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Amputate Your Head · 10-05-2002, 02:08 AM

...that just days after the bombshell, literally thousands of webmasters have already moved over to Globill. I guess the master plan by the *Big 3* to keep us in the dark until the last minute in hopes of everyone blindly accepting their fate and sticking it out has backfired in an unprecedented mass webmaster exodus....

maybe us webmasters aren't as dumb as we look.

ControlThy · 10-05-2002, 02:10 AM

I am still at IBILL.

Problem is that some of our scripting will not work with Globill...

Squishy · 10-05-2002, 02:11 AM

I fuckin' love you, man! Drink drink drink with Uncle Squishy!

Amputate Your Head · 10-05-2002, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by Squishy
I fuckin' love you, man! Drink drink drink with Uncle Squishy!

cheers brother Squishmeister... I hear you're quite the pimpin' DJ these days too!

Squishy · 10-05-2002, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

cheers brother Squishmeister... I hear you're quite the pimpin' DJ these days too!

It's because I pull out my cock 'n balls on stage.

Amputate Your Head · 10-05-2002, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Squishy

It's because I pull out my cock 'n balls on stage.

that'll do it every time...

Brown Bear · 10-05-2002, 02:15 AM

Sucks to be IBill. They should get some merchant banks in other countries.

Pornwolf · 10-05-2002, 02:23 AM

It sucks to be a third party processor. Their way of life is about to change dramatically.

OnTime · 10-05-2002, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
...that just days after the bombshell, literally thousands of webmasters have already moved over to Globill. I guess the master plan by the *Big 3* to keep us in the dark until the last minute in hopes of everyone blindly accepting their fate and sticking it out has backfired in an unprecedented mass webmaster exodus....

maybe us webmasters aren't as dumb as we look.

Fuck. For real?

ADL Colin · 10-05-2002, 04:08 AM

"maybe us webmasters aren't as dumb as we look."

Cause we look so dumb.

Maybe we should start a poll. Would have to attach pics of ourselves so everyone could vote on how dumb we look.

B.Diker · 10-05-2002, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy
I fuckin' love you, man! Drink drink drink with Uncle Squishy!

it semms you fuckin love everyone my JESUS dude

Mutt · 10-05-2002, 04:13 AM

yeah you are as dumb as you look Amputate.

Serge is awake i think, start pissing with him, i like to watch Serge play with his ball of yarn.

Lemmings who jump on board GloBill's ship before getting all the information they need to make an educated decision are MORONS.

sidsel · 10-05-2002, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ControlThy
I am still at IBILL.

Problem is that some of our scripting will not work with Globill...

Same reason I'm still at IBill...

Do PSW allow any passthrough variables?

Tipsy · 10-05-2002, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
yeah you are as dumb as you look Amputate.

Serge is awake i think, start pissing with him, i like to watch Serge play with his ball of yarn.

Lemmings who jump on board GloBill's ship before getting all the information they need to make an educated decision are MORONS.

So are those happy to sit there and be shafted up the ass by the other 3 companies and slag off another that has only ever been professional in their approch to business for many years now. The information for the most part is there - the problem is many are 'MORONS' and simply can't understand it

andi_germany · 10-05-2002, 04:32 AM

I don't know how dumb you look but lets look at some facts:

The big 3 processors kept the truth from us for a couple of month to keep people in line but they have worked with us for years. I am pissed but I know them for over 7 years.

Glo-Bill comes here and tells us well we don't do this shit. You sign up and give them your money. They knew as long as the others and just took messures to get a big market share but choose also not to tell anyone.

I looked at Glo_bill and I find them rather a startup company than an established processor. I don't even find any terms and conditions during the initial sign up process.

I think rather looking for a week or 2 and see how things are going and then choosing a processor might be the smartest move. We haven't even seen the requirements for the big processors and you already jumb ship. If might be smart or it might be dumb but without real solid information that I suspect next week to come in I would feel dumb to use a biller that simply uses smart talk here. Any con in the world would be able to smart talk. SO I rather run it a little careful.

