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  • seeric
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    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #1

    Seeking L.A. Guitar Teacher. Focus on Guitar Smashing at end of show IMPORTANT

    I need a good teacher.

    You must have good guitar smashing skills and patience teaching a new guitar smasher.




    help
    Last edited by seeric; 02-23-2008, 08:09 PM.
  • GrouchyAdmin
    Now choke yourself!
    • Apr 2006
    • 12085

    #2
    1) Stick your head into toilet bowl.

    2) Wait for further instructions.

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    • seeric
      ..........
      • Aug 2004
      • 41917

      #3
      Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
      1) Stick your head into toilet bowl.

      2) Wait for further instructions.
      thats part of the finale too.

      how did you fucking know that?

      my people are leaking my tactics already?

      fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • GrouchyAdmin
        Now choke yourself!
        • Apr 2006
        • 12085

        #4
        Originally posted by A1R3K
        thats part of the finale too.

        how did you fucking know that?

        my people are leaking my tactics already?
        Hate to break it to you dude, but Frampton's been doing it since the 70s.

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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085

          #5
          The actual lyrics are "Do you feel a squishy poo?"

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          • Fizzgig
            Registered User
            • Feb 2004
            • 9649

            #6
            I'm good at smashing things.
            ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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              • Jul 2004
              • 38323

              #7
              Jimi Hendrix and Pete Townsend invented guitar smashing...

              However, you could add lighting your guitar on fire to your repertoire (just try not to light your crotch on fire - although that might be fun to watch):



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              • seeric
                ..........
                • Aug 2004
                • 41917

                #8
                Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
                Hate to break it to you dude, but Frampton's been doing it since the 70s.
                sticking his head in the toilet and waiting for instructions at the end of his show?



                dont be telling people that part of the show, i want it to be a surprise.

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                • thehand
                  235 Pound Gorilla
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 3470

                  #9
                  I trade you expert lessons for Casey Parker








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                  • seeric
                    ..........
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 41917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by thehand
                    I trade you expert lessons for Casey Parker








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                    done!!!!!!!!!!!

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