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seeric 02-03-2008 01:41 PM
Caught this guy sleeping on my patio and eating my food. (PICS AND VIDS)
 
SO I wake up this morning around 730 and look out the window. Its raining. I find this guy looking around and eyeballing the empty tupperware dish that normally has unsalted peanuts in it. I go to the store and get coffee and a big phat bag of peanuts. When i come home I noticed that I had an older can of mixed nuts, macadamias, almonds, pecans from a while ago, so I made him a meal fit for a king. I love watching these guys fight and chase each other around when its nice in the big trees next to the house. There normally are 4 or 5 of them chilling out there. These guys are lovin me today.

Sorry the window is dirty from the crazy rain last night.

http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/1.jpg
http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/2.jpg
http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/3.jpg
http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/4.jpg
http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/5.jpg

http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/1.mov
http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/2.mov
http://www.airek.com/gfy/freeloader/3.mov

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LexiLexxx 02-03-2008 01:49 PM
LOL, thats soooo cute!

He looks, like he has been eating well.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-03-2008 01:49 PM
uh oh, sorry champ, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel

Big_Red 02-03-2008 01:51 PM
i was waiting to see a bum or something. lmao

seeric 02-03-2008 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 13735059)
uh oh, sorry champ, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:(

L-Pink 02-03-2008 02:02 PM
"Holy shit, I hit the mother-load" (squirell thought)

AaronM 02-03-2008 02:10 PM
I'd hit it.

seeric 02-03-2008 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 13735129)
I'd hit it.
i keep trying but they're too fast.:1orglaugh

Socks 02-03-2008 02:19 PM
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<>< 02-03-2008 02:20 PM
will you fucking die already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-03-2008 02:21 PM
Good idea to fatten them up before eating them... :thumbsup

http://www.wisconsinhunter.com/Image...RecipeHead.jpg

Quote:
BBQ Squirrel

~ 4 squirrels, quartered
~ 3 tbsp salt
~ 2 tsp pepper
~ 1 tsp garlic powder
~ 1 tsp onion powder
~ your favorite dry rub
~ 15 charcoal briquets
~ 3 handfuls hickory chips
~ your favorite bbq sauce

In a large pot, boil the squirrel in water seasoned with the salt, pepper, garlic powder and onion powder for 1 hour or until tender.

In the meantime, soak the hickory chips in water. Light the charcoal and let them get white hot. Place them to one side of your grill.

Remove the squirrel from the water and pat dry. Coat with your favorite dry rub.

Add one handful of wood chips to the hot coals.

Place squirrel on grill across from the hot coals. Cover and smoke for 1 hour. Add a handful of wood chips every half hour.

Add last of the wood chips and baste squirrel with bbq sauce. Smoke for another half hour basting another 3 - 4 times.

Serve with mashed potatoes, sweet corn and buttermilk bisquits.
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Fried Squirrel
1 Squirrel, cleaned and quartered
1 Small onion, chopped
2 Stalks of celery, chopped
1 tsp. garlic powder
Salt & Pepper to taste

Place squirrel in pan and cover with water. Add onion and celery and season to taste. Boil squirrel for about 20 minutes. Remove from pan, rinse and let cool.

Batter
1 Cup flour
1 Egg
1/2 Cup of milk
1 tsp. onion powder
Salt and Pepper to taste

Mix all ingredients together until you have a smooth batter. Place squirrel sections in batter and deep fry until golden brown.
Serves 2
http://bill_stallings.tripod.com/sit...s/bbqsqrl1.jpg

Bon apetit...

ADG

Socks 02-03-2008 02:21 PM
Air3k get rid of the dish, let them work up their bravado and if you're a little bit patient (not a lot!) they'll come and eat right out of your hand. :)

VeriSexy 02-03-2008 02:26 PM
What a cute lil guy

Fucksakes 02-03-2008 02:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13735156)
i keep trying but they're too fast.:1orglaugh
too fast lol.. reminds me of moose hunting and sitting in the tree bush for hours all quiet and the whole fucking day I get the one annoying squirel making that shound they make.. trust me they are not hard to hit.


keep feeding him, than after awhile sit out there nearby, and than hold them in your hand, soon enough they will be eating from your hands.

my mom does this with ducks at camp, the babies grow up and got big and now they all come with there babies to my parents camp for food.