Gizzy · 10-05-2002, 04:35 AM

well I am not going to comment "as dumb as we are" statement, but if you really think globill is going to be exempt then you may not be real bright.
People with merchant accounts have been paying this fee for awhile now, now the big third processors are making everyone else pay them. if ccbill and ibill are not special I dont know why you would think gobill is going to be special. just looks like you fell for their advertising gimmick is all.

quiet · 10-05-2002, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Gizzy
[B]well I am not going to comment "as dumb as we are" statement

huh? we're all idiots.

Serge_Oprano · 10-05-2002, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
...that just days after the bombshell, literally thousands of webmasters have already moved over to Globill. I guess the master plan by the *Big 3* to keep us in the dark until the last minute in hopes of everyone blindly accepting their fate and sticking it out has backfired in an unprecedented mass webmaster exodus....

maybe us webmasters aren't as dumb as we look.

Yesterday I went to my favorite restaurant with my broker.

The waiter overheard our conversation and introduced himself as a former stock broker.

I see lots of webmasters taking similar jobs in the near future.

Adult revenues follow the Dow Jones Industrials with a 1 year delay and I think the major drop in revenues is just around the corner.

Amutate,
wink at me when you wait at my table and I'll make sure that your tip is above average.

jimmyf · 10-05-2002, 05:29 AM

Am just glad I'm not a non USA paysite owner Right now.. The new regulations "MAY" eliminate some competition for paysite's in the "short run". Poeple will find other ways of doing business. And the business they loose they will get it back PLUS. Think about it, say a small guy was charging $ 20.00 per month... After they find a way around the new Visa Reg.'s or with out Visa... How do you think they are going to get that business back... I'll tell you how...That $20.00 per month will go to $15.00 per month.

ControlThy · 10-05-2002, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sidsel

Same reason I'm still at IBill...

Do PSW allow any passthrough variables?

Our programmer will probably be able to change our scripts to accept Globill's setup.

We tried PSWBilling before but their system is not too compatible with external scripts.

funkmaster · 10-05-2002, 06:30 AM

" Adult revenues follow the Dow Jones Industrials with a 1 year delay and I think the major drop in revenues is just around the corner. "

... from my point of view, it more looks like you were 2 years ahead of the DOW JONES ...

funkmaster · 10-05-2002, 06:32 AM

... sorry man, just couldn´t resist ... but that waiter story ... to right you see many of dot boms working in restaurants now ...

Krome · 10-05-2002, 07:02 AM

Quote:

I looked at Glo_bill and I find them rather a startup company than an established processor.

Globill is a big operation and has been in the business for years...I call any company that has been in business for over 3 years established. I can name several very big sites that use Globill.

kmanrox · 10-05-2002, 07:21 AM

Paycom and CCBill are business as usual from what I understand.
Epoch is on top of shit, as always.

Brujah · 10-05-2002, 07:28 AM

Don't dismiss how important it is to see how companies treat you or handle you during a major change like this. It's not very surprising that many EPOCH customers especially would be looking to get the fuck outta there.

GloBill still seems to be treating its customers profesionally, and coming across as interested in working something out rather than taking the "bend over and take it" attitude being presented by others.

vegasdude · 10-05-2002, 08:40 AM

the requirement of webmasters needing to setup "camp" in the states is illegal and its only a matter of time before they have to change this rule..... but it still sux

AMP you got my message yesterdaY?

Vegas

Honeyslut · 10-05-2002, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy

It's because I pull out my cock 'n balls on stage.

Very interesting !

Honeyslut · 10-05-2002, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Yesterday I went to my favorite restaurant with my broker.

The waiter overheard our conversation and introduced himself as a former stock broker.

I see lots of webmasters taking similar jobs in the near future.

Adult revenues follow the Dow Jones Industrials with a 1 year delay and I think the major drop in revenues is just around the corner.

