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Amputate Your Head · 10-05-2002, 08:54 PM

There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

The signs are everywhere....

1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

we're all fuckin' doomed.

DrewKole · 10-05-2002, 08:55 PM

=( I expected more from ya.

Amputate Your Head · 10-05-2002, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
=( I expected more from ya.

try lowering your expectations.

FlyingIguana · 10-05-2002, 08:57 PM

if cable companies go to per use, dsl providers will make a killing when everyone wants to switch.

Amputate Your Head · 10-05-2002, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
if cable companies go to per use, dsl providers will make a killing when everyone wants to switch.

not necessarily..... DSL is not available on the scope that cable is... there are extreme limitations. Physical limitations.... DSL is not even an option for most.

DrewKole · 10-05-2002, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
=( I expected more from ya.

Done.

SpeakEasy · 10-05-2002, 09:01 PM

You forgot to add, .....Innocent people in Maryland are being stalked and shot down in the streets on a daily basis. Probabally by a fuck wad that cant afford the new Visa Fees??

Amputate Your Head · 10-05-2002, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Done.

you quoted yourself..... I expected more from you. =(

AaronM · 10-05-2002, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.

I gotta tell ya...I personally have no problem with Serge. He has always been good to me...BUT....THAT is some funny shit.

DrewKole · 10-05-2002, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

you quoted yourself..... I expected more from you. =(

So did I. =(

cherrylula · 10-05-2002, 09:06 PM

Don't forget about when people start tilting their heads to the side when they smile. That means we're really fucked.

( :

FATPad · 10-05-2002, 09:08 PM

theking · 10-05-2002, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

The signs are everywhere....

1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

we're all fuckin' doomed.

Beer supply must be good again as it is not on the list.

theking · 10-05-2002, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
=( I expected more from ya.

Ahhh.....DrewlKoke is disappointed.

cherrylula · 10-05-2002, 11:30 PM

Honeyslut · 10-05-2002, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

I gotta tell ya...I personally have no problem with Serge. He has always been good to me...BUT....THAT is some funny shit.

Yeah, Serge is nice to me, too .

Saruman · 10-06-2002, 12:12 AM

Yeah, the end is fucking near

steffie · 10-06-2002, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by SpeakEasy
You forgot to add, .....Innocent people in Maryland are being stalked and shot down in the streets on a daily basis. Probabally by a fuck wad that cant afford the new Visa Fees??

I live in Frederick Maryland,, and I actually thought about the fact that their is some guy out there who Visa has fucked over and now he cannot get his rebills because he can't come up with the money, or he doesn't want his name on a credit card statement

urgh

pimplink · 10-06-2002, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.

Ive been out of the loop recently. Please enlighten me re Serge being a "thief". Didn't he run a click brokerage outfit...cotac or something like that?

sherie · 10-06-2002, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by theking

Ahhh.....DrewlKoke is disappointed.

DrewlKole?! You drooling over him too?

eru · 10-06-2002, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

The signs are everywhere....

1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

we're all fuckin' doomed.

11. The night of the living dead<b>:</b> Pathfinder returns (?)

Rocky · 10-06-2002, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by eru

11. The night of the living dead<b>:</b> Pathfinder returns (?)

RedShoe · 10-06-2002, 02:08 AM

cat · 10-06-2002, 02:44 AM

you forgot one:

11. amputate your head has lost his believe in mankind

btw i did not (yet)

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	The end is near There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near. The signs are everywhere.... 1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything. 2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay. 3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access. 4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief. 5. The Big 3 processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass. 6. The sun will explode at any given moment. 7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man. 8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot. 9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk. 10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world. we're all fuckin' doomed. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Don't forget about when people start tilting their heads to the side when they smile. That means we're really fucked. ( :

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cat Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: europe Posts: 493	you forgot one: 11. amputate your head has lost his believe in mankind btw i did not (yet)