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.~. 02-03-2008 09:47 AM

I M P O S S I B L E - Chewbacca Cock!
 
I just studied Star Wars and not once does Chewbacca's cock dangle while he is on camera. That seems IMPOSSIBLE! How could something that big never flop into sight?

Also, you would think that at least once during one of those movies, Chewbacca would have gotten really hard and we all would have seen that big, fat, huge cock sticking straight up in the air - loud and proud.

Did they edit out a sex scene between Princes Leia and Chewy because she had to be hospitalized after?

Last question, will all robots (in the future) include pleasure hardware and software to sexually pleasure any human at any time? I think they will be default features.

lbc213 02-03-2008 09:58 AM

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mattz 02-03-2008 10:01 AM

why were you looking for his cock in the first place?

.~. 02-03-2008 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 13734366)
why were you looking for his cock in the first place?

You wouldn't sneak a peek at Chewbacca's cock if there was a pic discovered that captured it in all it's glory?

Imagine Chewbacca getting soooo excited during a space battle that his enormous log grows tall and stiff as a board right during the scene. I bet they edited out all the times this happened.

I study Star Wars for facts and information that the PEOPLE want to know!

Chewbacca Cock!

gornyhuy 02-03-2008 10:13 AM

Han shot first. ;)

lazycash 02-03-2008 10:14 AM

Looks like Greg Demchek aka mr sexy ladies.com is now officially gay.

.~. 02-03-2008 10:14 AM

Ever notice how the movie writers purposefully avoid writing parts for FEMALE Wookies? That is because they would have NO way to shoot around their HUGE FLOPPY TITS!

What are they going to do, put bikini tops on the female wookies? Then people will ask, why aren't they wearing bikini bottoms? How unsanitary.

hateman 02-03-2008 10:15 AM

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.~. 02-03-2008 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 13734413)
Looks like Greg Demchek aka mr sexy ladies.com is now officially gay.

All I know for sure is that: Lazycash rides wookie cock!

lbc213 02-03-2008 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13734418)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.~. 02-03-2008 10:21 AM

Maybe it was just a matter of Chewbacca's big stiff shaft getting in the way of his flying instruments? I mean, nobody doubts space ships battling with lasers, but what if Chewbacca had to fly and fight while his big erect schlong was right in the way? NO WAY!

pip 02-03-2008 06:49 PM

Looks like Greg is off his meds once again

nikki99 02-03-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 13734366)
why were you looking for his cock in the first place?

exactly :1orglaugh

psbfo 02-03-2008 07:33 PM

Aliens from a galaxy far, far away probably don't have the same sex organs we do. Sheesh.


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