Caught this guy sleeping on my patio and eating my food. (PICS AND VIDS) - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 02-03-2008, 01:41 PM

SO I wake up this morning around 730 and look out the window. Its raining. I find this guy looking around and eyeballing the empty tupperware dish that normally has unsalted peanuts in it. I go to the store and get coffee and a big phat bag of peanuts. When i come home I noticed that I had an older can of mixed nuts, macadamias, almonds, pecans from a while ago, so I made him a meal fit for a king. I love watching these guys fight and chase each other around when its nice in the big trees next to the house. There normally are 4 or 5 of them chilling out there. These guys are lovin me today.

Sorry the window is dirty from the crazy rain last night.

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LexiLexxx · 02-03-2008, 01:49 PM

LOL, thats soooo cute!

He looks, like he has been eating well.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-03-2008, 01:49 PM

uh oh, sorry champ, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel

Big_Red · 02-03-2008, 01:51 PM

i was waiting to see a bum or something. lmao

seeric · 02-03-2008, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin

uh oh, sorry champ, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel

L-Pink · 02-03-2008, 02:02 PM

"Holy shit, I hit the mother-load" (squirell thought)

AaronM · 02-03-2008, 02:10 PM

I'd hit it.

seeric · 02-03-2008, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

I'd hit it.

i keep trying but they're too fast.

Socks · 02-03-2008, 02:19 PM

<>< · 02-03-2008, 02:20 PM

will you fucking die already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-03-2008, 02:21 PM

Good idea to fatten them up before eating them...

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BBQ Squirrel

~ 4 squirrels, quartered
~ 3 tbsp salt
~ 2 tsp pepper
~ 1 tsp garlic powder
~ 1 tsp onion powder
~ your favorite dry rub
~ 15 charcoal briquets
~ 3 handfuls hickory chips
~ your favorite bbq sauce

In a large pot, boil the squirrel in water seasoned with the salt, pepper, garlic powder and onion powder for 1 hour or until tender.

In the meantime, soak the hickory chips in water. Light the charcoal and let them get white hot. Place them to one side of your grill.

Remove the squirrel from the water and pat dry. Coat with your favorite dry rub.

Add one handful of wood chips to the hot coals.

Place squirrel on grill across from the hot coals. Cover and smoke for 1 hour. Add a handful of wood chips every half hour.

Add last of the wood chips and baste squirrel with bbq sauce. Smoke for another half hour basting another 3 - 4 times.

Serve with mashed potatoes, sweet corn and buttermilk bisquits.

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Fried Squirrel
1 Squirrel, cleaned and quartered
1 Small onion, chopped
2 Stalks of celery, chopped
1 tsp. garlic powder
Salt & Pepper to taste

Place squirrel in pan and cover with water. Add onion and celery and season to taste. Boil squirrel for about 20 minutes. Remove from pan, rinse and let cool.

Batter
1 Cup flour
1 Egg
1/2 Cup of milk
1 tsp. onion powder
Salt and Pepper to taste

Mix all ingredients together until you have a smooth batter. Place squirrel sections in batter and deep fry until golden brown.
Serves 2

Bon apetit...

ADG

Socks · 02-03-2008, 02:21 PM

Air3k get rid of the dish, let them work up their bravado and if you're a little bit patient (not a lot!) they'll come and eat right out of your hand.

VeriSexy · 02-03-2008, 02:26 PM

What a cute lil guy

Fucksakes · 02-03-2008, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i keep trying but they're too fast.

too fast lol.. reminds me of moose hunting and sitting in the tree bush for hours all quiet and the whole fucking day I get the one annoying squirel making that shound they make.. trust me they are not hard to hit.

keep feeding him, than after awhile sit out there nearby, and than hold them in your hand, soon enough they will be eating from your hands.

my mom does this with ducks at camp, the babies grow up and got big and now they all come with there babies to my parents camp for food.

