Thursday's Joke
 

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" He said that she had.

With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

eh... Really didnt hit the spot. Can we get a joke and not an advertisement?

lol........

haha, I like it :thumbsup

hehe... good one

hehehehehh :1orglaugh

Hahaha nice one :1orglaugh

ok, guess Im the only one who finds it boring. Nevermind then.

ok, man that's like 3 or 4 duds in a row. You lose your joke telling status. Either come up with original jokes, or at least filter your stolen jokes.

Maybe try posting just the funny ones.

Here's a shorter and funnier joke:
Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

You know TV is really simple, if you really don't like what is one the channel, you can just punch a number in that little remote and wham, there is something else.

that's nice

I think that was actually for Delta

That gave me a chuckle

True that... :2 cents:

Thats a good one

LOL! that was a good punch line! :thumbsup

funny one! :1orglaugh

Reminds me of the one back when there was a TWA...

The stewardess gets to dirty billy pushing the beverage cart...
"Would you like some TWA juice or TWA Coffee?"
"No, but I'd like some of your TWA Tea!"