Okay A Mid Life Crisis Requires
1 Something With More Than 400 Horsepower
2 Something That Is Sleek And Streamlined
3 Something That Is Loud And Sounds Like The Roar Of A Lion
4 Something That Isn't A Ford
5 A Car The You Can Take Part Of The Roof Off So You Can Suntan Your Bald Spot On Your Head
6 Something That Is A 6 Speed
I Guess The Answer To Your Question Would Have To Be A 4th Generation Trans Am, Which Comes With The 6 Speed Transmission, T-tops, It's Sleek And Very Aerodynamic, Fast As All Hell, Will Not Be Beat By A Ford, Girls Will Give You Road Head When The Tops Are Off.
the new nissan gt-r is a fucking beast, very pimp, fast
audi r8, a little more luxury, a little more streamlined, sounds like sex, mid engine rwd. (also audi rs fwd same motor, more practical than the r8 same motor)
lotus elise, perfect handling, a real drivers car.
ford gt40, (you can get a kit car also with any motor or config you want) no comfort, no practicallity.
m series beamers, for practicality and speed.
thats only scratching the surface. if u start considering older cars, or taking something like an evo and making it a beast, theres so many more options.
umm no manual? thats pointless, learn to drive stick or look for something with paddle shifters at least, if you want a "sports" car. automatic is lame.
Forget all the other cars. There's only 1 brand that will put a smile on your face everytime you drive or look at one of their cars: Ferrari. It may sounds like a " small dick" car but forget about that for a minute, who cares what other people think of you anyway? Nothing under 100k sounds better than a Ferrari. Their cars aren't the fastest but they're fast enough (350hp-400hp is enough in my opinion). 600hp isn't more fun, you can't use it anyway and will only get you killed. It's not the speed that's so cool about a Ferrari IMO, it's the whole package; exhaust sound, handling, the vibe you feel when you accelerate hard etc.
I would try to get a F355 or a 360 modena if your budget allows you to spend that much. I've bought a 360 spider last week, that's even better IMO
That's the one I was thinking of! I didn't know it only came in standard. Serge, buy it and Sue will drive you around (then I can borrow it when I come to visit and take care of MY midlife crisis )
What is it that happens in a mid life crisis? Do you start thinking oh i might die by 60 and get depressed or does your body just generally feel like shit or what?
Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...
Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...
umm no manual? thats pointless, learn to drive stick or look for something with paddle shifters at least, if you want a "sports" car. automatic is lame.
If I wanted to learn new tricks - that wouldn't be middle life crisis, don't you think, you genius!?
Forget all the other cars. There's only 1 brand that will put a smile on your face everytime you drive or look at one of their cars: Ferrari. It may sounds like a " small dick" car but forget about that for a minute, who cares what other people think of you anyway? Nothing under 100k sounds better than a Ferrari. Their cars aren't the fastest but they're fast enough (350hp-400hp is enough in my opinion). 600hp isn't more fun, you can't use it anyway and will only get you killed. It's not the speed that's so cool about a Ferrari IMO, it's the whole package; exhaust sound, handling, the vibe you feel when you accelerate hard etc.
I would try to get a F355 or a 360 modena if your budget allows you to spend that much. I've bought a 360 spider last week, that's even better IMO
No can do,
Mojo bought Ferrari and he got divorced within 2 years,
Brad Shaw got Ferrari and he got married within 2 years this car is a bad luck for webmasters
That's the one I was thinking of! I didn't know it only came in standard. Serge, buy it and Sue will drive you around (then I can borrow it when I come to visit and take care of MY midlife crisis )
interestingly enough, we discussed that but had to rule it out -
I don't see how I can get blow jobs with her driving it!
What is it that happens in a mid life crisis? Do you start thinking oh i might die by 60 and get depressed or does your body just generally feel like shit or what?
When it hits you,
you start noticing old farts on the roads of South Florida driving nice cars and you ask yourself:
WHY NOT!?
Fuck all the new garbage! Here's what is getting me through my MLC. This one isn't mine as my 51' is a Roadmaster Sedan but this is what I'm modeling it after. Roof & wheels are being shot Sublime Green. Should have it back with a fresh rebuild of the Fireball Straight 8 early next week. Next is flame throwers...
We need some pics when it is done. That sounds awesome.
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