<>< · 02-03-2008, 02:37 PM

you're an idiot

seeric · 02-03-2008, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

too fast lol.. reminds me of moose hunting and sitting in the tree bush for hours all quiet and the whole fucking day I get the one annoying squirel making that shound they make.. trust me they are not hard to hit.

keep feeding him, than after awhile sit out there nearby, and than hold them in your hand, soon enough they will be eating from your hands.

my mom does this with ducks at camp, the babies grow up and got big and now they all come with there babies to my parents camp for food.

whats ironic is they came inside my house looking in the candy dish on the tv shelves next to my big screen in the summer time. i've been hooking them up for a year and a half. little fuckers probably ate 50lbs of peanuts already. lol. if i don't have any peanuts they sit out there and look at me until i go get some. literally for hours they will line up in front of the glass and sit on their asses with their hands in the air just staring in the house.

seeric · 02-03-2008, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by <><

you're an idiot

fuck off!

tony286 · 02-03-2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red

i was waiting to see a bum or something. lmao

i was thinking the same thing lol

CaptainHowdy · 02-03-2008, 02:41 PM

I would consider ADG's squirrel recipes...

seeric · 02-03-2008, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLexxx

LOL, thats soooo cute!

He looks, like he has been eating well.

some of them are big!! this one is a little guy. we have about 200 of them here in our condo complex. its a really nice resort style place, on the inside where the courtyards are, there are grips of them running around. they eat good here. lots of people feed them fruit and peanuts.

CaptainHowdy · 02-03-2008, 02:43 PM

double post ;(!

seeric · 02-03-2008, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I would consider ADG's squirrel recipes...

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

they my friends

KILL_FRENZY · 02-03-2008, 02:45 PM

hehehe ...nice guy

munki · 02-03-2008, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

whats ironic is they came inside my house looking in the candy dish on the tv shelves next to my big screen in the summer time. i've been hooking them up for a year and a half. little fuckers probably ate 50lbs of peanuts already. lol. if i don't have any peanuts they sit out there and look at me until i go get some. literally for hours they will line up in front of the glass and sit on their asses with their hands in the air just staring in the house.

They got ya trained... lol

seeric · 02-03-2008, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

They got ya trained... lol

Spyce · 02-03-2008, 03:24 PM

Cute little guys...

papill0n · 02-03-2008, 04:17 PM

awwwww cuteness overload mate!!!

rowan · 02-03-2008, 04:24 PM

There are tame possums around a park near where I used to live... one time I was walking home from a shop at about 1am and this cat wandered up to me and started sniffing my bag, so I said hello to it - then realised it was a possum!

Another time I was eating a pizza on a park bench and a possum jumped right onto my lap.

They're not really the sort of animal you'd want to get too close to, they have super sharp claws and make a pretty nasty hissing sound when they're angry...

I think possums are native to Australia, and we don't have squirrels

CurrentlySober · 02-03-2008, 04:33 PM

Are you sure JaneB wasnt hiding around the corner???

seeric · 02-03-2008, 05:04 PM

they're back. the whole family is attacking that bowl now. lolllllll.

lusciousness · 02-03-2008, 05:51 PM

pics!!! :D

Ms Toy Boy · 02-03-2008, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red

i was waiting to see a bum or something. lmao

Me too!!!

But that little guy is definitely cuter then a bum, bet he smells better too....

Twoface31 · 02-03-2008, 06:40 PM

well thats a wise animal hehhehhehe

seeric · 02-05-2008, 01:27 AM

they cleaned out that bowl already. lollll.

slavdogg · 02-05-2008, 02:48 AM

scurell myster

V_RocKs · 02-05-2008, 02:56 AM

squirrel tastes awesome.

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Caught this guy sleeping on my patio and eating my food. (PICS AND VIDS) SO I wake up this morning around 730 and look out the window. Its raining. I find this guy looking around and eyeballing the empty tupperware dish that normally has unsalted peanuts in it. I go to the store and get coffee and a big phat bag of peanuts. When i come home I noticed that I had an older can of mixed nuts, macadamias, almonds, pecans from a while ago, so I made him a meal fit for a king. I love watching these guys fight and chase each other around when its nice in the big trees next to the house. There normally are 4 or 5 of them chilling out there. These guys are lovin me today. Sorry the window is dirty from the crazy rain last night. http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/1.mov http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/2.mov http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/3.mov

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