Midlife crisis - which car should I get for the cure? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

chymp · 02-14-2008, 06:21 PM

1981 Chevy Citation.

campimp · 02-14-2008, 06:22 PM

fuck dropping 100K on a car

spend 50K on a bad ass harley, and use the rest on the Aston Martin from banthis... best looking car in this thread in my opinion

JFK · 02-14-2008, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

Maker?
I am novice at sport cars

u 2 funny

JFK · 02-14-2008, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

The new Jaguar XF Cabrio will be hot.

sorry, but that absolutely fucking SUCKS for a Jag

NoComments · 02-14-2008, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

u 2 funny

The secret of my success is that nobody ever believed when I told the truth...just like when I said back in 1999 that I shave.

UVOVUN anyone?
;)

Julios, I honestly know NOTHING about sport cars.

dickchibbles · 02-14-2008, 06:31 PM

Okay A Mid Life Crisis Requires
1 Something With More Than 400 Horsepower

2 Something That Is Sleek And Streamlined

3 Something That Is Loud And Sounds Like The Roar Of A Lion

4 Something That Isn't A Ford

5 A Car The You Can Take Part Of The Roof Off So You Can Suntan Your Bald Spot On Your Head

6 Something That Is A 6 Speed

I Guess The Answer To Your Question Would Have To Be A 4th Generation Trans Am, Which Comes With The 6 Speed Transmission, T-tops, It's Sleek And Very Aerodynamic, Fast As All Hell, Will Not Be Beat By A Ford, Girls Will Give You Road Head When The Tops Are Off.

Hey It Worked For Me

candyflip · 02-14-2008, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

sorry, but that absolutely fucking SUCKS for a Jag

I love it and can't wait to trade mine in for one of these. Seems they're trying to attract the younger crowd.

Theo · 02-14-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

sorry, but that absolutely fucking SUCKS for a Jag

indeed,looks like kia

yuu.design · 02-14-2008, 07:02 PM

lol under 100k my friends , i would buy maserati!!! forza Italia!!!

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 02-14-2008, 07:11 PM

Corrvett is the shit

JFK · 02-14-2008, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I love it and can't wait to trade mine in for one of these. Seems they're trying to attract the younger crowd.

sorry man, but it looks like a downsized sebring,. I have owned Jags for the last umpteen yrs, but this design SUCKS

JFK · 02-14-2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

The secret of my success is that nobody ever believed when I told the truth...just like when I said back in 1999 that I shave.

UVOVUN anyone?
;)

Julios, I honestly know NOTHING about sport cars.

Serge, the Audi R8 is the newest, hottest, wheel in town, maches or exceeds the specs of the top marques and costs a lot less, if you can get it.

http://www.audicanada.ca/audi/ca/language_selector.html

NoComments · 02-14-2008, 08:48 PM

J,
2 problems:
1) it's over 100k
http://www.cars.com/go/configurator/...aff=n ational

2) bigger problem:
manual transmission

justinsain · 02-14-2008, 09:55 PM

A few more rides

BusterBunny · 02-14-2008, 10:11 PM

might be able to find a used monster truck for 100k or for another 50k you could hook up a new one

baddog · 02-14-2008, 11:49 PM

The perfect cure

JFK · 02-15-2008, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

J,
2 problems:
1) it's over 100k
http://www.cars.com/go/configurator/...aff=n ational

2) bigger problem:
manual transmission

ah, didnt know, you didnt drive standard

as for the price lease it, its easy monthly payments, then u give it back

Paper_Amar · 02-15-2008, 09:08 AM

how about a Porsche Cayman?

severe · 02-15-2008, 09:20 AM

the new nissan gt-r is a fucking beast, very pimp, fast
audi r8, a little more luxury, a little more streamlined, sounds like sex, mid engine rwd. (also audi rs fwd same motor, more practical than the r8 same motor)
lotus elise, perfect handling, a real drivers car.
ford gt40, (you can get a kit car also with any motor or config you want) no comfort, no practicallity.
m series beamers, for practicality and speed.

thats only scratching the surface. if u start considering older cars, or taking something like an evo and making it a beast, theres so many more options.

umm no manual? thats pointless, learn to drive stick or look for something with paddle shifters at least, if you want a "sports" car. automatic is lame.

Jman · 02-15-2008, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

The perfect cure

I am sorry but a hairy old man is NOT the perfect cure for midlife crisis

Bike · 02-15-2008, 09:46 AM

Forget all the other cars. There's only 1 brand that will put a smile on your face everytime you drive or look at one of their cars: Ferrari. It may sounds like a " small dick" car but forget about that for a minute, who cares what other people think of you anyway? Nothing under 100k sounds better than a Ferrari. Their cars aren't the fastest but they're fast enough (350hp-400hp is enough in my opinion). 600hp isn't more fun, you can't use it anyway and will only get you killed. It's not the speed that's so cool about a Ferrari IMO, it's the whole package; exhaust sound, handling, the vibe you feel when you accelerate hard etc.

I would try to get a F355 or a 360 modena if your budget allows you to spend that much. I've bought a 360 spider last week, that's even better IMO

Tom_PM · 02-15-2008, 09:57 AM

"Find your niche."

