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.~. · 02-03-2008, 09:47 AM

I just studied Star Wars and not once does Chewbacca's cock dangle while he is on camera. That seems IMPOSSIBLE! How could something that big never flop into sight?

Also, you would think that at least once during one of those movies, Chewbacca would have gotten really hard and we all would have seen that big, fat, huge cock sticking straight up in the air - loud and proud.

Did they edit out a sex scene between Princes Leia and Chewy because she had to be hospitalized after?

Last question, will all robots (in the future) include pleasure hardware and software to sexually pleasure any human at any time? I think they will be default features.

lbc213 · 02-03-2008, 09:58 AM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

mattz · 02-03-2008, 10:01 AM

why were you looking for his cock in the first place?

.~. · 02-03-2008, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by mattz

why were you looking for his cock in the first place?

You wouldn't sneak a peek at Chewbacca's cock if there was a pic discovered that captured it in all it's glory?

Imagine Chewbacca getting soooo excited during a space battle that his enormous log grows tall and stiff as a board right during the scene. I bet they edited out all the times this happened.

I study Star Wars for facts and information that the PEOPLE want to know!

Chewbacca Cock!

gornyhuy · 02-03-2008, 10:13 AM

Han shot first. ;)

lazycash · 02-03-2008, 10:14 AM

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.~. · 02-03-2008, 10:14 AM

Ever notice how the movie writers purposefully avoid writing parts for FEMALE Wookies? That is because they would have NO way to shoot around their HUGE FLOPPY TITS!

What are they going to do, put bikini tops on the female wookies? Then people will ask, why aren't they wearing bikini bottoms? How unsanitary.

hateman · 02-03-2008, 10:15 AM

.~. · 02-03-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Looks like Greg Demchek aka mr sexy ladies.com is now officially gay.

All I know for sure is that: Lazycash rides wookie cock!

lbc213 · 02-03-2008, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by hateman

.~. · 02-03-2008, 10:21 AM

Maybe it was just a matter of Chewbacca's big stiff shaft getting in the way of his flying instruments? I mean, nobody doubts space ships battling with lasers, but what if Chewbacca had to fly and fight while his big erect schlong was right in the way? NO WAY!

pip · 02-03-2008, 06:49 PM

Looks like Greg is off his meds once again

nikki99 · 02-03-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mattz

why were you looking for his cock in the first place?

exactly

psbfo · 02-03-2008, 07:33 PM

Aliens from a galaxy far, far away probably don't have the same sex organs we do. Sheesh.

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.~. So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 396	I M P O S S I B L E - Chewbacca Cock! I just studied Star Wars and not once does Chewbacca's cock dangle while he is on camera. That seems IMPOSSIBLE! How could something that big never flop into sight? Also, you would think that at least once during one of those movies, Chewbacca would have gotten really hard and we all would have seen that big, fat, huge cock sticking straight up in the air - loud and proud. Did they edit out a sex scene between Princes Leia and Chewy because she had to be hospitalized after? Last question, will all robots (in the future) include pleasure hardware and software to sexually pleasure any human at any time? I think they will be default features.

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.~. So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 396	Maybe it was just a matter of Chewbacca's big stiff shaft getting in the way of his flying instruments? I mean, nobody doubts space ships battling with lasers, but what if Chewbacca had to fly and fight while his big erect schlong was right in the way? NO WAY!

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