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Amputate Your Head 10-05-2002 08:54 PM

The end is near
 
There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

The signs are everywhere....

1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

we're all fuckin' doomed. :glugglug

DrewKole 10-05-2002 08:55 PM

=( I expected more from ya.

Amputate Your Head 10-05-2002 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
=( I expected more from ya.
try lowering your expectations. :glugglug

FlyingIguana 10-05-2002 08:57 PM

if cable companies go to per use, dsl providers will make a killing when everyone wants to switch.

Amputate Your Head 10-05-2002 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
if cable companies go to per use, dsl providers will make a killing when everyone wants to switch.
not necessarily..... DSL is not available on the scope that cable is... there are extreme limitations. Physical limitations.... DSL is not even an option for most.

DrewKole 10-05-2002 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
=( I expected more from ya.
Done.

SpeakEasy 10-05-2002 09:01 PM

You forgot to add, .....Innocent people in Maryland are being stalked and shot down in the streets on a daily basis. Probabally by a fuck wad that cant afford the new Visa Fees??

Amputate Your Head 10-05-2002 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole


Done.

you quoted yourself..... I expected more from you. =(

AaronM 10-05-2002 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.

I gotta tell ya...I personally have no problem with Serge. He has always been good to me...BUT....THAT is some funny shit. :1orglaugh

DrewKole 10-05-2002 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

you quoted yourself..... I expected more from you. =(

So did I. =(

cherrylula 10-05-2002 09:06 PM

Don't forget about when people start tilting their heads to the side when they smile. That means we're really fucked.

( :

FATPad 10-05-2002 09:08 PM

http://www.fatpad.com/smileys/endisnear.gif

theking 10-05-2002 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

The signs are everywhere....

1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

we're all fuckin' doomed. :glugglug

Beer supply must be good again as it is not on the list. :)

theking 10-05-2002 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
=( I expected more from ya.
Ahhh.....DrewlKoke is disappointed. :winkwink:

cherrylula 10-05-2002 11:30 PM

<img src=http://filebox.vt.edu/users/eweiner/Dermot%20Beer%20Hold.jpg>

Honeyslut 10-05-2002 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


I gotta tell ya...I personally have no problem with Serge. He has always been good to me...BUT....THAT is some funny shit. :1orglaugh

Yeah, Serge is nice to me, too .

:)

Saruman 10-06-2002 12:12 AM

Yeah, the end is fucking near :thumbsup

steffie 10-06-2002 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpeakEasy
You forgot to add, .....Innocent people in Maryland are being stalked and shot down in the streets on a daily basis. Probabally by a fuck wad that cant afford the new Visa Fees??
I live in Frederick Maryland,, and I actually thought about the fact that their is some guy out there who Visa has fucked over and now he cannot get his rebills because he can't come up with the money, or he doesn't want his name on a credit card statement

urgh

pimplink 10-06-2002 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.


Ive been out of the loop recently. Please enlighten me re Serge being a "thief". Didn't he run a click brokerage outfit...cotac or something like that?

sherie 10-06-2002 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Ahhh.....DrewlKoke is disappointed. :winkwink:

DrewlKole?! You drooling over him too?:thumbsup

eru 10-06-2002 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.

The signs are everywhere....

1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.

we're all fuckin' doomed. :glugglug

11. The night of the living dead<b>:</b> Pathfinder returns (?)

Rocky 10-06-2002 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru


11. The night of the living dead<b>:</b> Pathfinder returns (?)

:1orglaugh

RedShoe 10-06-2002 02:08 AM

lol

cat 10-06-2002 02:44 AM

you forgot one:

11. amputate your head has lost his believe in mankind



btw i did not (yet)


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