<>< 02-03-2008 02:37 PM
you're an idiot

seeric 02-03-2008 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 13735198)
too fast lol.. reminds me of moose hunting and sitting in the tree bush for hours all quiet and the whole fucking day I get the one annoying squirel making that shound they make.. trust me they are not hard to hit.


keep feeding him, than after awhile sit out there nearby, and than hold them in your hand, soon enough they will be eating from your hands.

my mom does this with ducks at camp, the babies grow up and got big and now they all come with there babies to my parents camp for food.
whats ironic is they came inside my house looking in the candy dish on the tv shelves next to my big screen in the summer time. i've been hooking them up for a year and a half. little fuckers probably ate 50lbs of peanuts already. lol. if i don't have any peanuts they sit out there and look at me until i go get some. literally for hours they will line up in front of the glass and sit on their asses with their hands in the air just staring in the house.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeric 02-03-2008 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by <>< (Post 13735235)
you're an idiot
fuck off!

tony286 02-03-2008 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big_Red (Post 13735062)
i was waiting to see a bum or something. lmao
i was thinking the same thing lol

CaptainHowdy 02-03-2008 02:41 PM
I would consider ADG's squirrel recipes...

seeric 02-03-2008 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LexiLexxx (Post 13735056)
LOL, thats soooo cute!

He looks, like he has been eating well.
some of them are big!! this one is a little guy. we have about 200 of them here in our condo complex. its a really nice resort style place, on the inside where the courtyards are, there are grips of them running around. they eat good here. lots of people feed them fruit and peanuts.

CaptainHowdy 02-03-2008 02:43 PM
double post ;(!

seeric 02-03-2008 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 13735253)
I would consider ADG's squirrel recipes...


noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

they my friends:Oh crap:Oh crap

KILL_FRENZY 02-03-2008 02:45 PM
hehehe ...nice guy :winkwink:

munki 02-03-2008 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13735238)
whats ironic is they came inside my house looking in the candy dish on the tv shelves next to my big screen in the summer time. i've been hooking them up for a year and a half. little fuckers probably ate 50lbs of peanuts already. lol. if i don't have any peanuts they sit out there and look at me until i go get some. literally for hours they will line up in front of the glass and sit on their asses with their hands in the air just staring in the house.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
They got ya trained... lol

seeric 02-03-2008 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by munki (Post 13735368)
They got ya trained... lol
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spyce 02-03-2008 03:24 PM
Cute little guys...

papill0n 02-03-2008 04:17 PM
awwwww cuteness overload mate!!!

rowan 02-03-2008 04:24 PM
There are tame possums around a park near where I used to live... one time I was walking home from a shop at about 1am and this cat wandered up to me and started sniffing my bag, so I said hello to it - then realised it was a possum!

Another time I was eating a pizza on a park bench and a possum jumped right onto my lap. :)

They're not really the sort of animal you'd want to get too close to, they have super sharp claws and make a pretty nasty hissing sound when they're angry...

I think possums are native to Australia, and we don't have squirrels

http://thsrv.com/hl/http://www.richa...lia/Possum.jpg

CurrentlySober 02-03-2008 04:33 PM
Are you sure JaneB wasnt hiding around the corner???

seeric 02-03-2008 05:04 PM
they're back. the whole family is attacking that bowl now. lolllllll.

lusciousness 02-03-2008 05:51 PM
pics!!! :D

Ms Toy Boy 02-03-2008 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big_Red (Post 13735062)
i was waiting to see a bum or something. lmao

Me too!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

But that little guy is definitely cuter then a bum, bet he smells better too....

Twoface31 02-03-2008 06:40 PM
well thats a wise animal hehhehhehe

seeric 02-05-2008 01:27 AM
they cleaned out that bowl already. lollll.

slavdogg 02-05-2008 02:48 AM
scurell myster

V_RocKs 02-05-2008 02:56 AM
squirrel tastes awesome.


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