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I once told a chick, I had a 10 inch penis, and once she saw it was 11....lol kidding. I think I've lied in every way, but one instance sticks out above them all. I was at a party for a solider returning from iraq, and this one smoking hot blonde was sitting be herself, so I went over and began talking. Long story short, I told her I was shipping out in two days, and I didn't want to die a virgin, NO LIES! The only thing was, she saw me at ruth chris' steak house the next week and didn't look very happy..........
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