I've been fired because... (pic)
 

... I failed their crappy drug test. :Oh crap

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...8/100_1495.jpg

WTF is that Opi shit anyway :eyecrazy

until I find a new job. fuck that :321GFY I'll pop a few vicodins:Buck:

Opi short for Opium (ie Heroine). Man you take alot of drugs dude :)

What is AMP?

I'm sure it was the poppy seeds bagels I ate in the morning:mad:

hahahahaa

those must be some killer bagels:rasta

Amphetamine... :eek2

ADG

sue! :mad:

great test results here, congrats

It seems to be positive for opiates only. Or am I missing something?

what was the job?

Driving heavy machinery. I could drive a 20 wheelers on a few lines of Ketamine. It just sucks when the trailer is loaded and the Khole kicks in:helpme

http://www.headshopsupply.com/images...ne-testing.jpg

ADG

Dope is for dopes

Amphetamines
Cocaine
Ecstacy
Meth
Opiates
PCP
Marijuana

Those are the things the home tests can detect. Note that it says preliminary positive as well. They still need to further confirm it.

That's just the Corp. attorney approved method of firing homos.

So from what im reading in this thread i'm really in the shit ?????:helpme:helpme

http://www.anicepair.com/images/mytest.jpg

damn... I have never seen a test like that before

If this is not trolling, i'll give you an helpful hint.

You CAN test positive to opiates if you eat bagels with poppy seeds. Check out the mythbusters episode.

ouch ...I'm sorry for you

lol

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thats not abuse....thats just good livin:thumbsup

Damn, that sucks.

Drugs are bad, mkay

He tested positive for opiates only, not a lot of drugs.

You drive heavy machinery fucked out of your head??

You passed with flying colors....... If you are a rock star

lol @ the peeps that didn't look at the legend for what the results actually mean.

Yup, last time I was carrying 12,000 pounds (or 5.44 metric ton) of metal rods high on two Tylenol, you know the red ones, wholy shit :eyecrazy from Dallas to NY to Chicago then back in Oregon :eyecrazy


(this thread is a joke, this ain't my piss test, I didn't get fired, carry on, see sig ( and make money)

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