Sit in it before you decide. Let your buttocks be your guide, hehe

Peaches · 02-15-2008, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Serge, the Audi R8 is the newest, hottest, wheel in town, maches or exceeds the specs of the top marques and costs a lot less, if you can get it.

http://www.audicanada.ca/audi/ca/language_selector.html

That's the one I was thinking of! I didn't know it only came in standard. Serge, buy it and Sue will drive you around

(then I can borrow it when I come to visit and take care of MY midlife crisis

)

Blazed · 02-15-2008, 10:25 AM

What is it that happens in a mid life crisis? Do you start thinking oh i might die by 60 and get depressed or does your body just generally feel like shit or what?

dirtysouth · 02-15-2008, 10:33 AM

Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...

Jman · 02-15-2008, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtysouth

Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...

Pure Beauty.

pornguy · 02-15-2008, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Supposedly, there is a car in this picture:

ADG

Ha. You cant fool me. It must be a hotwheels or something.

NoComments · 02-15-2008, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by severe

umm no manual? thats pointless, learn to drive stick or look for something with paddle shifters at least, if you want a "sports" car. automatic is lame.

If I wanted to learn new tricks - that wouldn't be middle life crisis, don't you think, you genius!?

NoComments · 02-15-2008, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bike

Forget all the other cars. There's only 1 brand that will put a smile on your face everytime you drive or look at one of their cars: Ferrari. It may sounds like a " small dick" car but forget about that for a minute, who cares what other people think of you anyway? Nothing under 100k sounds better than a Ferrari. Their cars aren't the fastest but they're fast enough (350hp-400hp is enough in my opinion). 600hp isn't more fun, you can't use it anyway and will only get you killed. It's not the speed that's so cool about a Ferrari IMO, it's the whole package; exhaust sound, handling, the vibe you feel when you accelerate hard etc.

I would try to get a F355 or a 360 modena if your budget allows you to spend that much. I've bought a 360 spider last week, that's even better IMO

No can do,
Mojo bought Ferrari and he got divorced within 2 years,
Brad Shaw got Ferrari and he got married within 2 years
this car is a bad luck for webmasters

NoComments · 02-15-2008, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

That's the one I was thinking of! I didn't know it only came in standard. Serge, buy it and Sue will drive you around

(then I can borrow it when I come to visit and take care of MY midlife crisis

)

interestingly enough, we discussed that but had to rule it out -
I don't see how I can get blow jobs with her driving it!

Evil Chris · 02-15-2008, 10:55 AM

I seriously doubt you are going through a mid-life crisis NoComments.

NoComments · 02-15-2008, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed

What is it that happens in a mid life crisis? Do you start thinking oh i might die by 60 and get depressed or does your body just generally feel like shit or what?

When it hits you,
you start noticing old farts on the roads of South Florida driving nice cars and you ask yourself:
WHY NOT!?

LiveDose · 02-15-2008, 10:57 AM

Under 100k? Plenty!

NoComments · 02-15-2008, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

I seriously doubt you are going through a mid-life crisis NoComments.

of course not, but if I post that I troll my sig I'll be looked down by sig whores
;)

LiveDose · 02-15-2008, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtysouth

Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...

We need some pics when it is done. That sounds awesome.

Hazlewood · 02-15-2008, 11:00 AM

get an escalade and pimp it out

dirtysouth · 02-15-2008, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

We need some pics when it is done. That sounds awesome.

Bro I can't sleep at night thinking about it!

Will get pics up stat. It almost killed my mechanic coming off the flatbed Wednesday...no brakes + tons of rolling old tin = danger!

Mazuma Jason · 02-15-2008, 11:11 AM

Some sick rides here, but the Audi RS4's got my bank!

Fap · 02-15-2008, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dickchibbles

4 Something That Isn't A Ford

Umm...

justinsain · 02-15-2008, 12:41 PM

Here's a few more suggestions

Fap · 02-15-2008, 12:46 PM

Ermm he said 100k budget..

s9ann0 · 02-15-2008, 02:35 PM

don't buy a Z4 unless its the M version,

anything big like a M6 or a SL is classic midlife crisis material

In USA I think the corvette's are the best bang for your buck or S2000 if you only wanna spend $20-25k.

Mister E · 02-15-2008, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen

Mazda. Just look it up and check the specs.

Nissan actually...Infinity makes this version:

Mister E · 02-15-2008, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mazuma Jason

Some sick rides here, but the Audi RS4's got my bank!

Hey Jason, how ya doing man?

I agree: the Audi is sexy!

phasic · 02-15-2008, 02:57 PM

109k

Violetta · 02-15-2008, 03:17 PM

as long as its red and convertible, anything will do!

NoComments · 02-15-2008, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

as long as its red and convertible, anything will do!

I have the couch wich fits this description but I don't think it will do....

qwe · 02-15-2008, 04:12 PM

benz csl55amg
bmw 750li
bmw e92 m3
benz s550
bmw M5
porsche 911 turbo
range rover

take your pick

ADL Colin · 02-15-2008, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

The secret of my success is that nobody ever believed when I told the truth...just like when I said back in 1999 that I shave.

UVOVUN anyone?
;)
\

that is a fact

ADL Colin · 02-15-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwe

benz csl55amg
bmw 750li
bmw e92 m3
benz s550
bmw M5
porsche 911 turbo
range rover

take your pick

just drove an s550. serge, i would think this car is something you would like

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