of the finale too.

how did you fucking know that?

my people are leaking my tactics already?

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GrouchyAdmin · 02-23-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

thats part of the finale too.

how did you fucking know that?

my people are leaking my tactics already?

Hate to break it to you dude, but Frampton's been doing it since the 70s.

GrouchyAdmin · 02-23-2008, 10:13 PM

The actual lyrics are "Do you feel a squishy poo?"

Fizzgig · 02-23-2008, 10:13 PM

I'm good at smashing things.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-23-2008, 10:19 PM

Jimi Hendrix and Pete Townsend invented guitar smashing...

However, you could add lighting your guitar on fire to your repertoire (just try not to light your crotch on fire - although that might be fun to watch):

Misheard lyrics for Hendrix's Purple Haze...'"Excuse me while I kiss this guy". Actual lyrics..."Excuse me while I kiss the sky".

ADG

seeric · 02-23-2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Hate to break it to you dude, but Frampton's been doing it since the 70s.

sticking his head in the toilet and waiting for instructions at the end of his show?

dont be telling people that part of the show, i want it to be a surprise.

thehand · 02-23-2008, 10:23 PM

I trade you expert lessons for Casey Parker

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seeric · 02-23-2008, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by thehand

I trade you expert lessons for Casey Parker

.

done!!!!!!!!!!!

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