Amutate,
wink at me when you wait at my table and I'll make sure that your tip is above average.

I was going to hit the streets Serge baby !

boneprone · 10-05-2002, 09:07 AM

Jesus Dialer

Serge_Oprano · 10-05-2002, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut

I was going to hit the streets Serge baby !

don't forget to WINK ..twice!
;-)

theking · 10-05-2002, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut

I was going to hit the streets Serge baby !

If you did that, you would be rich in less than a year.

Amputate Your Head · 10-05-2002, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
yeah you are as dumb as you look Amputate.

I'll take that as a condiment glamour boy.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Serge is awake i think, start pissing with him, i like to watch Serge play with his ball of yarn.

Serge bores me.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Lemmings who jump on board GloBill's ship before getting all the information they need to make an educated decision are MORONS.

And the blind followers of 3 big companies that form a coop to fuck webmasters and threaten their own clients, deserve every bit of the ass raping they are getting by them.

Serge_Oprano · 10-05-2002, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Mutt
Serge is awake i think, start pissing with him, i like to watch Serge play with his ball of yarn.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Serge bores me.
************************************

ahahahhaahhahaah,
it's OK,
because you amuse me,
like a clown and I have my toy to play now ad infinum
;-)

I always getting amused by watching the defenders of the proletariat dance their dances
;-))

Thanks GOD of Capitalism that amputates of this world are penniless and "blinds leading blinds"
;-))

Honeyslut · 10-05-2002, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking

If you did that, you would be rich in less than a year.

I am having a hard time believing you are Pathfinder the way you flirt ! Is that a ploy ?

Honeyslut · 10-05-2002, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
yeah you are as dumb as you look Amputate.

Serge is awake i think, start pissing with him, i like to watch Serge play with his ball of yarn.

Lemmings who jump on board GloBill's ship before getting all the information they need to make an educated decision are MORONS.

I have been with them since I started my sites ! Does that make me an oxi-moron ?

hehehehe

theking · 10-05-2002, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut

I am having a hard time believing you are Pathfinder the way you flirt ! Is that a ploy ?

My dad was a happily married man and was married for about 36 years. I seriously doubt that he ever fooled around with another woman, during that period of time. I am not married now (I don't ever intend to get married again) and I do not have the same moral standards as my dad did. That is one reason I have had more than one wife

theking · 10-05-2002, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut

I have been with them since I started my sites ! Does that make me an oxi-moron ?

hehehehe

With your looks you can be whatever you want to be.

Honeyslut · 10-05-2002, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking

My dad was a happily married man and was married for about 36 years. I seriously doubt that he ever fooled around with another woman, during that period of time. I am not married now (I don't ever intend to get married again) and I do not have the same moral standards as my dad did. That is one reason I have had more than one wife

Oh, you are just a normal guy..

theking · 10-05-2002, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut

Oh, you are just a normal guy..

I guess I am.

Or, I guess I am.

10-05-2002, 02:08 AM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Rumor has it... ...that just days after the bombshell, literally thousands of webmasters have already moved over to Globill. I guess the master plan by the Big 3 to keep us in the dark until the last minute in hopes of everyone blindly accepting their fate and sticking it out has backfired in an unprecedented mass webmaster exodus.... maybe us webmasters aren't as dumb as we look. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

10-05-2002, 02:15 AM	#7
Brown Bear Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,982	Sucks to be IBill. They should get some merchant banks in other countries. __________________ Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

10-05-2002, 02:23 AM	#8
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	It sucks to be a third party processor. Their way of life is about to change dramatically. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

10-05-2002, 04:08 AM	#10
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	"maybe us webmasters aren't as dumb as we look." Cause we look so dumb. Maybe we should start a poll. Would have to attach pics of ourselves so everyone could vote on how dumb we look. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

10-05-2002, 04:13 AM	#12
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	yeah you are as dumb as you look Amputate. Serge is awake i think, start pissing with him, i like to watch Serge play with his ball of yarn. Lemmings who jump on board GloBill's ship before getting all the information they need to make an educated decision are MORONS. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

10-05-2002, 02:10 AM	#2
ControlThy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,909	I am still at IBILL. Problem is that some of our scripting will not work with Globill...

