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Compdoctor · 02-21-2008, 02:24 PM

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" He said that she had.

With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

Twig · 02-21-2008, 02:31 PM

eh... Really didnt hit the spot. Can we get a joke and not an advertisement?

gimo33 · 02-21-2008, 02:32 PM

lol........

chelo - adultcopywriters · 02-21-2008, 02:48 PM

haha, I like it

Violetta · 02-21-2008, 02:54 PM

hehe... good one

Farang · 02-21-2008, 02:58 PM

hehehehehh

the alchemist · 02-21-2008, 03:11 PM

Hahaha nice one

Twig · 02-21-2008, 03:12 PM

ok, guess Im the only one who finds it boring. Nevermind then.

RedShoe · 02-21-2008, 03:13 PM

ok, man that's like 3 or 4 duds in a row. You lose your joke telling status. Either come up with original jokes, or at least filter your stolen jokes.

Maybe try posting just the funny ones.

jalami · 02-21-2008, 03:33 PM

Here's a shorter and funnier joke:
Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Compdoctor · 02-21-2008, 03:38 PM

You know TV is really simple, if you really don't like what is one the channel, you can just punch a number in that little remote and wham, there is something else.

needlive · 02-21-2008, 03:41 PM

that's nice

pornguy · 02-21-2008, 03:41 PM

I think that was actually for Delta

VeriSexy · 02-22-2008, 07:47 AM

That gave me a chuckle

Scott McD · 02-22-2008, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami

Here's a shorter and funnier joke:
Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

True that...

Satan · 02-22-2008, 07:57 AM

Thats a good one

sniperwolf · 02-22-2008, 01:12 PM

LOL! that was a good punch line!

funny one!

gornyhuy · 02-22-2008, 01:16 PM

Reminds me of the one back when there was a TWA...

The stewardess gets to dirty billy pushing the beverage cart...
"Would you like some TWA juice or TWA Coffee?"
"No, but I'd like some of your TWA Tea!"

02-21-2008, 02:24 PM	#1
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gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Reminds me of the one back when there was a TWA... The stewardess gets to dirty billy pushing the beverage cart... "Would you like some TWA juice or TWA Coffee?" "No, but I'd like some of your TWA Tea!" __________________ icq:159548293