Whats the biggest lie you've said to get laid? - GoFuckYourself.com

leroytrolley · 02-22-2008, 10:08 AM

If you had too??

MikeVega · 02-22-2008, 10:10 AM

I don't think i've ever lied to get laid .. i never pull the i love you or play it up to be more then sex if that's what it is. i'm sure i played up myself a bit to get the girl interested but nothing outright ...

DateDoc · 02-22-2008, 10:11 AM

"I love you"

L-Pink · 02-22-2008, 10:11 AM

I have a gun and I'll use it.

Damian_Maxcash · 02-22-2008, 10:12 AM

Everyone tries it once.....

Big_Red · 02-22-2008, 10:13 AM

I am a virgin.

Greg MissionD · 02-22-2008, 10:15 AM

I promise i won't cum in your mouth

ztik · 02-22-2008, 10:16 AM

"I don't have aids"

Fletch XXX · 02-22-2008, 10:16 AM

"I will never die"

BOSS1 · 02-22-2008, 10:16 AM

i love you

Brother Bilo · 02-22-2008, 10:17 AM

Or course I'll call you

D Ghost · 02-22-2008, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

"I will never die"

LOL AWESOME.

SykkBoy · 02-22-2008, 10:21 AM

"I'm in the band"

lbc213 · 02-22-2008, 10:21 AM

"No, your much hotter than your friend"

u-Bob · 02-22-2008, 10:32 AM

I'm being sent to Afghanistan.

L-Pink · 02-22-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

Syl · 02-22-2008, 10:38 AM

These are too funny. You guys are bad.

Mike Semen · 02-22-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc

"I love you"

+1

DigitalDruid · 02-22-2008, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

I bet that one works like a motherfucker

hjnet · 02-22-2008, 10:48 AM

"I have cancer and will die tomorrow"

SifuE · 02-22-2008, 10:51 AM

ill make you famous

denny007 · 02-22-2008, 11:03 AM

I am fag

woj · 02-22-2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

Spyce · 02-22-2008, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

LOL - that's a good one...

genoveze · 02-22-2008, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Gaskell

I promise i won't cum in your mouth

hahaha, ladies don't spit

pornguy · 02-22-2008, 11:12 AM

" Wanna Fuck or do I owe you an apology ".

It actually worked.

Ok, so its not a lie. Just a line. But you know.

CurrentlySober · 02-22-2008, 11:38 AM

I said...
' I dont like poo... '

Naughty-Pages · 02-22-2008, 11:41 AM

ummmm....

"I Do"

Got Porn? · 02-22-2008, 11:42 AM

I saw your boyfriend hookin up with some chick.

minddust · 02-22-2008, 11:43 AM

I'm married or my wifes waiting for me usually works.

HotVaderMD · 02-22-2008, 11:44 AM

"I am only going to put the tip in, you'll still be considered a virgin I promise."

Brother Bilo · 02-22-2008, 11:45 AM

Actually, I said my name was Larry Caruthers and that I owned a furniture store. I'm the furniture King of Mesa!

Just got a blow job out of that though.

boneprone · 02-22-2008, 11:45 AM

I like to pass around Sagi's biz card and tell them I am Sagi who works for Penthouse.

The card with the big red Penthouse written on the top works every time.

LexiSexton · 02-22-2008, 12:21 PM

no im not on my period... haha eww...

Jens Van Assterdam · 02-22-2008, 12:26 PM

dont be scared to get your cloth off.. iam 100% gay

Twig · 02-22-2008, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

I'm being sent to Afghanistan.

Thats fucked up. I really am getting sent. In about 2 weeks.

Mike Honcho · 02-22-2008, 12:30 PM

I once told a chick, I had a 10 inch penis, and once she saw it was 11....lol kidding. I think I've lied in every way, but one instance sticks out above them all. I was at a party for a solider returning from iraq, and this one smoking hot blonde was sitting be herself, so I went over and began talking. Long story short, I told her I was shipping out in two days, and I didn't want to die a virgin, NO LIES! The only thing was, she saw me at ruth chris' steak house the next week and didn't look very happy..........

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-22-2008, 12:32 PM

Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.

kmanrox · 02-22-2008, 12:40 PM

ok sure, i'll pay that price!

Penny24Seven · 02-22-2008, 12:44 PM

haha great thread, hard to pick the best one

Skillz Unlimited · 02-22-2008, 12:50 PM

"You know i care about you"

Jens Van Assterdam · 02-22-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

"You know i care about you"

haha thats a tough one

mrwilson · 02-22-2008, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

"I have cancer and will die tomorrow"

Sick, not funny.
I hope you get raped.

Wilbo · 02-22-2008, 12:58 PM

You may as well, I'm going to tell everyone you did any way.

Kard63 · 02-22-2008, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Don't worry I have another 8-ball at the house..

This was my favorite but I would be willing to use any of them except "i love you". If I said that I think I'd lose my mojo, lol.

TheAgent · 02-22-2008, 01:06 PM

I told her i was Black

gornyhuy · 02-22-2008, 01:08 PM

I played the sensitive guy who was just blown away by her "glow"...
She was hot, but mid 40s in a bar full of 22 year olds and obviously insecure because of it...

I played it perfectly that I wasn't interested in the super hot chicks all around me, but just kept focused on her and "embarrassed" that I found her so beautiful.

She ate that shit up with a spoon!

L-Pink · 02-22-2008, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twig

Thats fucked up. I really am getting sent. In about 2 weeks.

No shit? Take care man!

Scott McD · 02-22-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.

96ukssob · 02-22-2008, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.

nice

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