10-05-2002, 02:11 AM	#3
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I fuckin' love you, man! Drink drink drink with Uncle Squishy!

10-05-2002, 04:32 AM	#15
andi_germany Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Germany Posts: 768	I don't know how dumb you look but lets look at some facts: The big 3 processors kept the truth from us for a couple of month to keep people in line but they have worked with us for years. I am pissed but I know them for over 7 years. Glo-Bill comes here and tells us well we don't do this shit. You sign up and give them your money. They knew as long as the others and just took messures to get a big market share but choose also not to tell anyone. I looked at Glo_bill and I find them rather a startup company than an established processor. I don't even find any terms and conditions during the initial sign up process. I think rather looking for a week or 2 and see how things are going and then choosing a processor might be the smartest move. We haven't even seen the requirements for the big processors and you already jumb ship. If might be smart or it might be dumb but without real solid information that I suspect next week to come in I would feel dumb to use a biller that simply uses smart talk here. Any con in the world would be able to smart talk. SO I rather run it a little careful. Last edited by andi_germany; 10-05-2002 at 04:36 AM..

10-05-2002, 04:35 AM	#16
Gizzy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Las Vegas, Nv Posts: 4	well I am not going to comment "as dumb as we are" statement, but if you really think globill is going to be exempt then you may not be real bright. People with merchant accounts have been paying this fee for awhile now, now the big third processors are making everyone else pay them. if ccbill and ibill are not special I dont know why you would think gobill is going to be special. just looks like you fell for their advertising gimmick is all.

10-05-2002, 05:29 AM	#19
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Am just glad I'm not a non USA paysite owner Right now.. The new regulations "MAY" eliminate some competition for paysite's in the "short run". Poeple will find other ways of doing business. And the business they loose they will get it back PLUS. Think about it, say a small guy was charging $ 20.00 per month... After they find a way around the new Visa Reg.'s or with out Visa... How do you think they are going to get that business back... I'll tell you how...That $20.00 per month will go to $15.00 per month. __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

10-05-2002, 06:30 AM	#21
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	" Adult revenues follow the Dow Jones Industrials with a 1 year delay and I think the major drop in revenues is just around the corner. " ... from my point of view, it more looks like you were 2 years ahead of the DOW JONES ...

10-05-2002, 06:32 AM	#22
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... sorry man, just couldn´t resist ... but that waiter story ... to right you see many of dot boms working in restaurants now ...

10-05-2002, 07:21 AM	#24
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10-05-2002, 07:28 AM	#25
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Don't dismiss how important it is to see how companies treat you or handle you during a major change like this. It's not very surprising that many EPOCH customers especially would be looking to get the fuck outta there. GloBill still seems to be treating its customers profesionally, and coming across as interested in working something out rather than taking the "bend over and take it" attitude being presented by others. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

10-05-2002, 08:40 AM	#26
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	the requirement of webmasters needing to setup "camp" in the states is illegal and its only a matter of time before they have to change this rule..... but it still sux AMP you got my message yesterdaY? Vegas __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

10-05-2002, 09:07 AM	#29
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Jesus Dialer __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-05-2002, 01:45 PM	#33
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Originally posted by Mutt Serge is awake i think, start pissing with him, i like to watch Serge play with his ball of yarn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Serge bores me. ************************************ ahahahhaahhahaah, it's OK, because you amuse me, like a clown and I have my toy to play now ad infinum ;-) I always getting amused by watching the defenders of the proletariat dance their dances ;-)) Thanks GOD of Capitalism that amputates of this world are penniless and "blinds leading blinds" ;-))