Whats the biggest lie you've said to get laid?
 

If you had too??

I don't think i've ever lied to get laid .. i never pull the i love you or play it up to be more then sex if that's what it is. i'm sure i played up myself a bit to get the girl interested but nothing outright ...

"I love you"

I have a gun and I'll use it.

Everyone tries it once.....

I am a virgin. :)

I promise i won't cum in your mouth

"I don't have aids"

"I will never die"

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i love you

Or course I'll call you

LOL AWESOME.

"I'm in the band"

"No, your much hotter than your friend"

I'm being sent to Afghanistan.

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:1orglaugh These are too funny. You guys are bad.

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I bet that one works like a motherfucker

"I have cancer and will die tomorrow"

ill make you famous

I am fag

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LOL - that's a good one...

hahaha, ladies don't spit

" Wanna Fuck or do I owe you an apology ".

It actually worked.


Ok, so its not a lie. Just a line. But you know.

I said...
' I dont like poo... '

ummmm....

"I Do"

I saw your boyfriend hookin up with some chick.

I'm married or my wifes waiting for me usually works.

"I am only going to put the tip in, you'll still be considered a virgin I promise."

Actually, I said my name was Larry Caruthers and that I owned a furniture store. I'm the furniture King of Mesa! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just got a blow job out of that though.

I like to pass around Sagi's biz card and tell them I am Sagi who works for Penthouse.

The card with the big red Penthouse written on the top works every time.

no im not on my period... haha eww...

dont be scared to get your cloth off.. iam 100% gay

Thats fucked up. I really am getting sent. In about 2 weeks.

I once told a chick, I had a 10 inch penis, and once she saw it was 11....lol kidding. I think I've lied in every way, but one instance sticks out above them all. I was at a party for a solider returning from iraq, and this one smoking hot blonde was sitting be herself, so I went over and began talking. Long story short, I told her I was shipping out in two days, and I didn't want to die a virgin, NO LIES! The only thing was, she saw me at ruth chris' steak house the next week and didn't look very happy..........

Don't worry, I got the money, you WILL get paid.

ok sure, i'll pay that price!

haha great thread, hard to pick the best one

"You know i care about you"

haha thats a tough one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sick, not funny.
I hope you get raped.

You may as well, I'm going to tell everyone you did any way.

This was my favorite but I would be willing to use any of them except "i love you". If I said that I think I'd lose my mojo, lol.

I told her i was Black

I played the sensitive guy who was just blown away by her "glow"...
She was hot, but mid 40s in a bar full of 22 year olds and obviously insecure because of it...

I played it perfectly that I wasn't interested in the super hot chicks all around me, but just kept focused on her and "embarrassed" that I found her so beautiful.

She ate that shit up with a spoon!

No shit? Take care man!

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