Hottie or Nottie?!? Paris Hilton's New Movie BOMBS!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-09-2008, 11:40 PM

TMZ:

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According to Fantasy Moguls, Paris' movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie," opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It's anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day weekend.

NY Times Review:

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One would think that after increasingly embarrassing forays into reality television, the Internet and the penitentiary, Paris Hilton might have taken a moment to reflect on her choices. Or perhaps not: with “The Hottie & the Nottie” Ms. Hilton proves yet again that introspection — not to mention shame — is as alien to her as a life without paparazzi.

Custom designed for its smirking star (who is also an executive producer), this tasteless train wreck asks only that she preen and prance on cue. As Cristabel Abbott, half of the film’s title and the entirety of its purpose, Ms. Hilton plays a Los Angeles magnet to a variety of drooling stalkers. Chief among these is Nate (Joel David Moore), a needy nerd whose adoration flowered in first grade and stubbornly resists the evidence of his bathroom mirror.

Before Nate can claim his prize, however, he must find someone willing to deflower Cristabel’s best friend, June (Christine Lakin), a sweetheart buried beneath a crusty coating of plaque, eczema and toenail fungus. But while Heidi Ferrer’s script feigns interest in June’s inner beauty, the camera creeps beneath Cristabel’s swimsuit and hangs on her every word. “A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers,” she pants.

Hallmark, eat your heart out.

Paris should stick to porn...

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tony286 · 02-09-2008, 11:45 PM

your surprised? lol

reyz007 · 02-09-2008, 11:46 PM

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she is hot hot hot ! :D
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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-10-2008, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

your surprised? lol

Not surprised - just trying to see how a thread with Paris Hilton in the title fares against a thread with actual exclusive nekkid Asian hotties...

"Chinese Double Fun" thread...

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stev0 · 02-10-2008, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Think they made that girl beside her look super ugly so that Paris would look hot by comparison?

mrwilson · 02-10-2008, 02:45 AM

i'd still hit it (paris)
Just to say i've been there, then move on to her friend nicole and finish off with her mum.

Zorgman · 02-10-2008, 02:52 AM

Paris is an attention seeking whore. that's all!

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Attention Whore
Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.

DVTimes · 02-10-2008, 03:51 AM

Please note:

Paris is great. I love her. One day I will marry her.

No more to be said.

fuzzylogic · 02-10-2008, 05:35 AM

i love watching her when she's on letterman. she is a trip lol

spunky99 · 02-10-2008, 06:08 AM

is anyone shocked by this?

Enemator · 02-10-2008, 06:25 AM

OMFG...I thought that was a fake!

dakota1358 · 02-10-2008, 08:01 AM

Only good part of this thread is the naked asians

Michaelious · 02-10-2008, 11:06 AM

Paris is a mongo, they should put her in a zoo or a gents toilet, she can blow my wet hands dry!

D · 02-10-2008, 11:14 AM

I LOL'ed at the NY Times review.

nikki99 · 02-10-2008, 01:42 PM

that´s hot

minddust · 02-10-2008, 01:44 PM

17 bucks the first day

beat that Jessica!

Dirty F · 02-10-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Not surprised - just trying to see how a thread with Paris Hilton in the title fares against a thread with actual exclusive nekkid Asian hotties...

"Chinese Double Fun" thread...

ADG

You need to photoshop it some more man...they still look 5% human.

DavieVegas · 02-10-2008, 03:24 PM

this is a surprise to you people?????????? she even had a shitty home porn....shes worthless

dav3 · 02-10-2008, 03:32 PM

mediocre looks and a shit-load of money, and you can make your very own failure of a movie!

pornguy · 02-10-2008, 03:34 PM

Paris just needs someone to write her a good story to be in.

mrthumbs · 02-10-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Not surprised - just trying to see how a thread with Paris Hilton in the title fares against a thread with actual exclusive nekkid Asian hotties...

"Chinese Double Fun" thread...

ADG

just fucking great.. the nottie and the nottie

02-10-2008, 03:38 PM

i actually saw the co-star on fox news last night and in real life she is 1000000X hotter than Paris....

Dirty F · 02-10-2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

just fucking great.. the nottie and the nottie

Bojangles · 02-10-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LilBro

i actually saw the co-star on fox news last night and in real life she is 1000000X hotter than Paris....

That doesn't surprise me.

Her name is Christine Lakin: http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...Images& gbv=2

Fap · 02-10-2008, 08:08 PM

how did you not see that comingq

sicone · 02-10-2008, 08:10 PM

Havent even heard of the movie

Spunky · 02-10-2008, 08:13 PM

I think it's called over exposure..people are getting tired of hearing about her..not surprised

Xrated J · 02-10-2008, 08:16 PM

ive never even heard of this

Christina Muller · 02-11-2008, 12:07 AM

I saw a interview last week,the studio said it didnt expect to make any money with this movie at the box office but said combined over time with dvd sales and later tv rights it would still be a good earning movie.

The bottom line now seems to be,its ok to make bad movies just keep the budget lowish and you will make $$$$ with all the different media sales.

VeriSexy · 02-11-2008, 03:30 AM

So what else is new?

EuroRev_Stacey · 02-11-2008, 04:49 AM

Her name is no longer exciting to hear unlike before, maybe because of the different massive intrigues she has been to!

Phil · 02-11-2008, 06:29 AM

that "ugly" girl is twice as hot as that skank hilton. I saw her n E! this weekend.. very hot girl.

carol.prime · 02-11-2008, 07:56 AM

oh that's really sad. i pity the person who produced the movie. well, she/he lost lots of money. poor paris.

TheStout · 02-11-2008, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dakota1358

Only good part of this thread is the naked asians

I wish it was a fake...I was one of the unfortunate 76 to actually see the movie. It was awesome...Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

Kevsh · 02-11-2008, 10:10 AM

They should have taken a page out of the Cloverfield book on pre-hype ... Commercials that tease without showing the "hottie", and you only find out who it is when you see the movie (of course, I'd suspect a lot of refunds within seconds of realizing it's Paris).

SykkBoy · 02-11-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Christina Muller

The bottom line now seems to be,its ok to make bad movies just keep the budget lowish and you will make $$$$ with all the different media sales.

Kinda like the porn biz ;-)

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