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Old 02-10-2008, 02:07 PM   #1
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I've been fired because... (pic)
... I failed their crappy drug test.



WTF is that Opi shit anyway

until I find a new job. fuck that I'll pop a few vicodins
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:11 PM   #2
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Opi short for Opium (ie Heroine). Man you take alot of drugs dude
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:13 PM   #3
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What is AMP?
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:14 PM   #4
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I'm sure it was the poppy seeds bagels I ate in the morning
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:17 PM   #5
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:17 PM   #6
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those must be some killer bagels
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:19 PM   #7
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What is AMP?
Amphetamine...

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Old 02-10-2008, 02:24 PM   #8
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I'm sure it was the poppy seeds bagels I ate in the morning
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:26 PM   #9
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great test results here, congrats
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:29 PM   #10
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What happend? Did you run out of opiates?
It seems to be positive for opiates only. Or am I missing something?
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:34 PM   #11
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what was the job?
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:39 PM   #12
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what was the job?
Driving heavy machinery. I could drive a 20 wheelers on a few lines of Ketamine. It just sucks when the trailer is loaded and the Khole kicks in
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:41 PM   #13
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Old 02-10-2008, 02:43 PM   #14
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:04 PM   #15
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What is AMP?
Amphetamines
Cocaine
Ecstacy
Meth
Opiates
PCP
Marijuana

Those are the things the home tests can detect. Note that it says preliminary positive as well. They still need to further confirm it.
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:06 PM   #16
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That's just the Corp. attorney approved method of firing homos.
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:06 PM   #17
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So from what im reading in this thread i'm really in the shit ?????

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Old 02-10-2008, 03:09 PM   #18
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damn... I have never seen a test like that before
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:12 PM   #19
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... I failed their crappy drug test.



WTF is that Opi shit anyway

until I find a new job. fuck that I'll pop a few vicodins
If this is not trolling, i'll give you an helpful hint.

You CAN test positive to opiates if you eat bagels with poppy seeds. Check out the mythbusters episode.
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:17 PM   #20
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:18 PM   #21
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So from what im reading in this thread i'm really in the shit ?????
lol

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Old 02-10-2008, 03:20 PM   #22
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So from what im reading in this thread i'm really in the shit ?????
thats not abuse....thats just good livin
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Old 02-10-2008, 04:26 PM   #23
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Damn, that sucks.
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Old 02-10-2008, 04:32 PM   #24
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Old 02-10-2008, 04:32 PM   #25
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Opi short for Opium (ie Heroine). Man you take alot of drugs dude
He tested positive for opiates only, not a lot of drugs.
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Old 02-10-2008, 05:51 PM   #26
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You drive heavy machinery fucked out of your head??
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Old 02-10-2008, 06:28 PM   #27
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Old 02-10-2008, 06:40 PM   #28
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lol @ the peeps that didn't look at the legend for what the results actually mean.
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Old 02-10-2008, 07:48 PM   #29
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You drive heavy machinery fucked out of your head??
Yup, last time I was carrying 12,000 pounds (or 5.44 metric ton) of metal rods high on two Tylenol, you know the red ones, wholy shit from Dallas to NY to Chicago then back in Oregon


(this thread is a joke, this ain't my piss test, I didn't get fired, carry on, see sig ( and make money)
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Old 02-10-2008, 07:57 PM   #30
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