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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
There is no doubt in my mind.... the end is near.
The signs are everywhere....
1. Visa is now the main pimp daddy controlling everything.
2. Paypal was absorbed by Ebay.
3. Cable companies will start charging on a per-use basis for Internet access.
4. Serge is revered as a hero for being a successful thief.
5. The *Big 3* processors that had the adult Internet world in their hands have dry fucked their own clients in the ass.
6. The sun will explode at any given moment.
7. Michael Jackson has completed his transformation to a white man.
8. Fish can now speak fluent English, yet Serge still cannot.
9. A backstreet boy has a mohawk.
10. In 2 years the entire planet will live in a virtual AOL environmental bubble and say things like "lol" on a regularly accepted basis even in the physical world.
we're all fuckin' doomed. 
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Beer supply must be good again as it is not on the list.
